Chris, PC Small Group
chris402.bsky.social
Chris, PC Small Group
@chris402.bsky.social
Google wants their Diet Mountain Lightning-ass storebrand Matt Damon to teach me about AI.
September 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I mean, are the last two related or....
September 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
When they release your Ring Cam footage:
#UNCvsTCU #CollegeFootball #BillBelichick
September 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Archie Wilson should call his left foot Betty and his right foot Veronica. Real ones know: Archie doesn't have to choose, fam! He gets both.

#Huskers #GBR
August 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Me, every time I tell our 13-year-old a story about how good Burkhead was. #Huskers #GBR
August 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The police have released a sketch of the victim of the theft, one Charles Entertainment Cheese.
June 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Quick, someone get Mark Daigneault onto Chet's shoulders so he can measure the height of the hoops at Gainbridge Fieldhouse. It's OKC's only hope.
June 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Endlessly annoyed that Kevin Hart is wearing two fucking watches during one of his 322 commercials during the NBA Finals? Me too.
June 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hope, at least, that it was a barbershop?
June 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Jannik Sinner out here looking like Rusty Griswold with a tennis raquet.
June 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There's only one man I would trust with making sure Donald Trump's bribe-jet from Qatar is safe. This noted plane inspector:
May 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Pope Leo the 18-But-Barely:
May 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Very excited for the moment when Pope Leo XIV decides to canonize William The Refrigerator Perry.
May 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Excited for the Chicago Pope to appoint a few other Chicagoans to his inner circle that are also on a mission from God.
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🎶Bro you just got fiiiiiired🎶

- Mike Waltz's brother-in-law*

*It's a real thing, Google it.
May 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
When your Bro-in-Law just got fired by the President, so the new backup singer for Creed is now Mike Waltz.
May 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sure, Ashton Jeanty is cool, but who is this specimen behind him? Because somebody get that man on the phone and get him drafted ASAP.
April 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Does anyone know, does the Omaha World Herald do sponsored, PR-crafted stories like this very often? This girl is obviously a badass and I love seeing any track and field coverage, but this is weird as hell, is it not?
April 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Lol at this super-duper-super rich, miserable fuck.
April 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Police have released the suspect's Mugshot. When reached for comment the defendant's attorney released the following statement: "Ohhhhhh, yeah."
April 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Pauly want some crack, or...? Meth?"
March 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Police knew they finally caught the man, when he was quoted as telling the officers to "Love, Laugh, Love".
March 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Police were able to track him by just...following the yarn.
March 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% that broke.
March 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The good news is: this was still only the second worst thing to happen to Drake at a sporting event this year.
March 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM