Chris, PC Small Group
chris402.bsky.social
Chris, PC Small Group
@chris402.bsky.social
I have long maintained that 'I Know What You Did Last Summer' is the 1992 Dream Team of Millennial heart throbs, but I think 'The Faculty' might be the 1996 team?
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I just involuntarily listened to back to back Macklemore songs. Is this...am I washed?!?
October 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Google wants their Diet Mountain Lightning-ass storebrand Matt Damon to teach me about AI.
September 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
You ever hear someone's laugh and know exactly what their teeth look like, even if you can't see them?
September 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
When Jalen Carter spits on your quarterback, we call that Dak Tuah. #MNF #NFL
September 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I mean, are the last two related or....
September 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Somewhere, Tom Brady is smiling. Well, at least, he's trying. That Botox and his fillers make it VERY difficult...

#ChapelBill
September 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
TCU now leads UNC by 27.

"I mean, it's not THAT big of a gap." - Bill Belichick

#ChapelBill
September 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
When they release your Ring Cam footage:
#UNCvsTCU #CollegeFootball #BillBelichick
September 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Archie Wilson should call his left foot Betty and his right foot Veronica. Real ones know: Archie doesn't have to choose, fam! He gets both.

#Huskers #GBR
August 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Left foot Iggy
Right foot Azalea
Down under brings the thunder
From Nebraska to Australia!"

- a line from my upcoming rap track about Archie Wilson
#Huskers #GBR
August 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Me, every time I tell our 13-year-old a story about how good Burkhead was. #Huskers #GBR
August 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The police have released a sketch of the victim of the theft, one Charles Entertainment Cheese.
June 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
BigXThaPlug reminds me so much of Mike Jones that dude's phone number is probably 281-330-8803.
June 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Quick, someone get Mark Daigneault onto Chet's shoulders so he can measure the height of the hoops at Gainbridge Fieldhouse. It's OKC's only hope.
June 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Endlessly annoyed that Kevin Hart is wearing two fucking watches during one of his 322 commercials during the NBA Finals? Me too.
June 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I hope, at least, that it was a barbershop?
June 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Jannik Sinner out here looking like Rusty Griswold with a tennis raquet.
June 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Never forget: the first season of a true crime podcast was actually a son by Bob Dylan that goes SUPER hard.

youtu.be/bpZvg_FjL3Q?...
Bob Dylan - Hurricane (Official Audio)
YouTube video by BobDylanVEVO
youtu.be
May 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
There's only one man I would trust with making sure Donald Trump's bribe-jet from Qatar is safe. This noted plane inspector:
May 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
There are few more chaotic and unpredictable races than when kids toe the line for a middle school hurdle race. It's absolutely full of more plot twists and insanity than an HBO limited series.
May 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Chicago Pontiff, or as we Midwesterners would call him: Ope Leo XIV.
May 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Pope Leo the 18-But-Barely:
May 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Very excited for the moment when Pope Leo XIV decides to canonize William The Refrigerator Perry.
May 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Excited for the Chicago Pope to appoint a few other Chicagoans to his inner circle that are also on a mission from God.
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM