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chlotendo.bsky.social
Chlo
@chlotendo.bsky.social
31 y/o trans girly with too many tattoos studying for a degree in CyberSec

https://twitch.tv/Chlotendo btw
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Intro thing:

Name’s Chloe but you can call me Chlo to save on one input
30 y/o transfemme
- streamer
- IT nerd
- tattoo enjoyer
- goth
- xenoblade lover
- Bleach (the manga/anime) nerd
- I bake sometimes
- LGBTQ+ advocate
- Will post about food and games a lot
- You’re cute btw.
My Luigi figurine fell down the cable hole, no Luigi that’s not spaghetti!
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Nothing better than waking up to a message that you have to do a presentation in less than an hour..

Thank you project members for throwing that onto me at such short notice
January 16, 2026 at 7:23 AM
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Mr. President a second seasoning has hit the dinner
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I think smoked paprika might be the biggest leap in white people cooking since the invention of salt
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Cheesy meat or meaty cheese, that is the question I ponder today
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Showing my partner my dumbass posts on here with the same glee as a kid showing off their doodles
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Anyone wanna hire a neurodivergent internet addict with big assets and bigger emotional instability hmu
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Kinda false advertising that mealworms are not in fact a solid substitute for a meal, wish I’d known that earlier
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The androgynous urge to eat a mildly disturbing amount of chocolate
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I swear I’m funny, I’m just getting censored by my brain being made of glue and fudge
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Being a DM for DnD just means I can force people to like my dumb jokes and puns, it’s great
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Puppy boys be like “I love a good scarf but remove the sc”
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Group project once again going great with someone claiming a document took them 6 hours to write and they couldn’t even bother removing the check mark icons and smiley faces that ChatGPT puts in its output
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My primal natural instincts are telling me to go get a pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The feminine urge to buy a truly gigantic witchy hat to then only ever wear inside the house cuz outside world scary
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Getting cum laude on my propedeuse was worth it cuz the teachers gave arme a box of chocolate
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Being in university during the AI bubble is a wild sensation, watching people entirely stop using their brains and offloading their thinking processes into LLMs is wild to watch.
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Got my partner into supernatural and now we’re at season 5 in like a month lmao. Can’t wait to see my boy Crowley again
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
My partner sleeping on my lap while I watch YouTube explanations on DLL injection bots, it’s a good life I live
July 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Spending obscene amounts of money on a phone my mom will promptly decimate beyond recognition in a matter of months is either true love for a parent or insanity, not sure which one yet.

RIP my old iPhone 14 Pro Max, it will not survive long in her hands lmao
June 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
The person who will be reviewing my Powershell work for the exam today is the same person who made a variable for the letter x just to print the letter x and this has me slightly concerned.

(Not actually that much tho it's just kinda funny he's a nice dude)
June 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
We live in a world where people don’t know what a gongoozler is and I think that’s fucked up honestly
June 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM