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Chilli ๐Ÿฅ€
@chillileu.bsky.social
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Cat mum & rescuer, insufferable music nerd, fat bitch, bird enjoyer, doll collector, comic reader, fan of the Oxford comma Living on unceded Ngarrindjeri land, South Australia
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Holy weight loss, Batman!
I fear the speakers in the Hilux are well and truly thrashed

I'll have to pay FIL to install a new sound system when he services it for me
My cat has some catnip treats and a warm blankie and is parked in front of a telly playing an 8 hour antiques roadshow compilation

I'm a little bit jealous
FIL works for the cops and as a result has several of the power supplies they use for their cars rigged up in the back of the Hilux, very excited for it to explode when I'm halfway to Alice Springs ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป
Somebody (the boy) smashed a shot glass and clearly didn't clean up after himself properly Saturday night because I've just copped a hand full of glass shards while wiping down the kitchen benchtops
an older woman in a pink and black polka dot shirt says what 's wrong with you
ALT: an older woman in a pink and black polka dot shirt says what 's wrong with you
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Why is there a retail-size box of Jolt cola in my kitchen
Anyway I have choccy and a Pepsi and I'm irresponsibly spending money to make myself feel better so all is well in Chateau de Chilli rn
Same guy I threw out last year for not paying rent, not paying back borrowed money, refusing to do any housework, and refusing to replace other peoples' food he'd eaten after living with us for four months, btw ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป
kermit the frog is drinking a cup of tea with the words here 's the tea sister behind him
ALT: kermit the frog is drinking a cup of tea with the words here 's the tea sister behind him
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Very rarely do I ban someone from my house but lol, lmao even
It's fine apparently I'm just playing the victim for nothing and being stood over and yelled at by a grown man was somehow a misunderstanding ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป
Oh nooooo the boy's troglodyte friend none of us like yelled at me for *checks notes* needing to pee instead of playing Mario Kart with him??? After making a dozen snide little comments towards me since he got here

I have hidden myself away to cry uwu ๐Ÿซถ๐ŸปโœŒ๐Ÿป
Oh nooooo the boy's troglodyte friend none of us like yelled at me for *checks notes* needing to pee instead of playing Mario Kart with him??? After making a dozen snide little comments towards me since he got here

I have hidden myself away to cry uwu ๐Ÿซถ๐ŸปโœŒ๐Ÿป
Currently feeding the boys whatever leftover booze I have under the bar if they buy in
I have the most wonderful bestie oh my gordddddd ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿฉท
Jimmie Beam tins, I have purchased

Royally munted, I shall get
The Robin Hood in Strathalbyn. The highest rated pub in town. Nicely sized portions, Brock was quite happy with the size of his schnitty. I made him try the barramundi, turned his nose up at it immediately - it was fantastic, he just has the palate of a toddler

Another 7/10 Strath pub
We drink in moderation
And it wouldn't really matter if the beer was flat

(it is, in fact, a little bit flat)
My guy's yapping about selling our precious Avalon before we leave, I've had to remind him that we own a single-cab Hilux which will rule out gunning it across town on the beers with the boys indefinitely
Oh babe ๐Ÿซ‚ his Floppa costume still lives rent-free in my head as an elite-tier parenting moment ๐Ÿฉท
Giving the boy an hour long rundown of all the billabong cruises I'm gonna send him on so we can look at crocodiles and Jesus birds for five days straight ๐Ÿ™Œ
Sorry costume-clad children who walked the 800m down my driveway to my front door, I don't have any lollies for you

Best I can do is a 10% premix Jack and coke and a cone each
Oh no I'm secretly Gen X