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· Aug 17
sorry i’m saving all my best jokes for the next social media platform
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Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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i finkllgy dtopped usjng auttocoresct md ivce never been hapirt!
November 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
i finkllgy dtopped usjng auttocoresct md ivce never been hapirt!
the ACFC ownership could always, can currently, and for the foreseeable future, fuck themselves
"Faces teammates' rebuke" says Fox News of Elizabeth Eddy.
This is why ownership's initial statement—which compelled Sarah Gorden and the players to issue their own response—was a profound act of moral cowardice. Now, Gorden and her teammates are in the crosshairs. Fuck that.
This is why ownership's initial statement—which compelled Sarah Gorden and the players to issue their own response—was a profound act of moral cowardice. Now, Gorden and her teammates are in the crosshairs. Fuck that.
We had some more thoughts about #AngelCityFC in the wake of Sarah Gorden's statement yesterday.
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
the ACFC ownership could always, can currently, and for the foreseeable future, fuck themselves
time for that sweet half price rapture day candy
September 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
time for that sweet half price rapture day candy
poor Mina Tanaka, now carrying the entire weight of America First Credit Union on her shoulders
NEW: Ally Sentnor is joining the Kansas City Current, sources tell @meganferinga.bsky.social, @meglinehan.com and me. Unclear what Utah Royals are getting in return.
The reigning USWNT Young Player of the Year joins the Shield frontrunner. Get your popcorn ready. www.nytimes.com/athletic/653...
The reigning USWNT Young Player of the Year joins the Shield frontrunner. Get your popcorn ready. www.nytimes.com/athletic/653...
Kansas City Current acquire Ally Sentnor from Utah Royals: Sources
Sentnor's career hit a rapid ascent last summer, playing in the FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup before making her full USWNT debut in November.
www.nytimes.com
August 1, 2025 at 8:43 PM
poor Mina Tanaka, now carrying the entire weight of America First Credit Union on her shoulders
okay, i guess nobody at this bus stop wants to talk with me about the 2025 womens euros final 🙄
July 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
okay, i guess nobody at this bus stop wants to talk with me about the 2025 womens euros final 🙄
[me texting my other dumb friends] okay which one of you has the monkey’s paw
In December MJ Lenderman covered Counting Crows’ “A Long December” in Asheville, NC. This week, at his band’s shows in Charlotte and Raleigh, Adam Duritz returned the love by singing some “Wristwatch” during “Round Here.”
www.stereogum.com/2315933/watc...
www.stereogum.com/2315933/watc...
July 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
[me texting my other dumb friends] okay which one of you has the monkey’s paw
and just like that he’s the most popular player amongst lakers fans
👀This was submitted to Los Angeles Superior Court yesterday: NBA superstar Zion Williamson accused of rape. Plaintiff says she was in a dating relationship with him at Duke—before it got abusive.
May 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
and just like that he’s the most popular player amongst lakers fans
won’t anyone think of the poor data centers
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
won’t anyone think of the poor data centers
time to find out who excelled at the Pope Combine
May 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
time to find out who excelled at the Pope Combine
if you let your pets sleep in your bed, just fuck already
February 7, 2025 at 6:06 AM
if you let your pets sleep in your bed, just fuck already
(me outside the zoo’s chimp enclosure chugging water) i’m about to start a revolution
January 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
(me outside the zoo’s chimp enclosure chugging water) i’m about to start a revolution
merry christmas from the citizen app!
December 25, 2024 at 5:20 AM
merry christmas from the citizen app!
once a year i open linkedin, see high school friends who did whippets and lit each others clothes on fire vapidly congratulating one another on their promotions from “manager” to “senior manager” at Business Company, and log off for another year
December 17, 2024 at 1:28 PM
once a year i open linkedin, see high school friends who did whippets and lit each others clothes on fire vapidly congratulating one another on their promotions from “manager” to “senior manager” at Business Company, and log off for another year
unacceptable! i'll be hosting my videos on Greece now
TikTok’s annual carbon footprint is likely bigger than Greece’s, study finds
TikTok’s annual carbon footprint is likely bigger than Greece’s, study finds
Average user generates greenhouse gases equal to driving an extra 123 miles in gas-powered car a year, data shows
TikTok’s annual carbon footprint is probably larger than that of Greece, according to a new analysis of the social media platform’s…
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2024 at 2:13 PM
unacceptable! i'll be hosting my videos on Greece now
Piss is great! (sponsored post)
December 8, 2024 at 6:20 AM
Piss is great! (sponsored post)
the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade always makes me nostalgic for Macy’s
November 28, 2024 at 3:53 PM
the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade always makes me nostalgic for Macy’s
my grandparents met on bluesky
November 17, 2024 at 5:00 AM
my grandparents met on bluesky
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im crying we really had a wide open option to go outside, read a book, pour more into our real lives and we said No. more website
November 14, 2024 at 7:31 PM
im crying we really had a wide open option to go outside, read a book, pour more into our real lives and we said No. more website
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i love asparagus but i HATE the way it makes my pee taste
August 17, 2023 at 10:10 PM
i love asparagus but i HATE the way it makes my pee taste
my older scientist co-workers unknowingly use “out of pocket” when they really mean “out of office” but it’s much more fun to imagine they’re all living like Guns n’ Roses on tour in 1987
April 24, 2024 at 1:56 PM
my older scientist co-workers unknowingly use “out of pocket” when they really mean “out of office” but it’s much more fun to imagine they’re all living like Guns n’ Roses on tour in 1987
yearly reminder that The Weakerthans - Left and Leaving is a perfect record
April 23, 2024 at 6:36 PM
yearly reminder that The Weakerthans - Left and Leaving is a perfect record
so wild there’s only one band in the world and it’s Waxahatchee
January 15, 2024 at 4:00 AM
so wild there’s only one band in the world and it’s Waxahatchee
every dec 24 i re-enable notifications on Citizen just for this
December 25, 2023 at 7:08 AM
every dec 24 i re-enable notifications on Citizen just for this