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Chet Sandberg
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Writer/Author/Line and Style editor, Nurse, irrationally creative. Recently sane. Happily Married.
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I used to be this guy
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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This app lies
Summary of a message from the Whoop App saying I had 0 minutes in the high stress zone.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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This passage from Pynchon’s Gravity’s Rainbow seems especially poignant in 2025:
Dr. Rózsavölgyi tends to favor a powerful program over a powerful leader. Maybe because this is 1945. It was widely believed in those days that behind the War—all the death, savagery, and destruction—lay the Führer-principle. But if personalities could be replaced by abstractions of power, if techniques developed by the corporations could be brought to bear, might not nations live rationally? One of the dearest Postwar hopes: that there should be no room for a terrible disease like charisma... that its rationalization should proceed while we had the time and resources....
November 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Saw this on Reddit
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Released 37 years ago today: “I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all out of bubblegum.”
Movie poster for They Live
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Ouch.
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Got married this weekend! (We have a lot of us together, but the professional photographer did them and we’re waiting. This is just drunken photos at the party.)
October 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Amy Schumer voted for the sex pest Andrew Cuomo.
October 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Thomas Pynchon released a novel on Tuesday, and I only found out today?!
October 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU YELL, “I DON’T DO BUTT STUFF"
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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This is a twist on a line from Game of Thrones where Tywin Lannister says, “The Lion does not concern himself with the opinions of sheep.” It’s a photo of a lion. The caption reads: “The lion does not concern himself with the weird gaps in his memory from ages 4-12”
October 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Lacey sent me this
October 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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You're telling me an advanced team of internet web developers scrambled to put all of these "radical left shutdown" alternative web pages up after the shutdown? Or was it set up and ready to go, displaying this message at the stroke of midnight because it was part of their plan all along to blame Democrats and further divide the country so the president can incite a civil war?
October 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Haha
October 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Look at this cutie pie! Just look at him!
September 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Fry from Futurama meme: I CAN'T TELL IF 40 YEAR OLDS ARE GETTING HOTTER OR IF I'M JUST GETTING OLDER.
September 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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September 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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As an RN, this stuff always drives me unreasonably insane.
September 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM