Sean Penn is the scariest guy I’ve ever seen in my life

I snagged this AND Deception from a guy behind a bar for 15 bucks last month. Not each, together!! Couldn’t believe it!

Please save all workplace insanity for freaky Fridays

You know the devils water it ain’t so sweet, you don’t have to drink right now, but Jesus has been pounding it since he got here and he’s absolutely hammered

Sometimes I want to wreck house for a session, and sometimes I want a real challenge to trudge through. Shao Khan should not have an equal chance of winning a fight as Johnny Cage!

I mean, he held up an entire building one time so maybe????

Had to put a “No AI was used” disclosure at the front of my book because I am a FREQUENT user of EM dashes

Hey I have a Uniqlo shirt with this cover on it!

Tell me this thing isn’t a dark souls boss

Skeleton hand but also I love the idea of a video game where all the bosses are fantasy saints that posses a golden suit of armor and their only weak point is the bone of their original body

Do you use the GG app? It’s not QUITE as good as Letterboxd, but it’s the closest thing I’ve found to it for video games

ggapp.io/MechaniChris

The predator learns that the xenomorphs are kept by WY (from Elle Fanning maybe) and seeks to hunt one as the most legendary trophy, he busts into WY, freeing the alien, and accidentally activating the T-800, which was modeled after a soldier named Dutch who previously killed a predator in the 80s

My pitch: set in the future Alien time in a world where judgement day was stopped permanently in the 90s, it’s revealed that Cyberdyne was acquired buy Weyland Yutani, leading to the creation of synths. The original model remains intact however, and is activated when a xenomorph gets loose