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it's chintzy, bitch
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gender ambivalent dyke. 30ish. anthropology major (community college editition). jack of all trades, master of fun
Pinned
Getting into wound care as a hobby
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November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'd make such a good personal shopper, but that's one of those jobs that only exists for rich people who need to launder money
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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coming up with ideas for new types of holes
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Got a free penknife, increasing my overall DykeScore
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
formal notice that i'm changing what my name is short for. but still going by nat. even if it makes slightly less sense now
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Totally forgot that the two year anniversary of my emergency wisdom tooth removal was 10 days ago
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i should really get back to doing more traditional art again...
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Mattresses are so much more expensive when you're unemployed wtf
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
My gf and I watched Parasite last week and now I have a lot of opinions about the way ppl were talking about it when the movie first came out
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I can't stop thinking about getting a deviled egg platter just for the sake of making non-egg egg-shaped foods to put in them
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oh, I should probably start coming up with birthday plans for next month huh
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
i honestly don't even need a tarot deck to do a reading. pick a leaf up off the ground and i'll tell you what it means for your divorce
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Popping open a cold one* with the boys**

*ice cream sandwich
**cats sitting on the couch
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Other countries dont even have PSAs about asking parents of your child's friend how they store their guns. We're just that advanced
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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If you or someone you know is looking for a place in Austin, I am looking for a roommate.

I rent a house (lease renewal in August) and have been living here by myself, so up for essentially any move-in date. I'm sober and trans I'm not putting up an ad on craigslist.

DM me or text me for details!
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
trying very hard rn to not suggest in this class dicussion that the outcome of the french revolution was bad, ultimately, because the french were involved
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
it's so funny that people tried to pretend that legally blonde was feminist. the movie where the big rallying speech she gets is her female professor calling her a coward for being upset that a man in a position of power tried to coerce her
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
it's so difficult to be a person in this world who hates polyester but loves silk
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
good housekeeping article listing a POLYESTER SATIN pillowcase in their "best silk pillowcases" article. journalism used to mean something
November 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Reading out the usernames of men's stupid burner accounts used to like my pics to inflict 1 point of HP damage per name
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
No one wants to hire me
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Tbh the cut looks largely the same, just with a little less on the top that sticks up when I just got out of bed
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Chelsea: cut
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM