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Chilli 🥀
@chillileu.bsky.social
Cat mum & rescuer | insufferable music nerd | fat bitch | bird enjoyer | doll collector | comic reader | fan of the Oxford comma

Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Putting together a list for the absolutely epic meze I'll make for the boys next weekend in lieu of spending a disgusting amount of money catering a Christmas lunch for family members I'm not fond of whatsoever 💅🏻
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Have some more Coco because I think he's adorable 🩷

Cats outside ❌
Turtles outside ✅
December 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Everyone say hello Coco 🫶🏻
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Currently bathing my turtle (not a euphemism)
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Sam is trying to explode me with her mind
December 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I was dumb enough to think waiting until prices came down to upgrade my PC was a good idea and now I have to remortgage my house to buy 16gb of RAM
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Once again on my hands and knees begging the yanks to understand that possums and opossums are different animals please stop arguing with Australians when we post a photo of a possum jesus fucking christ
December 19, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I am very short and my guy is very, very tall

So we compromised and got a low profile mattress, now he has to fall about 8 feet to get into bed 💅🏻
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
He has killed my car and is also carrying the keys to our only currently functional tow truck lol and lmao
My guy has just gone swimming

In the ocean

In Adelaide

Taking bets on his first symptoms starting now
December 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Shoutout to my year 10 history teacher Mr. Mostafa, who scrapped the curriculum and taught us about the recent geopolitical history of the Middle East instead 🙌🏻
December 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
My guy has just gone swimming

In the ocean

In Adelaide

Taking bets on his first symptoms starting now
December 18, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Gonna assume all the poms at the cricket are going to go back to their hotels and immediately succumb to heatstroke and third degree sunburns
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Oh god please no
December 18, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Nightmare nightmare nightmare (106° for my yank friends)
December 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Bigggg stretchies
December 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
In another dimension there is an entire Sopranos cinematic universe and we got the Furio spinoff series we so rightfully deserved
December 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I am but a simple woman

I play a Yakuza game featuring Shun Akiyama

I fawn over a bunch of pixels

Rinse + repeat
December 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
My technologically inept brain has only just switched to Linux what do you mean I have to change from Firefox now too 😭
December 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I've seen about 50 more USians say Bondy Beach in the last 10 hours please fucking stop you're embarrassing yourselves
Gonna need the yanks to learn how to pronounce shit correctly real quick because what the fuck is bond-eeeeee beach
December 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Absolutely insane that Bondi is receiving more coverage in the US than any of their local shootings
December 17, 2025 at 5:57 AM
There are lots of little cats finding the coldest floors in my house currently 🩷
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I would actually rather die than have half the people I know irl follow my Bluesky account but go off I guess
v1.112 is live!

We’re launching Find Friends, a contact import feature that helps you find people you know on Bluesky.

Try it! In the mobile app, go to Settings → Find friends from contacts.

Read how we took a more secure approach to this than other platforms: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I will cark it if I do anymore housework today, unfortunately
December 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Update: I have found a box of black dye hidden in the depths of my bathroom ohnoes
I haven't bleached my roots in like six months and I have SO much grey hair it's not even funny 💔
December 16, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Gonna need the yanks to learn how to pronounce shit correctly real quick because what the fuck is bond-eeeeee beach
December 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM