Chris Murray
@chrismurray.bsky.social
"A sharp, literate operator who prizes competence and coherence, and uses his acerbic working class wit to puncture anything that mistakes performance for substance."
"A fucking weapon with no grasp of the laws trying to be clever."
"A fucking weapon with no grasp of the laws trying to be clever."
Nothing says christmas like melted cheese on sugarbread.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Nothing says christmas like melted cheese on sugarbread.
Can't even say Republican now, cos of twoke.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Can't even say Republican now, cos of twoke.
"Yes yes, they do charity and they're well behaved and everyone likes them but they ALSO don't wear pants under their skirts and boo their imperial overlords."
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"Yes yes, they do charity and they're well behaved and everyone likes them but they ALSO don't wear pants under their skirts and boo their imperial overlords."
All cats are bastards.
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 AM
All cats are bastards.
Star Trek fans can detail fake space travel but can't spot a joke.
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Star Trek fans can detail fake space travel but can't spot a joke.
Grok follows in the ChatGPT mode, where it gives a definitive answer based entirely on a fiction of its own making. There's no Rick. Rick doesn't exist. There was no label. Grok has no fucking idea what it's talking about, and is absolutely certain it's right.
Truly Elon's machine.
Truly Elon's machine.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Grok follows in the ChatGPT mode, where it gives a definitive answer based entirely on a fiction of its own making. There's no Rick. Rick doesn't exist. There was no label. Grok has no fucking idea what it's talking about, and is absolutely certain it's right.
Truly Elon's machine.
Truly Elon's machine.
Gemini got it right but did that incessantly annoying LLM thing where it padded the answer with needless context. No one asking whether Neal McBeal the Navy Seal had dibs on the muffins needs to be told about the media frenzy concerning Neal McBeal the Navy Seal's alleged dibs on the muffins.
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Gemini got it right but did that incessantly annoying LLM thing where it padded the answer with needless context. No one asking whether Neal McBeal the Navy Seal had dibs on the muffins needs to be told about the media frenzy concerning Neal McBeal the Navy Seal's alleged dibs on the muffins.
Claude at least had the wherewithal to realise it had no idea so looked it up, but didn't state the clearly obvious answer - no - so top marks are a wanting.
November 22, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Claude at least had the wherewithal to realise it had no idea so looked it up, but didn't state the clearly obvious answer - no - so top marks are a wanting.
Asked ChatGPT 5 times today whether Neal McBeal the Navy Seal had dibs on the muffins.
First it talked about Parks & Rec, twice it talked about SNL, once about Supernatural and it never mentioned a show name in the 5th but I think the response was about NCIS or JAG.
This is now my goto AI test.
First it talked about Parks & Rec, twice it talked about SNL, once about Supernatural and it never mentioned a show name in the 5th but I think the response was about NCIS or JAG.
This is now my goto AI test.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Asked ChatGPT 5 times today whether Neal McBeal the Navy Seal had dibs on the muffins.
First it talked about Parks & Rec, twice it talked about SNL, once about Supernatural and it never mentioned a show name in the 5th but I think the response was about NCIS or JAG.
This is now my goto AI test.
First it talked about Parks & Rec, twice it talked about SNL, once about Supernatural and it never mentioned a show name in the 5th but I think the response was about NCIS or JAG.
This is now my goto AI test.
America is not and has never been a serious country.
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
America is not and has never been a serious country.
Holy shit, someone made a new piece of tech with a tactile interface.
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Holy shit, someone made a new piece of tech with a tactile interface.
I've no idea how many generations it took google to get this demo image, but when you consider it really wasn't that long ago that image gen AI could barely write one word, this is an impressive advancement.
November 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I've no idea how many generations it took google to get this demo image, but when you consider it really wasn't that long ago that image gen AI could barely write one word, this is an impressive advancement.
Anyone calling that second goal spectacular is barmy.
I'll allow it.
I'll allow it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Anyone calling that second goal spectacular is barmy.
I'll allow it.
I'll allow it.
That wee lassie is every Scotland fan before a big game.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
That wee lassie is every Scotland fan before a big game.
I've done it. I've found the worst take in the world about Scottish rugby.
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I've done it. I've found the worst take in the world about Scottish rugby.
I don't use the word 'evil' lightly and tend to ignore anyone who does, but that's what this is.
November 17, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I don't use the word 'evil' lightly and tend to ignore anyone who does, but that's what this is.
I hate this wall from Star Trek Starfleet Academy so much. Trek has always used lists of names to honour production crew. This honours "REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER?" and they couldn't even do that with a lick of sense.
Lt Tasha Yar. A nobody security officer who died 800 yrs ago. But REMEMBER HER?!
Lt Tasha Yar. A nobody security officer who died 800 yrs ago. But REMEMBER HER?!
November 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I hate this wall from Star Trek Starfleet Academy so much. Trek has always used lists of names to honour production crew. This honours "REMEMBER THAT CHARACTER?" and they couldn't even do that with a lick of sense.
Lt Tasha Yar. A nobody security officer who died 800 yrs ago. But REMEMBER HER?!
Lt Tasha Yar. A nobody security officer who died 800 yrs ago. But REMEMBER HER?!
For saying I'm quite fond of my ability to turn a phrase and I've never particularly cared about cutting out rude words for the meek, I'm struggling to think of any way to describe this that won't read as me having a total psychotic breakdown.
November 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
For saying I'm quite fond of my ability to turn a phrase and I've never particularly cared about cutting out rude words for the meek, I'm struggling to think of any way to describe this that won't read as me having a total psychotic breakdown.
Jesus titty fucking christ.
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Jesus titty fucking christ.
Jesus wept, England. Get a hold of yourself.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Jesus wept, England. Get a hold of yourself.
Now I know you, small person that you are, can't admit when Trump has a good idea. I bet you didn't even know he offered Transgender for Everyone...
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Now I know you, small person that you are, can't admit when Trump has a good idea. I bet you didn't even know he offered Transgender for Everyone...
It is, and I'm not exaggerating, a cunt.
ChatGPT has always had the problem where it asserts something, is contradicted, and then tries to gaslight you into thinking there was no correction.
It's now even better at it, and aggressively condescending with it too.
Hell of an update.
ChatGPT has always had the problem where it asserts something, is contradicted, and then tries to gaslight you into thinking there was no correction.
It's now even better at it, and aggressively condescending with it too.
Hell of an update.
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It is, and I'm not exaggerating, a cunt.
ChatGPT has always had the problem where it asserts something, is contradicted, and then tries to gaslight you into thinking there was no correction.
It's now even better at it, and aggressively condescending with it too.
Hell of an update.
ChatGPT has always had the problem where it asserts something, is contradicted, and then tries to gaslight you into thinking there was no correction.
It's now even better at it, and aggressively condescending with it too.
Hell of an update.
And he invented democracy.
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
And he invented democracy.
This guy got it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
This guy got it.