Chilli 🥀
@chillileu.bsky.social
Cat mum & rescuer | insufferable music nerd | fat bitch | bird enjoyer | doll collector | comic reader | fan of the Oxford comma
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
The boy bought store-made kourabiedes (important distinction bc mine are better 💅🏻) and now my house is absolutely covered in icing sugar ohnoes
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The boy bought store-made kourabiedes (important distinction bc mine are better 💅🏻) and now my house is absolutely covered in icing sugar ohnoes
We weren't doing Christmas presents this year because we've got an expensive trip in six months but Brock stopped at Baby Bunting while he was working today and bought me this monkey 😭🥹
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
We weren't doing Christmas presents this year because we've got an expensive trip in six months but Brock stopped at Baby Bunting while he was working today and bought me this monkey 😭🥹
I've thrown about 6 different shades of grey dye into my hair in the last week and I'm yet to match my actual greys aaaaaaaaaa
December 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I've thrown about 6 different shades of grey dye into my hair in the last week and I'm yet to match my actual greys aaaaaaaaaa
Hi hello I immediately burst into tears over this precious smol bb oh my god 🥹🩷
Sid the cat who was abandoned in Wolverhampton has been given the best life ever.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sid the cat abandoned in Wolverhampton gets his happy ever after
Sid has a nasal deformity which affects his breathing and now lives with a blind cat in Berkshire.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hi hello I immediately burst into tears over this precious smol bb oh my god 🥹🩷
The third Christmas with the bestest moo cow there ever was, gaze upon his almighty glowup 🙌🏻
December 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The third Christmas with the bestest moo cow there ever was, gaze upon his almighty glowup 🙌🏻
Miss me with that "you're not fat, you're so pretty!" shit oh my god
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Miss me with that "you're not fat, you're so pretty!" shit oh my god
4 months later and I still have not regained total feeling in my lower leg lmao love that for me
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
4 months later and I still have not regained total feeling in my lower leg lmao love that for me
Ya girl's tired af 🫶🏻
December 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Ya girl's tired af 🫶🏻
I have made myself the world's largest hot chocolate as a reward for not going DEFCON 1 today
I pretend my linen press doesn't exist because what the fuck is this shit
Anyway I'm spending my afternoon folding towels and doona covers, lest somebody has to die for their crimes
Anyway I'm spending my afternoon folding towels and doona covers, lest somebody has to die for their crimes
December 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I have made myself the world's largest hot chocolate as a reward for not going DEFCON 1 today
I pretend my linen press doesn't exist because what the fuck is this shit
Anyway I'm spending my afternoon folding towels and doona covers, lest somebody has to die for their crimes
Anyway I'm spending my afternoon folding towels and doona covers, lest somebody has to die for their crimes
December 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I pretend my linen press doesn't exist because what the fuck is this shit
Anyway I'm spending my afternoon folding towels and doona covers, lest somebody has to die for their crimes
Anyway I'm spending my afternoon folding towels and doona covers, lest somebody has to die for their crimes
The children will never understand the peak of the Warez scene
What are they learning from their friends' degenerate older siblings now, if not how to pirate terabytes of content at a time?
What are they learning from their friends' degenerate older siblings now, if not how to pirate terabytes of content at a time?
December 22, 2025 at 9:52 AM
The children will never understand the peak of the Warez scene
What are they learning from their friends' degenerate older siblings now, if not how to pirate terabytes of content at a time?
What are they learning from their friends' degenerate older siblings now, if not how to pirate terabytes of content at a time?
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My extended view on cats is that "purebreds" shouldn't exist at all. Even in "ethical" breeding, the fact is most of these breeds shouldn't exist at all. The health issues they're susceptible to because of designer traits is gross. Maine Coons have hip issues because of their size. Lykois have skin
December 22, 2025 at 9:03 AM
My extended view on cats is that "purebreds" shouldn't exist at all. Even in "ethical" breeding, the fact is most of these breeds shouldn't exist at all. The health issues they're susceptible to because of designer traits is gross. Maine Coons have hip issues because of their size. Lykois have skin
Just explained Palantir and its geospatial analysis and predictive policing to my guy so I assume I'm now on several lists
December 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Just explained Palantir and its geospatial analysis and predictive policing to my guy so I assume I'm now on several lists
I do not have a serving platter large enough for the meze I want to put together Saturday night I fear I may need to make a pre-Christmas Kmart run after all 🥲
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I do not have a serving platter large enough for the meze I want to put together Saturday night I fear I may need to make a pre-Christmas Kmart run after all 🥲
Live Furio reaction
December 21, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Live Furio reaction
I took too many tourism classes in high school to not judge every person I see fuck off to Bali every six months extremely harshly
December 21, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I took too many tourism classes in high school to not judge every person I see fuck off to Bali every six months extremely harshly
NVIDIA working for Palantir I'm so excited to be arrested for war crimes in Civ VII
December 21, 2025 at 5:59 AM
NVIDIA working for Palantir I'm so excited to be arrested for war crimes in Civ VII
My life is over I didn't buy bread
Doing my last grocery shop until after Christmas and it's about 90% mangoes and cherries
December 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
My life is over I didn't buy bread
The yanks have discovered the schnizza oh no
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The yanks have discovered the schnizza oh no
Doing my last grocery shop until after Christmas and it's about 90% mangoes and cherries
December 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Doing my last grocery shop until after Christmas and it's about 90% mangoes and cherries
Putting together a list for the absolutely epic meze I'll make for the boys next weekend in lieu of spending a disgusting amount of money catering a Christmas lunch for family members I'm not fond of whatsoever 💅🏻
December 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Putting together a list for the absolutely epic meze I'll make for the boys next weekend in lieu of spending a disgusting amount of money catering a Christmas lunch for family members I'm not fond of whatsoever 💅🏻
Have some more Coco because I think he's adorable 🩷
Cats outside ❌
Turtles outside ✅
Cats outside ❌
Turtles outside ✅
December 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Have some more Coco because I think he's adorable 🩷
Cats outside ❌
Turtles outside ✅
Cats outside ❌
Turtles outside ✅
Everyone say hello Coco 🫶🏻
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Everyone say hello Coco 🫶🏻
Currently bathing my turtle (not a euphemism)
December 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Currently bathing my turtle (not a euphemism)
Sam is trying to explode me with her mind
December 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sam is trying to explode me with her mind