Chloe
banner
chochlo.bsky.social
Chloe
@chochlo.bsky.social
Girly Swot. Senior Mathematician. Childless cat lady. Geriatric Millennial.
Reposted by Chloe
Anyone on here with a working knowledge of Sunderland City Centre - where is good for Sunday lunch please?
February 4, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Poppy and Coco would like to thank Tyson and @juliesargent.bsky.social for the very kind gift! They are still slightly unsure about it, since it’s a little unpredictable, but it’s very interesting and seems like fun.
February 4, 2026 at 11:07 AM
@sharpinsky.bsky.social has a wife to find things for him. I am the Designated Finder of Lost Things and the Catcher of Live Mice (a role shared with Coco). He is the Disposer of Insects and Dead Mice and the Carrier of the Washing Basket. We make a good team.
If you're ultra-rich, I get that, you have a person who has to find it. If you're just Joe Normal in a regular suburban house...is your whole life just 'darling, will you ring me?'
February 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Food box delivery salesman, attempting to make a sale: does he get a say in what you eat or does he get what he’s given?

Me: Actually, I get what I’m given, and he’s not here at the moment.

Salesman: I’ll come back later.
January 31, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Lost all sensation in my legs and could barely walk upstairs after, but what’s a girl to do?
January 30, 2026 at 11:03 PM
The #AppleMaps guy has started over-pronouncing every word. So now I have to follow the Ring-er Road instead of the Ring Road, and keep driving down the Way 1, Ray 1, Lay 1, or even Yay 1 instead of the boring old A1. Thanks, Apple, I hate it.
January 29, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Reposted by Chloe
3 exciting new opportunities to come and work with me @meimaths.bsky.social 😁

mei.org.uk/about/careers/
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 PM
It’s taken a while but I’ve attempted some answers to the questions from @themathsbazaar.bsky.social. I am feeling very sleepy and rusty so I would really appreciate it if anyone has a spare moment to check my answers and point out any mistakes, please! #ALevelMaths #ALevelFurtherMaths
January 23, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Please could anyone help me find (or create!) solutions to the following sets of questions courtesy of @themathsbazaar.bsky.social? Thank you!
@catrionaagg.bsky.social @susanwhitehouse.bsky.social
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I may have failed Wordle today but I absolutely nailed Worldle.

Wordle 1,675 X/6

⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨
⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜
⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩

Worldle 1457 1/6

15 meters | 0:32
Combined Score: 93/100

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

worldledaily.com
Worldle
Free, unlimited, GeoGuessr alternative. Explore the world with Worldle!
worldledaily.com
January 19, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I’m looking for a revision sheet covering all the different types of integration in #Edexcel A Level #FurtherMaths. Does anyone know if such a thing exists? There must be something somewhere!
January 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Anyone done the #Lego #Rivendell set? Looks like some packs are designed to be done together (eg 1 and 2) but can they be done separately or are the pieces all mixed up between the two bags?
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
What’s going on here? 🤔
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
#SewingBee but with cats.
October 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Alright, Facebook, calm down.
October 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
You know on Twitter when you say that men have breasts and can get breast cancer?

So anyway, apparently I’m trans now.
a woman in a pink shirt is talking to another woman and says `` your logic does not resemble our earth logic . ''
ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is talking to another woman and says `` your logic does not resemble our earth logic . ''
media.tenor.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
It’s ages since I’ve bought any Lego so I’m thinking of taking advantage of Prime Day deals to get a pre-Christmas treat to replace my usual Lego advent calendar. But which one?
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
People who understand teenagers. What’s all this 6 and 7 stuff? I’m always slightly afraid to Google this stuff in case it’s worse than it sounds.
September 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Great cryptic clue today.

Minute Cryptic - 24 September, 2025
"12 - 55 + n = 9 - 12" (5)

www.minutecryptic.com?utm_source=s...
Minute Cryptic
Solve a clue with a hidden meaning
www.minutecryptic.com
September 24, 2025 at 6:44 AM
This is brilliant, and I’m glad they’ve decided to have a laugh about it rather than take it too seriously.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Great North Run medals show Sunderland instead of Newcastle
Medals given to participants use an image of Sunderland, which has no connection to the event.
www.bbc.co.uk
September 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You’d think by now I’d have figured out the difference between 1.1m (the length required), and 1.01m (the length I actually cut).

But it’s fine. It’s not like my livelihood depends on my ability to do maths.
buzz lightyear from toy story says " there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere .. "
ALT: buzz lightyear from toy story says " there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere .. "
media.tenor.com
September 7, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I can’t run but I do enjoy a plane or two.
September 7, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I am not ok with this.

(yes, I know the solution, I’m just expressing my disapproval.)
September 2, 2025 at 6:55 AM
It’s taken four months but I’ve finally worked out the song that’s been stuck in my head.

youtu.be/wy709iNG6i8?...
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (Remastered 2014)
YouTube video by Elton John - Topic
youtu.be
August 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
There is no cat in this picture.
August 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM