Well hey six days is still within the return window… if that’s all it takes to trigger it I’ll go buy a new one this afternoon.

He gets it every year. After he dies, it gets named after him.

It's my favorite! I'll be there next week to use it.

I am glad for his church experience growing up and wish more young people had it. But he's intentionally poking at exvangelicals all the way through the piece. It's not charitable.

It's like Larry the Cucumber became Catbus...