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Oliver Brandt
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Okay nobody send me any more emails, I just landed on a perfect, round, clean number
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Breaking news
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Both games! I have no idea why
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 AM
They finally updated the KFC app for Australia
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Very similar to my Octopath notes
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
November 11, 2025 at 5:11 AM
What a guy
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Should I be worried
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I can see the exact point you made this post
November 2, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Since it was deleted
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The new YGO archetype potentially being a masc version of Dragonmaid with human scientists turning themselves into dinosaurs is rad
October 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I dunno man seems like a skill issue to me
October 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
October 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Me, minding my own business, having fun collecting cute little guys.

Random child in Lumiose:
October 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Like what the fuck
October 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Too easy
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
It’s so much worse than it looks, too (and it looks fucking horrendous as is)
October 15, 2025 at 1:29 PM
It’s almost that time of year
October 15, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Uh oh, it’s there for me
October 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Tech companies, I am begging you on behalf of all colourblind people to PLEASE find a better way to communicate battery level than this
October 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
And another one. Mind you, I live in regional Tasmania, so two Xboxes going for cheap at the same time is basically unheard of.
October 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
They put out this response when it started getting backlash and it’s like uh, yeah dog, we know, that’s the whole problem lol
October 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My favourite thing about iOS is that when I ask Siri to set an alarm for a specific time, if I already have an inactive alarm for that time it’ll just turn it on… except if I ask for 10am, which it will inexplicably create a new alarm for every time
October 2, 2025 at 6:31 AM