Chlo
@chlotendo.bsky.social
31 y/o trans girly with too many tattoos studying for a degree in CyberSec
https://twitch.tv/Chlotendo btw
https://twitch.tv/Chlotendo btw
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Chlo
@chlotendo.bsky.social
· Oct 24
Intro thing:
Name’s Chloe but you can call me Chlo to save on one input
30 y/o transfemme
- streamer
- IT nerd
- tattoo enjoyer
- goth
- xenoblade lover
- Bleach (the manga/anime) nerd
- I bake sometimes
- LGBTQ+ advocate
- Will post about food and games a lot
- You’re cute btw.
Name’s Chloe but you can call me Chlo to save on one input
30 y/o transfemme
- streamer
- IT nerd
- tattoo enjoyer
- goth
- xenoblade lover
- Bleach (the manga/anime) nerd
- I bake sometimes
- LGBTQ+ advocate
- Will post about food and games a lot
- You’re cute btw.
My Luigi figurine fell down the cable hole, no Luigi that’s not spaghetti!
January 16, 2026 at 7:29 AM
My Luigi figurine fell down the cable hole, no Luigi that’s not spaghetti!
Nothing better than waking up to a message that you have to do a presentation in less than an hour..
Thank you project members for throwing that onto me at such short notice
Thank you project members for throwing that onto me at such short notice
January 16, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Nothing better than waking up to a message that you have to do a presentation in less than an hour..
Thank you project members for throwing that onto me at such short notice
Thank you project members for throwing that onto me at such short notice
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Mr. President a second seasoning has hit the dinner
January 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Mr. President a second seasoning has hit the dinner
I think smoked paprika might be the biggest leap in white people cooking since the invention of salt
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I think smoked paprika might be the biggest leap in white people cooking since the invention of salt
Cheesy meat or meaty cheese, that is the question I ponder today
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Cheesy meat or meaty cheese, that is the question I ponder today
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Showing my partner my dumbass posts on here with the same glee as a kid showing off their doodles
January 6, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Showing my partner my dumbass posts on here with the same glee as a kid showing off their doodles
Anyone wanna hire a neurodivergent internet addict with big assets and bigger emotional instability hmu
January 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Anyone wanna hire a neurodivergent internet addict with big assets and bigger emotional instability hmu
Kinda false advertising that mealworms are not in fact a solid substitute for a meal, wish I’d known that earlier
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Kinda false advertising that mealworms are not in fact a solid substitute for a meal, wish I’d known that earlier
The androgynous urge to eat a mildly disturbing amount of chocolate
January 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The androgynous urge to eat a mildly disturbing amount of chocolate
I swear I’m funny, I’m just getting censored by my brain being made of glue and fudge
January 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I swear I’m funny, I’m just getting censored by my brain being made of glue and fudge
Being a DM for DnD just means I can force people to like my dumb jokes and puns, it’s great
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Being a DM for DnD just means I can force people to like my dumb jokes and puns, it’s great
Puppy boys be like “I love a good scarf but remove the sc”
December 18, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Puppy boys be like “I love a good scarf but remove the sc”
Group project once again going great with someone claiming a document took them 6 hours to write and they couldn’t even bother removing the check mark icons and smiley faces that ChatGPT puts in its output
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Group project once again going great with someone claiming a document took them 6 hours to write and they couldn’t even bother removing the check mark icons and smiley faces that ChatGPT puts in its output
My primal natural instincts are telling me to go get a pumpkin
October 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My primal natural instincts are telling me to go get a pumpkin
The feminine urge to buy a truly gigantic witchy hat to then only ever wear inside the house cuz outside world scary
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The feminine urge to buy a truly gigantic witchy hat to then only ever wear inside the house cuz outside world scary
Reposted by Chlo
Getting cum laude on my propedeuse was worth it cuz the teachers gave arme a box of chocolate
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Getting cum laude on my propedeuse was worth it cuz the teachers gave arme a box of chocolate
Reposted by Chlo
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.
Being in university during the AI bubble is a wild sensation, watching people entirely stop using their brains and offloading their thinking processes into LLMs is wild to watch.
October 29, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Being in university during the AI bubble is a wild sensation, watching people entirely stop using their brains and offloading their thinking processes into LLMs is wild to watch.
Got my partner into supernatural and now we’re at season 5 in like a month lmao. Can’t wait to see my boy Crowley again
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Got my partner into supernatural and now we’re at season 5 in like a month lmao. Can’t wait to see my boy Crowley again
My partner sleeping on my lap while I watch YouTube explanations on DLL injection bots, it’s a good life I live
July 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
My partner sleeping on my lap while I watch YouTube explanations on DLL injection bots, it’s a good life I live
Spending obscene amounts of money on a phone my mom will promptly decimate beyond recognition in a matter of months is either true love for a parent or insanity, not sure which one yet.
RIP my old iPhone 14 Pro Max, it will not survive long in her hands lmao
RIP my old iPhone 14 Pro Max, it will not survive long in her hands lmao
June 30, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Spending obscene amounts of money on a phone my mom will promptly decimate beyond recognition in a matter of months is either true love for a parent or insanity, not sure which one yet.
RIP my old iPhone 14 Pro Max, it will not survive long in her hands lmao
RIP my old iPhone 14 Pro Max, it will not survive long in her hands lmao
The person who will be reviewing my Powershell work for the exam today is the same person who made a variable for the letter x just to print the letter x and this has me slightly concerned.
(Not actually that much tho it's just kinda funny he's a nice dude)
(Not actually that much tho it's just kinda funny he's a nice dude)
June 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The person who will be reviewing my Powershell work for the exam today is the same person who made a variable for the letter x just to print the letter x and this has me slightly concerned.
(Not actually that much tho it's just kinda funny he's a nice dude)
(Not actually that much tho it's just kinda funny he's a nice dude)
We live in a world where people don’t know what a gongoozler is and I think that’s fucked up honestly
June 13, 2025 at 9:48 PM
We live in a world where people don’t know what a gongoozler is and I think that’s fucked up honestly