🌮 Chef Bruce 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦
@chef-bruce.bsky.social
Corporate Chef, Pitmaster, in Ferndale.
Resistor. No maga, and unsolicited DMs earn you a insta-block
“We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams” Willy Wonka
Official Chef of the Nichole Hiltz Fan Club
Resistor. No maga, and unsolicited DMs earn you a insta-block
“We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams” Willy Wonka
Official Chef of the Nichole Hiltz Fan Club
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My earliest memory (around 4) was flipping my toy box over and drawing a stove with crayons on the bottom. I used to build restaurants out of legos.
Cooking is a puzzle in four dimensions that to be successful needs to include all the senses.
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Cooking is a puzzle in four dimensions that to be successful needs to include all the senses.
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☝️ After campaigning on being tough on fentanyl to desperate parents while removing all the mental health and addiction recovery resources.
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
☝️ After campaigning on being tough on fentanyl to desperate parents while removing all the mental health and addiction recovery resources.
Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas? (Official Video) [4K]
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November 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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This is what you do when a president tries to overthrow the government.
Breaking:
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This is what you do when a president tries to overthrow the government.
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If you like RFK Junior, you’re going to love Con Junior’s “pharmacy”.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If you like RFK Junior, you’re going to love Con Junior’s “pharmacy”.
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What we wouldn't do for a Trump tower in Moscow
Gift link: Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Witkoff Advised Russia on How to Pitch Ukraine Plan to Trump
US presidential envoy Steve Witkoff, fresh from the triumph of the Gaza peace deal, held a phone call last month with a senior Kremlin official to suggest they work together on a similar plan for Ukra...
www.bloomberg.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
What we wouldn't do for a Trump tower in Moscow
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If you commit to this bit 👇, it works for almost any subject! 👏 🦃
I’ve got a good one, if they bring up the fat orange pig, tell them to “talk to the hand, because the face won’t listen,” and walk away in disdain, rolling your eyes, looking like you just smelled a super stanky fart.🙄
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you commit to this bit 👇, it works for almost any subject! 👏 🦃
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This is why the small man says PIGGY, PIGGY.
November 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
This is why the small man says PIGGY, PIGGY.
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Help the Food Banks.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Help the Food Banks.
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Sounds familiar … 🤔 🏦
The AI bubble will burst, you’ll lose your job and more, but the folks responsible won’t. They’ll get bailed out by taxpayer money, and no one will go to jail. 50/50 chance there won’t even be an investigation at all, as long as the perps donated to the gilded ballroom fund.
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Sounds familiar … 🤔 🏦
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Waiting 41 years hoping your testicles will drop is insane. Waiting 65 yrs to exhale, enjoy your home & family, travel, know your grand kids, is pretty insane but it's what ppl work their whole lives for. He can't fk off far enough.
November 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Waiting 41 years hoping your testicles will drop is insane. Waiting 65 yrs to exhale, enjoy your home & family, travel, know your grand kids, is pretty insane but it's what ppl work their whole lives for. He can't fk off far enough.
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Please give us expedited Epstein files beforeThanksgiving, the day we commemorate a hideous genocide, and remind rotten people that they are rotten.
Like your MAGA family voting for and protecting these people, for example. 🦃 🍽️
Like your MAGA family voting for and protecting these people, for example. 🦃 🍽️
JUST IN: Judge Chutkan orders expedited processing of a FOIA request for files related to DOJ's handling of the Epstein files. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Please give us expedited Epstein files beforeThanksgiving, the day we commemorate a hideous genocide, and remind rotten people that they are rotten.
Like your MAGA family voting for and protecting these people, for example. 🦃 🍽️
Like your MAGA family voting for and protecting these people, for example. 🦃 🍽️
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We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
November 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We’re about to invade Venezuela because trump wants their oil. No other reason. The airspace has been cleared. Embassies are being evacuated. Flights are being canceled.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
He’s going to kill people for oil.
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
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November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ok someone pointed this out and, I’m just not sure it’s wrong. The guy making hand signals behind Charlie Kirk… Same guy smiling next to Trump…
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Ok someone pointed this out and, I’m just not sure it’s wrong. The guy making hand signals behind Charlie Kirk… Same guy smiling next to Trump…
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I know many feel weird posting about money, especially asking for it 🥹 Maybe it shouldn’t be 🙏 My good buddy Aaron, here, is an amazing artist, & just got a retail job! Below is a generous offer of his book for $20 b4 holidays ☺️ For gas money 😁 Reposts are free, friends🦋 ❤️
@aaronfrizzle.bsky.social
@aaronfrizzle.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I know many feel weird posting about money, especially asking for it 🥹 Maybe it shouldn’t be 🙏 My good buddy Aaron, here, is an amazing artist, & just got a retail job! Below is a generous offer of his book for $20 b4 holidays ☺️ For gas money 😁 Reposts are free, friends🦋 ❤️
@aaronfrizzle.bsky.social
@aaronfrizzle.bsky.social
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Sadly
I've yet to meet
ANY GQP
WITH AN OUNCE OF HUMILITY 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
I've yet to meet
ANY GQP
WITH AN OUNCE OF HUMILITY 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
“.. His abusive and excessive use of the GV Jet for his personal adventures and the assignment of SWAT-qualified special agents to guard his girlfriend are indicative of his lack of leadership experience, judgment and humility.”
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/u...
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Sadly
I've yet to meet
ANY GQP
WITH AN OUNCE OF HUMILITY 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
I've yet to meet
ANY GQP
WITH AN OUNCE OF HUMILITY 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕