Tony Hawk’s Mass Grave
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Thermite specialist. Mink Trapper. Atlanta Falcons Beatwriter
Holding in a fart while my girl is still napping next to me
September 28, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Holding in a fart while my girl is still napping next to me
In January I passed out while listening to the Austin Powers theme on repeat and ever since I’ve lived all of 2025 with the looming specter of a fucked up Spotify Wrapped hanging over me
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
In January I passed out while listening to the Austin Powers theme on repeat and ever since I’ve lived all of 2025 with the looming specter of a fucked up Spotify Wrapped hanging over me
The Charger from Left 4 Dead 2:
August 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The Charger from Left 4 Dead 2:
Off half a gal of nik•l•nips speakin languages and creoles once thought to be dead
August 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Off half a gal of nik•l•nips speakin languages and creoles once thought to be dead
I do this to my ex’s kid when it’s my weekends with him
July 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I do this to my ex’s kid when it’s my weekends with him
Ah finally, canned enema
July 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Ah finally, canned enema
Guy who can only hands-free cum if he puts on Kendrick Lamar’s “we cry together”
June 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Guy who can only hands-free cum if he puts on Kendrick Lamar’s “we cry together”
POV: Dua Lipa social media team
May 28, 2025 at 1:17 PM
POV: Dua Lipa social media team
This but for my perc 30’s
May 17, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This but for my perc 30’s
Well it’s working out in my favor but why the fuck does he own the 2xLP of the Pinkprint?
April 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Well it’s working out in my favor but why the fuck does he own the 2xLP of the Pinkprint?
Beautiful vista on our backpacking hike!! Releasing a swarm of spotted lantern flies before we set off for the next leg :-)
April 15, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Beautiful vista on our backpacking hike!! Releasing a swarm of spotted lantern flies before we set off for the next leg :-)
The silkwormers and loomers have told tales of my family’s mink trappage for generations. My forefathers of yores used on sticks and spidertac to fashion ensnarements that a weaver’s mind couldnt possibly fathom. No woven tapestry has ever compared to the indulgent scent of a freshly piked mink
March 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
The silkwormers and loomers have told tales of my family’s mink trappage for generations. My forefathers of yores used on sticks and spidertac to fashion ensnarements that a weaver’s mind couldnt possibly fathom. No woven tapestry has ever compared to the indulgent scent of a freshly piked mink
I’ve had such a great time with you tonight, I really appreciate you took the time after dinner to come back here and chat over a red with me. Do you… mind if I put on a little something to set the mood? I’ve got just the thing 😏
March 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I’ve had such a great time with you tonight, I really appreciate you took the time after dinner to come back here and chat over a red with me. Do you… mind if I put on a little something to set the mood? I’ve got just the thing 😏
fuck. fuck. fuck this. I’m seething with pure unadulterated rage right now. fuck. they’re NOT. fucking. RED!!!!!! you can’t call the black licorice that
March 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
fuck. fuck. fuck this. I’m seething with pure unadulterated rage right now. fuck. they’re NOT. fucking. RED!!!!!! you can’t call the black licorice that
The ideal spitroast
February 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The ideal spitroast
Feeling annoying today
February 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Feeling annoying today
BRILLIANT: Mercedes Benz sponsors world class engineers to design an automatically articulated closeable roof for Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank’s human sacrifice pit!!!! #GoHawks
January 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
BRILLIANT: Mercedes Benz sponsors world class engineers to design an automatically articulated closeable roof for Atlanta Falcons owner Arthur Blank’s human sacrifice pit!!!! #GoHawks
The function when someone puts the abstract lava lamp liquid 3 hour youtube video on
January 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The function when someone puts the abstract lava lamp liquid 3 hour youtube video on
Machine Girl show was a fucking movie last nite!!!!!!! Pit was insane, our squad ran that though 💵 💯
January 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Machine Girl show was a fucking movie last nite!!!!!!! Pit was insane, our squad ran that though 💵 💯
I love music journalism
January 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I love music journalism
Rolling joints in my Crayola Midnignt Blue crayon paper wraps. Blowing clouds of pre-K sour diesel directly into the air intake of a daycare AC unit
January 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Rolling joints in my Crayola Midnignt Blue crayon paper wraps. Blowing clouds of pre-K sour diesel directly into the air intake of a daycare AC unit