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e-girls do not interact unless you are actually an electronic girl
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lose
January 17, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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Friday at last…
January 16, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Doctors exist to not-treat you. I'm not being snarky or hyperbolic, that's their job: to find reasons not to treat you. They spend 6 years in med school and more money than some broke tr&nn13s live to see, to spend the rest of their lives figuring out how to tell you to fuck off.
January 15, 2026 at 7:18 PM
man it is really funny to think about the concept of "say three hail marys" or whatever. like, shouldn't the lords words be good enough the first time. why do i have to do it three times like an mmo busy work quest

Say "Hail Mary" (0/3)
January 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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was not expecting the introduction section on the dilbert wikipedia to conclude quite this brutally holy SHIT
January 14, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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January 14, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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📍
November 21, 2024 at 11:15 AM
moby dick is short for mobuscus richard
January 8, 2026 at 4:43 AM
i think every mario party video game is basically the same and im tired of pretending i don't
January 7, 2026 at 4:57 AM
when your goat washed

oh thank you for washing him :) he was starting to smell
January 5, 2026 at 8:24 PM
there's no bigger discrepancy of feelings than how i feel listening to the sopranos theme vs how i feel watching the sopranos
January 5, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
i wasn't old enough to really get what was going on politically in the 2000s, so im glad they're playing the rerun for me
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
i wanna change teams
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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December 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i think boys should kiss boys
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
this might sound mean but if you think picky eaters should "get over it" i think you should play in traffic, and i mean it with all sincerity
December 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i really respect an artist who has one thing and they draw their one thing a million different ways for their whole life
December 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
one day i hope the world will come to realize that you can enjoy emotionally and intellectually challenging kino cinema and also superhero movies. they are both good and can both be enjoyed

one day i hope we will stop trying to define our intellectual prowess by not liking things

like more things
December 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Friday at last…-
December 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
what a lot of people fail to understand about acting is that some people are just Like That
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
i think the more opinions you have on things, the stupider you are generally

as someone who has lots of opinions on things
December 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM