shlipshlop
@cheebus.bsky.social
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"Ethan Klein, Hasan, Streamer Debates"
You bolt awake upon the Wuzhang Plains. You are not online. It is 234 CE. You are the general Zhuge Liang, and you have fought through your illness. The future cannot come to pass. Cao Wei must burn
You bolt awake upon the Wuzhang Plains. You are not online. It is 234 CE. You are the general Zhuge Liang, and you have fought through your illness. The future cannot come to pass. Cao Wei must burn
"Ethan Klein, Hasan, Streamer Debates"
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn
May 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"Ethan Klein, Hasan, Streamer Debates"
You bolt awake upon the Wuzhang Plains. You are not online. It is 234 CE. You are the general Zhuge Liang, and you have fought through your illness. The future cannot come to pass. Cao Wei must burn
You bolt awake upon the Wuzhang Plains. You are not online. It is 234 CE. You are the general Zhuge Liang, and you have fought through your illness. The future cannot come to pass. Cao Wei must burn
hey yeah sorry I can't hang out today, I'm rewatching the vod from @connoreatspants.bsky.social playing Fortnite and discussing the Quran with the richest man in the world
January 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
hey yeah sorry I can't hang out today, I'm rewatching the vod from @connoreatspants.bsky.social playing Fortnite and discussing the Quran with the richest man in the world
HIS NAME IS LUIGI MANSION????? @nintendousa.bsky.social sue his ass
December 9, 2024 at 7:33 PM
HIS NAME IS LUIGI MANSION????? @nintendousa.bsky.social sue his ass
mamma Mia,, i forgortta to dispose of the evidence-a
December 9, 2024 at 7:20 PM
mamma Mia,, i forgortta to dispose of the evidence-a
Linkin Park is unseasoned rap and I love it
December 7, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Linkin Park is unseasoned rap and I love it
gaming is so stressful like ur telling me I have to get better at this with practice and I'll keep dying????
December 2, 2024 at 6:14 PM
gaming is so stressful like ur telling me I have to get better at this with practice and I'll keep dying????
white people be like: oooookay
December 2, 2024 at 6:11 PM
white people be like: oooookay
NOOOOOO YOUR EXPENSIVE HEADPHONES ARENT GETTING FED WELL!!!!! THEY NEED A FATTER BITRATE!!!! YOU'RE STARVING AND TORTURINGTHEMMMMMMM
November 28, 2024 at 8:24 AM
NOOOOOO YOUR EXPENSIVE HEADPHONES ARENT GETTING FED WELL!!!!! THEY NEED A FATTER BITRATE!!!! YOU'RE STARVING AND TORTURINGTHEMMMMMMM
sitting in the tram posting and wondering all my copassangers are so clueless how im an up and coming replyposter
November 28, 2024 at 8:21 AM
sitting in the tram posting and wondering all my copassangers are so clueless how im an up and coming replyposter
cool band names:
united bananas
bananas divided
banana bandana
banana ananas
bun n ass
united bananas
bananas divided
banana bandana
banana ananas
bun n ass
November 28, 2024 at 8:17 AM
cool band names:
united bananas
bananas divided
banana bandana
banana ananas
bun n ass
united bananas
bananas divided
banana bandana
banana ananas
bun n ass
She Suc king on my ling like a thingamajig feelin exquisitely wobbly
November 25, 2024 at 8:19 PM
She Suc king on my ling like a thingamajig feelin exquisitely wobbly
just remembered my colleague once asked me to exhale on her so that she can check if the stink was coming from me
she (30) also once brought her boyfriend (68) to the office, booked a glass-walled meeting room for a 180 minute screaming session about his daughter (35) not letting her do the dishes
she (30) also once brought her boyfriend (68) to the office, booked a glass-walled meeting room for a 180 minute screaming session about his daughter (35) not letting her do the dishes
November 25, 2024 at 5:20 PM
just remembered my colleague once asked me to exhale on her so that she can check if the stink was coming from me
she (30) also once brought her boyfriend (68) to the office, booked a glass-walled meeting room for a 180 minute screaming session about his daughter (35) not letting her do the dishes
she (30) also once brought her boyfriend (68) to the office, booked a glass-walled meeting room for a 180 minute screaming session about his daughter (35) not letting her do the dishes
started working out 2 months ago and I touch my chesticlez to make sure my gains don't disappear because I had a peanut butter cookue
November 25, 2024 at 5:15 PM
started working out 2 months ago and I touch my chesticlez to make sure my gains don't disappear because I had a peanut butter cookue
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Slayed too hard at my DWI hearing, they’re holding me in cunt-tempt of court.
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Slayed too hard at my DWI hearing, they’re holding me in cunt-tempt of court.
baby driver sequel where there's no predators and the challenge is delivering enough food w Uber eats to hit the daily bonus
November 25, 2024 at 5:14 PM
baby driver sequel where there's no predators and the challenge is delivering enough food w Uber eats to hit the daily bonus
america is so good at late stage capitalism that it is waterboarding the potential for satire
Going to the video gambling laundromat chicken shack convenience store - yall want anything?
November 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
america is so good at late stage capitalism that it is waterboarding the potential for satire
installed this app to track my sleep cycles and this mf rings like a phone call at night with a notification "time to sleep"
putting me in the fight or flight zone like how do u think I will sleep now????
putting me in the fight or flight zone like how do u think I will sleep now????
November 25, 2024 at 2:56 PM
installed this app to track my sleep cycles and this mf rings like a phone call at night with a notification "time to sleep"
putting me in the fight or flight zone like how do u think I will sleep now????
putting me in the fight or flight zone like how do u think I will sleep now????
DNC in a nutshell
Hey :) I got u a gift
*Stabs you*
OOH my fucking god I'm so sorry I didn't know you were stabbable
*Stabs you*
OOH my fucking god I'm so sorry I didn't know you were stabbable
November 25, 2024 at 2:31 PM
DNC in a nutshell
american senator gurgling: do I rly newd to swarlllow, prls
israel: spitting is antisemitic
israel: spitting is antisemitic
November 25, 2024 at 8:43 AM
american senator gurgling: do I rly newd to swarlllow, prls
israel: spitting is antisemitic
israel: spitting is antisemitic
the religious cult of bacteria in my toilet bowl when im dehydrated
November 25, 2024 at 8:36 AM
the religious cult of bacteria in my toilet bowl when im dehydrated
can some neurotypical review this interaction
coworker: I left my dog at the breeders
me: is she working
6 coworkers at the lunch table: 😧
coworker: so if she can't reproduce, she is faulty?
me: no I meant like is she a sex worker
i guess clarifying that didn't help?
coworker: I left my dog at the breeders
me: is she working
6 coworkers at the lunch table: 😧
coworker: so if she can't reproduce, she is faulty?
me: no I meant like is she a sex worker
i guess clarifying that didn't help?
November 25, 2024 at 8:34 AM
can some neurotypical review this interaction
coworker: I left my dog at the breeders
me: is she working
6 coworkers at the lunch table: 😧
coworker: so if she can't reproduce, she is faulty?
me: no I meant like is she a sex worker
i guess clarifying that didn't help?
coworker: I left my dog at the breeders
me: is she working
6 coworkers at the lunch table: 😧
coworker: so if she can't reproduce, she is faulty?
me: no I meant like is she a sex worker
i guess clarifying that didn't help?
average SF polycule fuckpantry ingredient
Who’s doordashing gentrified flavored lube
November 25, 2024 at 8:17 AM
average SF polycule fuckpantry ingredient
I'm sure not all germs are that bad like of course I wont die from eating this bread that touched the microwave floor right
November 24, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I'm sure not all germs are that bad like of course I wont die from eating this bread that touched the microwave floor right
hey is it ok if we pretend to hang out and be friends? I m28 think my parents would like me to have more friends
November 24, 2024 at 11:12 PM
hey is it ok if we pretend to hang out and be friends? I m28 think my parents would like me to have more friends