Chockrit
@chockrit.bsky.social
Melee Peach, washed speedrunner, woodworking, maths, guy
Often does hobbies in spreadsheets, rather than actually doing the hobby
Often does hobbies in spreadsheets, rather than actually doing the hobby
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Chockrit
@chockrit.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Y'all got games on this app
Trump: "Hey I stole your wallet"
Me: What the fuck?! Give it back
Trump: "Here's $100 back"
Me: There was $500 in that wallet
Trump: "And you're getting $100 back! Aren't you so thankful for a great, brilliant guy like me? Also I'm keeping the wallet."
Me: What the fuck?! Give it back
Trump: "Here's $100 back"
Me: There was $500 in that wallet
Trump: "And you're getting $100 back! Aren't you so thankful for a great, brilliant guy like me? Also I'm keeping the wallet."
President Donald Trump’s idea of mailing $2,000 “dividend” payments from tariffs to US citizens marks a throwback to the stimulus checks distributed during the Covid crisis, with similar economic risks.
Trump’s $2,000 Tariff ‘Dividend’ Marks Throwback to Covid Checks
President Donald Trump’s idea of mailing $2,000 “dividend” payments from tariffs to US citizens marks a throwback to the stimulus checks distributed during the Covid crisis, with similar economic risks.
bloom.bg
November 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Trump: "Hey I stole your wallet"
Me: What the fuck?! Give it back
Trump: "Here's $100 back"
Me: There was $500 in that wallet
Trump: "And you're getting $100 back! Aren't you so thankful for a great, brilliant guy like me? Also I'm keeping the wallet."
Me: What the fuck?! Give it back
Trump: "Here's $100 back"
Me: There was $500 in that wallet
Trump: "And you're getting $100 back! Aren't you so thankful for a great, brilliant guy like me? Also I'm keeping the wallet."
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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While skating around an empty warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
March 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
While skating around an empty warehouse, professional skateboarder Tony Hawk accidentally gained an extra life after collecting the wrong golden letters.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
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Only good pic of me from this weekend, and I made an album cover and I'm locked the fuck in
Thank you! @bruhgaming15.bsky.social www.flickr.com/photos/aub-b...
Thank you! @bruhgaming15.bsky.social www.flickr.com/photos/aub-b...
February 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Only good pic of me from this weekend, and I made an album cover and I'm locked the fuck in
Thank you! @bruhgaming15.bsky.social www.flickr.com/photos/aub-b...
Thank you! @bruhgaming15.bsky.social www.flickr.com/photos/aub-b...
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Reposted by Chockrit
I don't buy the conspiracy that the cure to cancer already exist and elites are hiding it from us.
I do buy that the powers that be could have cured cancer by now but have chosen not to because it is in the wealthy class' interest to do so.
I do buy that the powers that be could have cured cancer by now but have chosen not to because it is in the wealthy class' interest to do so.
February 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I don't buy the conspiracy that the cure to cancer already exist and elites are hiding it from us.
I do buy that the powers that be could have cured cancer by now but have chosen not to because it is in the wealthy class' interest to do so.
I do buy that the powers that be could have cured cancer by now but have chosen not to because it is in the wealthy class' interest to do so.
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Showing a 2014 runner a 2025 Whomp's Fortress would probably be the equivalent of feeding a Victorian child a Dorito.
February 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Showing a 2014 runner a 2025 Whomp's Fortress would probably be the equivalent of feeding a Victorian child a Dorito.
Super Bowl? I hardly knower bowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Super Bowl? I hardly knower bowl
@startgg.bsky.social Hey, your website is broken on multiple mobile browsers
January 31, 2025 at 12:28 AM
@startgg.bsky.social Hey, your website is broken on multiple mobile browsers
Mentally inserting the phrase "racist sexist homophobe" whenever I see the phrase"far right". Puts every action into context. I should make a chrome extension that does this for me.
January 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Mentally inserting the phrase "racist sexist homophobe" whenever I see the phrase"far right". Puts every action into context. I should make a chrome extension that does this for me.
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Hanouna : Musk n'a pas fait de Salut nazi mais un salut d'amour au public.
😂 mais...
😂 mais...
January 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hanouna : Musk n'a pas fait de Salut nazi mais un salut d'amour au public.
😂 mais...
😂 mais...
My only regret is I didn't buy more of him
January 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
My only regret is I didn't buy more of him
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With the TikTok ban, it’s time for a new social app to take it’s place
Yeah! this post to let Nintendo know that we want Miiverse to return
Yeah! this post to let Nintendo know that we want Miiverse to return
January 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
With the TikTok ban, it’s time for a new social app to take it’s place
Yeah! this post to let Nintendo know that we want Miiverse to return
Yeah! this post to let Nintendo know that we want Miiverse to return
who up washin they banana
January 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
who up washin they banana
You dare use my own spells against me?
They were running Volcarona, but it was otherwise the same Centiskorch+Moltres deck I built a month ago
3rd pic is the deck I'm testing. Huge card draw Sigilyph/Slab, then Florges damage and Haunter Ace, with Hypno sleep supp
Ggs
#pokemon #ptcgp #pokemontcgp
They were running Volcarona, but it was otherwise the same Centiskorch+Moltres deck I built a month ago
3rd pic is the deck I'm testing. Huge card draw Sigilyph/Slab, then Florges damage and Haunter Ace, with Hypno sleep supp
Ggs
#pokemon #ptcgp #pokemontcgp
January 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
You dare use my own spells against me?
They were running Volcarona, but it was otherwise the same Centiskorch+Moltres deck I built a month ago
3rd pic is the deck I'm testing. Huge card draw Sigilyph/Slab, then Florges damage and Haunter Ace, with Hypno sleep supp
Ggs
#pokemon #ptcgp #pokemontcgp
They were running Volcarona, but it was otherwise the same Centiskorch+Moltres deck I built a month ago
3rd pic is the deck I'm testing. Huge card draw Sigilyph/Slab, then Florges damage and Haunter Ace, with Hypno sleep supp
Ggs
#pokemon #ptcgp #pokemontcgp
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you think GDQ will share this one?
January 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
you think GDQ will share this one?
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
December 29, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025?
Realizing that this deck is a bit more consistent subbing Lilligant for Shiinotic. Instead of a 50% to keep the enemy slept and adding 1 extra energy to Celebi, you get a 100% of adding 2 energy. Butterfree+Erika is enough to keep Lilligant up, and past 8 energy the EV is so high it doesn't matter.
Heist mission success parameters:
1. Caterpie opener tutors as many mons as possible
2. Shiinotic sleeps/kills while you draw the rest
3. Evolve Serperior
4. Load Celebi with energy til Shiinotic dies. Butterfree+Erika on Shiinotic to stall
5. Flip 12 coins
6. Profit
#ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
1. Caterpie opener tutors as many mons as possible
2. Shiinotic sleeps/kills while you draw the rest
3. Evolve Serperior
4. Load Celebi with energy til Shiinotic dies. Butterfree+Erika on Shiinotic to stall
5. Flip 12 coins
6. Profit
#ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
December 27, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Realizing that this deck is a bit more consistent subbing Lilligant for Shiinotic. Instead of a 50% to keep the enemy slept and adding 1 extra energy to Celebi, you get a 100% of adding 2 energy. Butterfree+Erika is enough to keep Lilligant up, and past 8 energy the EV is so high it doesn't matter.
December 27, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Heist mission success parameters:
1. Caterpie opener tutors as many mons as possible
2. Shiinotic sleeps/kills while you draw the rest
3. Evolve Serperior
4. Load Celebi with energy til Shiinotic dies. Butterfree+Erika on Shiinotic to stall
5. Flip 12 coins
6. Profit
#ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
1. Caterpie opener tutors as many mons as possible
2. Shiinotic sleeps/kills while you draw the rest
3. Evolve Serperior
4. Load Celebi with energy til Shiinotic dies. Butterfree+Erika on Shiinotic to stall
5. Flip 12 coins
6. Profit
#ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
December 26, 2024 at 7:55 AM
Heist mission success parameters:
1. Caterpie opener tutors as many mons as possible
2. Shiinotic sleeps/kills while you draw the rest
3. Evolve Serperior
4. Load Celebi with energy til Shiinotic dies. Butterfree+Erika on Shiinotic to stall
5. Flip 12 coins
6. Profit
#ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon
1. Caterpie opener tutors as many mons as possible
2. Shiinotic sleeps/kills while you draw the rest
3. Evolve Serperior
4. Load Celebi with energy til Shiinotic dies. Butterfree+Erika on Shiinotic to stall
5. Flip 12 coins
6. Profit
#ptcgp #pokemontcgp #pokemon