Al Green's Pimp Cane
@chonktingle.bsky.social
Queer goth woman with a fetish for dead billionaires and fascists. Not in a necrophiliac way but in a fuck on their grave before it gets turned into a public restroom way. Also I like roller skating and amusement park rides and your mom.
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“Shoot me, bitch! Shoot me, bitch!”
January 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
“Shoot me, bitch! Shoot me, bitch!”
Tonight my therapist said "I have hope because of people like you" and I don't know if I should be praised or criticized for not crying over that
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Tonight my therapist said "I have hope because of people like you" and I don't know if I should be praised or criticized for not crying over that
If this doesn't involve gay sex, specifically docking, I'm not even going to bother stealing it via internet crime. Unless it's about penguins because I love those greasy fucks (not in a sex way, gay or otherwise)
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
If this doesn't involve gay sex, specifically docking, I'm not even going to bother stealing it via internet crime. Unless it's about penguins because I love those greasy fucks (not in a sex way, gay or otherwise)
What up tlt gang, we tin foil hatted so hard Tor had to make an official response.
Now I'm off to craft new conspiracy theories about what THIS post REALLY means
Now I'm off to craft new conspiracy theories about what THIS post REALLY means
January 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
What up tlt gang, we tin foil hatted so hard Tor had to make an official response.
Now I'm off to craft new conspiracy theories about what THIS post REALLY means
Now I'm off to craft new conspiracy theories about what THIS post REALLY means
Mang, I don't know how to feel about this MN ice situation. Like fuck ice 1000% but I'm not hyped about the part where it requires the murder of a white woman before we collectively start giving a shit on a larger scale
January 8, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Mang, I don't know how to feel about this MN ice situation. Like fuck ice 1000% but I'm not hyped about the part where it requires the murder of a white woman before we collectively start giving a shit on a larger scale
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Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
I keep seeing bus stop ads for some show called pole to pole and it is apparently on national geographic and far less homosexual than I require it to be
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I keep seeing bus stop ads for some show called pole to pole and it is apparently on national geographic and far less homosexual than I require it to be
Ok so you know the whole the moon being made out of cheese thing? My new theory is that elomb wants to go to Mars because he thinks it's made out of ketamine
January 7, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Ok so you know the whole the moon being made out of cheese thing? My new theory is that elomb wants to go to Mars because he thinks it's made out of ketamine
Chuck Tingle for pope
please join me in tackling my greatest existential fear with new tingler I WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN SO AFRAID OF DEATH IF I HAD KNOWN THE PEARLY GATES WERE THIS HOT AND ALSO BI out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0GFCPCBK7/ or on true buckaroo patreon tier www.patreon.com/posts/i-woul...
January 7, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Chuck Tingle for pope
This might be the most targeted advertising that has ever been targeted at me
January 7, 2026 at 6:32 PM
This might be the most targeted advertising that has ever been targeted at me
Is the Magnus archives just British Welcome to NightVale?
January 7, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Is the Magnus archives just British Welcome to NightVale?
Look, I know this flies in the face of conventional wisdom, but as it turns out, I AM gonna need you to lie in order to kick it
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Look, I know this flies in the face of conventional wisdom, but as it turns out, I AM gonna need you to lie in order to kick it
The only religious holiday I'm interested in is black Friday and that's only because we killed a god
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The only religious holiday I'm interested in is black Friday and that's only because we killed a god
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we all know this classic way
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
we all know this classic way
I just saw an ad for basketball that reads "win or go home" and I have questions. Namely, does this imply that the winners are forced to live in the stadium in perpetuity? That doesn't seem motivational or like a sustainable business model
December 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I just saw an ad for basketball that reads "win or go home" and I have questions. Namely, does this imply that the winners are forced to live in the stadium in perpetuity? That doesn't seem motivational or like a sustainable business model
I don't get why people use doomer as an insult. It's not as if I desire ecological collapse. If anything I hope I'm wrong. But ignoring all the science pointing to pending collapse is how we got here. I mean that and late stage capitalism.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I don't get why people use doomer as an insult. It's not as if I desire ecological collapse. If anything I hope I'm wrong. But ignoring all the science pointing to pending collapse is how we got here. I mean that and late stage capitalism.
I feel like your movie should be allowed to pass the Bechdel test if every conversation between two or more women is about killing a man
November 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I feel like your movie should be allowed to pass the Bechdel test if every conversation between two or more women is about killing a man
In general I try not to repost things from shitter but I'm pretty sure this is outside the statute of limitations. Never 4get
![me: [naked and confused] w-which hole tho?
spongebob: i don't give a fuck just do it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dgstzha54qqssvub2rwu75sp/bafkreibfv2u7znani2imoibkgr5ec7ws4l3rwmlsdljszawn2g3eotuh44@jpeg)
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
In general I try not to repost things from shitter but I'm pretty sure this is outside the statute of limitations. Never 4get
I just realized "sex in the city" and "single income two cats" share an acronym
November 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I just realized "sex in the city" and "single income two cats" share an acronym
moon's haunted
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
moon's haunted
Bizzaro world NY post article titled "Mamdani? Only trustworthy man with a mustache?"
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Bizzaro world NY post article titled "Mamdani? Only trustworthy man with a mustache?"
Ok, like... The absolutely least important takeaway from last night but how did nobody tell the vocally queer woman how supermodel level hot Rama Duwaji (Mamdani's wife) is even in passing. Like she's absolutely stunning
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Ok, like... The absolutely least important takeaway from last night but how did nobody tell the vocally queer woman how supermodel level hot Rama Duwaji (Mamdani's wife) is even in passing. Like she's absolutely stunning
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6...
"In 2018, Swedish writer Pelle Nilsson designed a dark RPG while waiting in queue for eight hours to have a load of apples juiced."
Ok, I have so many questions... but fundamentally... is this just what being Swedish is like?
"In 2018, Swedish writer Pelle Nilsson designed a dark RPG while waiting in queue for eight hours to have a load of apples juiced."
Ok, I have so many questions... but fundamentally... is this just what being Swedish is like?
Mörk Borg - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 31, 2025 at 2:21 AM
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%B6...
"In 2018, Swedish writer Pelle Nilsson designed a dark RPG while waiting in queue for eight hours to have a load of apples juiced."
Ok, I have so many questions... but fundamentally... is this just what being Swedish is like?
"In 2018, Swedish writer Pelle Nilsson designed a dark RPG while waiting in queue for eight hours to have a load of apples juiced."
Ok, I have so many questions... but fundamentally... is this just what being Swedish is like?
