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Thermite specialist. Mink Trapper. Atlanta Falcons Beatwriter
God damn, NEVER challenge a stripper to a game of 52-card pick-up. All that time with the washingtons… she smoked my ass
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
God damn, NEVER challenge a stripper to a game of 52-card pick-up. All that time with the washingtons… she smoked my ass
Triphop Demon Hunters but its all edited and presented as a really esoteric stoner-core adult swim show
November 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Triphop Demon Hunters but its all edited and presented as a really esoteric stoner-core adult swim show
Sequel idea: beach that makes you old but this time the film follows a really frustrated pedophile
October 30, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sequel idea: beach that makes you old but this time the film follows a really frustrated pedophile
I’ve been trying to figure it out for years and I finally realized that Walmart and an ER have identical auras. Two establishments you walk in and can feel the drop of morale just wash over you
October 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I’ve been trying to figure it out for years and I finally realized that Walmart and an ER have identical auras. Two establishments you walk in and can feel the drop of morale just wash over you
I’ve changed my cat’s dinner time alarm to the American Football riff to pavlov them into getting AMPED whenever there’s midwest emo playing
October 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM
I’ve changed my cat’s dinner time alarm to the American Football riff to pavlov them into getting AMPED whenever there’s midwest emo playing
My roommate read his Tikki Masala recipe as “Tikka Inshallah” and spent the entire dinner facing towards Mecca instead of towards the TV with new girl on. I’m really happy that he had such a vested interest in his personal journey though
October 12, 2025 at 12:43 PM
My roommate read his Tikki Masala recipe as “Tikka Inshallah” and spent the entire dinner facing towards Mecca instead of towards the TV with new girl on. I’m really happy that he had such a vested interest in his personal journey though
The fine china bubble is about to BURST because there’s not a single person gen Z or younger who wants to inherit 200 pounds of that shit
Crashing out that only old people even like fine china plates and they never fucking use them. It’ll be Christmas dinner at grandma’s and she’ll look you dead in the eye and tell you “it’s not a fine china occasion.” It’s just decour then! When do you use it, fuckin’ spaghetti night??? Get real
October 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The fine china bubble is about to BURST because there’s not a single person gen Z or younger who wants to inherit 200 pounds of that shit
Crashing out that only old people even like fine china plates and they never fucking use them. It’ll be Christmas dinner at grandma’s and she’ll look you dead in the eye and tell you “it’s not a fine china occasion.” It’s just decour then! When do you use it, fuckin’ spaghetti night??? Get real
October 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Crashing out that only old people even like fine china plates and they never fucking use them. It’ll be Christmas dinner at grandma’s and she’ll look you dead in the eye and tell you “it’s not a fine china occasion.” It’s just decour then! When do you use it, fuckin’ spaghetti night??? Get real
Fuuuuck I gotta go buy groceries but they just announced the fortnite x labubu x bad dragon collab 😩😩😩😩😩😩
October 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Fuuuuck I gotta go buy groceries but they just announced the fortnite x labubu x bad dragon collab 😩😩😩😩😩😩
I store all my sex and drug paraphernalia in a $5 drawer from Walmart as to associate the corporation with all things corrupt, fallible and sinful
October 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I store all my sex and drug paraphernalia in a $5 drawer from Walmart as to associate the corporation with all things corrupt, fallible and sinful
Gys who’s waiting for the Barnes & Noble P Diddy albums to drop from 70% to 85% off before buying
October 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Gys who’s waiting for the Barnes & Noble P Diddy albums to drop from 70% to 85% off before buying
Asking the guy who is working out only one side of his body for a non-dominant handjob
October 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Asking the guy who is working out only one side of his body for a non-dominant handjob
Halloween costume idea: Absent Father
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Halloween costume idea: Absent Father
You all are homophobic for ignoring this one
Fight outside a Boston Gay Bar: “I could dry ride girth you couldnt take with a gallon of lube, pal!”
October 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You all are homophobic for ignoring this one
I’ve got a buddy who’s transitioning. They’re going from Greg to Gregory
October 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’ve got a buddy who’s transitioning. They’re going from Greg to Gregory
Fight outside a Boston Gay Bar: “I could dry ride girth you couldnt take with a gallon of lube, pal!”
October 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Fight outside a Boston Gay Bar: “I could dry ride girth you couldnt take with a gallon of lube, pal!”
Pleading with the other guests at the Halloween party that me painting myself orange and doing a spanish accent isn’t racist please please it’s puss face I’m just doing puss face like I’m Antonio Banderas pleaseee
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pleading with the other guests at the Halloween party that me painting myself orange and doing a spanish accent isn’t racist please please it’s puss face I’m just doing puss face like I’m Antonio Banderas pleaseee
Mercedes Benz stadium sells dogs that are 40% veal, 50% baby seal and 10% human child
An app like the ones that can scan a plant and tell you what it is except its for ballpark hot dogs and it tells you what meats they’re constituted of
October 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Mercedes Benz stadium sells dogs that are 40% veal, 50% baby seal and 10% human child
An app like the ones that can scan a plant and tell you what it is except its for ballpark hot dogs and it tells you what meats they’re constituted of
October 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
An app like the ones that can scan a plant and tell you what it is except its for ballpark hot dogs and it tells you what meats they’re constituted of
Officiant asked me to read my vows and I hit ‘em with my rendition of The Aristocrats joke
September 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Officiant asked me to read my vows and I hit ‘em with my rendition of The Aristocrats joke
Holding in a fart while my girl is still napping next to me
September 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Holding in a fart while my girl is still napping next to me
Bimbos get too much hate man. The dumbest chicks you know will have the most innovative creative sexy Halloween costumes known to man
September 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Bimbos get too much hate man. The dumbest chicks you know will have the most innovative creative sexy Halloween costumes known to man
New bit: after my GF stops to pet a dog when walking down the street I’ve been asking her shit like “do you think that he has any concept of racial inequity??”
September 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
New bit: after my GF stops to pet a dog when walking down the street I’ve been asking her shit like “do you think that he has any concept of racial inequity??”
Yo Penis David what’d you have for lunch today?
September 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Yo Penis David what’d you have for lunch today?
I think it’s awesome that 1 out of 5 guys who get into Photography exclusively photograph naked girls. Not even try to hide the pervert-based motivation for the hobby, gotta respect it
September 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I think it’s awesome that 1 out of 5 guys who get into Photography exclusively photograph naked girls. Not even try to hide the pervert-based motivation for the hobby, gotta respect it