Captain Acab
@choster.bsky.social
They/them
DM means dungeon master, so unless your DMs drop loot, they are safe from me
DM means dungeon master, so unless your DMs drop loot, they are safe from me
I see we're rallying around the stupid again, ffs
February 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I see we're rallying around the stupid again, ffs
~suspiciously~
Okay. (1) What am I buying?
Okay. (1) What am I buying?
February 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
~suspiciously~
Okay. (1) What am I buying?
Okay. (1) What am I buying?
Guess I'm that weirdo that prefers to do the shopping 🤣
February 5, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Guess I'm that weirdo that prefers to do the shopping 🤣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
No, no one owes you shit
If that sycophantic circle-fest that TP posted was enough to convince you that an abusive rapist is innocent over the words of his victims, you're beyond help
No, no one owes you shit
If that sycophantic circle-fest that TP posted was enough to convince you that an abusive rapist is innocent over the words of his victims, you're beyond help
February 4, 2026 at 4:06 PM
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
No, no one owes you shit
If that sycophantic circle-fest that TP posted was enough to convince you that an abusive rapist is innocent over the words of his victims, you're beyond help
No, no one owes you shit
If that sycophantic circle-fest that TP posted was enough to convince you that an abusive rapist is innocent over the words of his victims, you're beyond help
Okay, but what style of hardhat do you pair it with?
February 4, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Okay, but what style of hardhat do you pair it with?
I mean... we only live once!
February 4, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I mean... we only live once!
I know! This drives me up the wall.
The worst was sitting next to a guy that was obviously stalking someone. He called up 3 different business and presented 3 distinct personalities trying to get details on her activities. Bloody horrifying.
The worst was sitting next to a guy that was obviously stalking someone. He called up 3 different business and presented 3 distinct personalities trying to get details on her activities. Bloody horrifying.
February 3, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I know! This drives me up the wall.
The worst was sitting next to a guy that was obviously stalking someone. He called up 3 different business and presented 3 distinct personalities trying to get details on her activities. Bloody horrifying.
The worst was sitting next to a guy that was obviously stalking someone. He called up 3 different business and presented 3 distinct personalities trying to get details on her activities. Bloody horrifying.
PSA: there is no such thing as consensual sex with an employee (especially if they are living under your roof)
The default is to believe the victims!
Also, that may be the most disgusting way to make a book announcement of all time
The default is to believe the victims!
Also, that may be the most disgusting way to make a book announcement of all time
February 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
PSA: there is no such thing as consensual sex with an employee (especially if they are living under your roof)
The default is to believe the victims!
Also, that may be the most disgusting way to make a book announcement of all time
The default is to believe the victims!
Also, that may be the most disgusting way to make a book announcement of all time
It turns out that being a decent human being isn't all that difficult. It's shocking, given the horrific nature of the average bro, but it actually takes extra work to be deplorable.
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
It turns out that being a decent human being isn't all that difficult. It's shocking, given the horrific nature of the average bro, but it actually takes extra work to be deplorable.
The FYHoD one is absolutely glorious! Well done!!!
February 3, 2026 at 5:54 AM
The FYHoD one is absolutely glorious! Well done!!!
Shhh... Neil. Nobody believes an obviously biased "journalist" posting under a pseudonym.
February 3, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Shhh... Neil. Nobody believes an obviously biased "journalist" posting under a pseudonym.
Sounds fucking hot!
February 1, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Sounds fucking hot!
*rolls up sleeves*
We've got our work cut out for us
We've got our work cut out for us
February 1, 2026 at 12:18 AM
*rolls up sleeves*
We've got our work cut out for us
We've got our work cut out for us
I'm in this skeet and I don't hate it
Food is love
Food is love
January 31, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I'm in this skeet and I don't hate it
Food is love
Food is love
Oh... oh, my. I just got through the article.
They're still on a paper based system. 😳😂
Also, I can't look at someone logging 23 hours in a day for weeks on end as anything other than fraud.
They're still on a paper based system. 😳😂
Also, I can't look at someone logging 23 hours in a day for weeks on end as anything other than fraud.
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Oh... oh, my. I just got through the article.
They're still on a paper based system. 😳😂
Also, I can't look at someone logging 23 hours in a day for weeks on end as anything other than fraud.
They're still on a paper based system. 😳😂
Also, I can't look at someone logging 23 hours in a day for weeks on end as anything other than fraud.
I dunno... seems like it shouldn't cost more than a few tens of thousands of dollars to tweak their timekeeping system to require council or mayoral approval for an individual to rack up more than a reasonable amount of overtime.
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I dunno... seems like it shouldn't cost more than a few tens of thousands of dollars to tweak their timekeeping system to require council or mayoral approval for an individual to rack up more than a reasonable amount of overtime.
Nothing says "we're in trouble, send help" like fire in a bucket on your deck
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Nothing says "we're in trouble, send help" like fire in a bucket on your deck