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Chockrit
@chockrit.bsky.social
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Melee Peach, washed speedrunner, woodworking, maths, guy

Often does hobbies in spreadsheets, rather than actually doing the hobby
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Only good pic of me from this weekend, and I made an album cover and I'm locked the fuck in

Thank you! @bruhgaming15.bsky.social www.flickr.com/photos/aub-b...
A row of gamers playing Super Smash Bros Melee on CRT TVs at Genesis X2 in 2025. I am pictured in the center locked in on my game next to my doubles partner p0ke.
February 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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@startgg.bsky.social Hey, your website is broken on multiple mobile browsers
Janky screenshot of StartGG on Chrome Android mobile Janky Screenshot of StartGG on Firefox Android mobile
January 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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My only regret is I didn't buy more of him
A small flower vase shaped like a blue Pikmin, with a single white and pink flower in full bloom.
January 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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DAMINATED LENIN
A picture of Vladimir Lenin in his tomb
January 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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who up washin they banana
A white device which reads "Trouvaille CID-AM2002" on the side. It is a hole on a shaft, sort of in the shape of a hairdryer, and an entire banana (peel and all) is shown inside the hole with arrows going both in and out. It appears to be a device that washes bananas. A small diagram shows that the device can be placed on a stand, which tilts to either side and has up to 180° range of motion.
January 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
chockrit.bsky.social
it him!
Screenshot of me collecting immersive Mew from Pokemon TCG Pocket
January 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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You dare use my own spells against me?

They were running Volcarona, but it was otherwise the same Centiskorch+Moltres deck I built a month ago

3rd pic is the deck I'm testing. Huge card draw Sigilyph/Slab, then Florges damage and Haunter Ace, with Hypno sleep supp

Ggs
#pokemon #ptcgp #pokemontcgp
Screenshot of a Battle Log from Pokemon TCG Pocket where my Florges knocks out an opponent's Centiskorch Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket showing a victory over a player named IzayaBrsrk, who was using a Moltres+Centiskorch deck which I theory crafted myself a month ago. Screenshot of a Deck List from Pokemon TCG Pocket including the following cards: Pokemon 1x each: Gastly, Haunter, Gengar Ex 1x each: Flabebe, Floette, Florges 1x each: Drowzee, Hypno 2x Sigilyph Items/Supporters 1x each: X Speed, Giovanni 2x each: PokeBall, Professor Oak, Mythical Slab, Sabrina
January 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
chockrit.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
Georgie from SD melee in an orange balaclava, flipping off the camera
December 29, 2024 at 7:25 AM
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Don't gamble, just stack the deck

#ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
Fully set up using the Friends deck I built in Pokemon TCG Pocket. Celebi Ex has 9 energy, which were attached by stalling with Lilligant in front (Lilligant adds one energy to a benched Pokemon per attack done). Butterfree on the bench heals all Pokemon for 20hp per turn each, and Serperior doubles all energy attached to grass Pokemon. Celebi Ex uses Powerful Bloom, which flips one coin per energy and does 50 damage per heads. I had 9 energy, being doubled by Serperior's ability on my bench, and flipped 13/18 heads doing 650 damage in one shot.
December 27, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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Heist mission success parameters:
1. Caterpie opener tutors as many mons as possible
2. Shiinotic sleeps/kills while you draw the rest
3. Evolve Serperior
4. Load Celebi with energy til Shiinotic dies. Butterfree+Erika on Shiinotic to stall
5. Flip 12 coins
6. Profit

#ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
A Pokemon TCG Pocket Deck List containing 1 each of the following cards: Metapod Butterfree Snivy Servine Serperior Morelull Shiinotic Celebi Ex Potion X Speed Poke Ball Leaf 2 each of the following cards: Caterpie Professor Oak Sabrina Erika
December 26, 2024 at 7:55 AM
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Um actually gambling is overrated
Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket, where I used Celebi Ex's attack Powerful Bloom. This flips one coin per energy, and does 50 damage per heads. I had 8 energy, so flipped 8 coins, and got 8 Tails.
December 25, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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he just an eepy boy
an eepy kitty in he blankey an eepy kitty in he basket with he blankey an eepy kitty in me lap make he biscuits
December 25, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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I think this is anti-meta vs Celebi decks
-Low energy costs overall
-Vulpix has 50% to block
-Ninetales+Blaine 1shot Celebi
-Ninetales 1shot entire Serperior line
-Ponyta 75% 2shot, 100% 3shot Snivy/Servine
-Ponyta->Rapidash 75% 2shot, 100% 3shot Celebi
-Rapidash+Blaine 75% 1shot, 100% 2shot Celebi
Deck list from Pokemon TCG Pocket containing one Giovanni, one Red Card, and two each of the following: Vulpix Ninetales Ponyta Rapidash X Speed Poke Ball Professor Oak Blaine Sabrina
December 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
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Woops forgot to add full decklist
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December 18, 2024 at 8:10 PM
chockrit.bsky.social
Keep gambling!

#ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket Opponent Celebi Ex used Powerful Bloom, which allows you to flip as many coins as it has energy and then do 50 damage per heads. Opponent also had Serperior on their bench whose ability doubles all grass energy, which allowed my opponent to flip 10 coins. My defending Celebi Ex had 130HP, meaning they could flip a max of 2 heads in 10 flips, or else mine would faint. They flipped only 2 heads. Screenshot from Pokemon TCG Pocket My Celebi Ex used Powerful Bloom, which allows you to flip as many coins as it has energy and then do 50 damage per heads. Their defending Celebi Ex had 130HP, meaning I had to flip 3 heads in 5 flips or else I would lose. I flipped exactly 3 heads.
December 18, 2024 at 6:39 PM
chockrit.bsky.social
Keep gambling

#ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
Screenshot from a Battle Log in Pokemon TCG Pocket My Centiskorch has 40 HP. Opponent Zapdos Ex used Thundering Hurricane, which does 50 damage for every heads in 4 coin flips. Opponent flipped 4 tails in a row, doing 0 damage and winning me the game. Screenshot from a Battle Log in Pokemon TCG Pocket, showing that my Centiskorch knocked out the opponent Zapdos Ex and won me the game.
December 16, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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When you mash "End Turn" because you have lethal by doing nothing, and you don't want your opponent to forfeit
A Weezing card from Pokemon TCG Pocket that reads: Weezing - 110Hp Ability - Gas Leak: Once during your turn, if this Pokemon is in the active spot, you may make your opponent's Active Pokemon Poisoned. Tackle - 1 Darkness Energy, 30 damage Weakness - Fighting (+20) Retreat cost - 3 Energy Part 1: last portion of a Battle Log from Pokemon TCG Pocket that reads: Your Turn: Drew a card Put Sabrina into their hand Ended their turn Pokemon Checkup: Opponent's Mewtwo Ex took 10 damage from poison HP - 10/150 -> 0/150 Part 2: last portion of a Battle Log from Pokemon TCG Pocket that reads: Opponent's Mewtwo Ex was Knocked out You got 2 Points: 1->3 You win
December 13, 2024 at 10:52 PM
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Ran some Python sims of this deck

The basic engine is Moltres in front, Sizz/Cent in back, starting on the first turn you have energy(either Turn 2/3, depends on turn order)

In 10M simulations, only 19.1% fail to have this set up by your first turn with energy.

#PTCGP #PokemonTCGP
List of results from 10M simulations for my Moltres Ex/Centiskorch deck in Pokemon TCG Pocket Scenarios with Moltres active and Sizzlipede benched are considered Success. Scenarios with Sizzlipede active, Moltres benched, and an X Speed in hand are also considered success. These combined happen 72.6% of the time. Scenarios with Sizzlipede active and Moltres benched (without X Speed in hand) are considered Minus 1, since you lose a turn retreating Sizzlipede. These happen 8.3% of the time. Failure occurs when you fail to draw at least one Sizzlipede and at least one Moltres Ex by your first turn with energy (either turn 2 or 3). These happen 19.1% of the time. The relevant Deck List for Pokemon TCG Pocket. The deck includes: 2x Sizzlipede 2x Centiskorch 2x Moltres Ex 2x Potion 2x X Speed 2x Poke Ball 1x Hand Scope 2x Red Card 2x Professor's Research 1x Giovanni 2x Sabrina
December 12, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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Got my 5 consecutive wins after theorycrafting this Moltres/Centiskorch deck. Loading Centiskorch with energy can take as little as two turns, and he does more DPS than Charizard ex since you only need 1 energy per turn to upkeep.

#ptcgp #pokemontcgp
Screenshot showing off that I earned my emblem for 5 consecutive wins Screenshot of 6 Pokemon TCG Pocket cards, 2 of each of the following: Sizzlipede: Basic, 60HP Gnaw: 1 energy 10 damage Centiskorch: 130HP, evolves from Sizzlipede Fire blast: 4 energy 130 damage + discard a fire energy from this Pokemon. Moltres ex: Basic, 140HP Inferno Dance: 1 energy + Flip three coins; take energy equal to the number of heads and attach it to your benched Fire pokemon in any way you like Heat Blast: 3 energy 70 damage A Pokemon TCG Pocket Deck list containing: 2x Sizzlipede 2x Centiskorch 2x Moltres Ex 2x Potion 2x X Speed 2x Poke Ball 1x Hand Scope 2x Red Card 2x Professor's Research 1x Giovanni 2x Sabrina
December 10, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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I don't know anything about meta in PTCGP, but I'm having fun and have a decent winrate with this deck. The potential 1 or 2 turn lethal with Articuno+Misty is hilarious when it hits, and otherwise all the mons make for good blockers while building Dragonite.
Full Art Dragonite from Pokemon TCG Pocket Full Art Articuno Ex from Pokemon TCG Pocket Dragon Deck list from Pokemon TCG Pocket 2x Articuno Ex 2x Dratini 2x Dragonair 2x Dragonite 1x Potion 1x Red Card 2x X Speed 2x Prof Oak 2x Misty 2x Sabrina
December 5, 2024 at 8:58 AM
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Nice screensaver!
Mr Renholm from the IT Crowd saying "Nice screensaver" Gif of a computer on fire from the show "The IT Crowd". In the episode, by placing a broken computer around a real fire, the crowd disguised the fire as a screensaver and their boss is none the wiser.
November 30, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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Be my friend or whatever, I'm tryna Pokemon Pocket TCG

9705-7416-2836
Pokemon TCG Pocket friend ID: 9705-7416-2836-3356
November 26, 2024 at 3:36 AM
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If you see this, post a concert photo you took

King Gizzard acoustic set at the Rady Shell in San Diego, October 2024
Closeup shot of the crowd watching King Gizzard at the Rady Shell in San Diego Wide shot of the crowd and stage before King Gizzard at the Rady Shell in San Diego Closeup shot of the crowd watching King Gizzard at the Rady Shell in San Diego
November 15, 2024 at 6:34 AM