Melissa Kaercher
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Melissa Kaercher
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Queen of the Lizard People, a benevolent despot.

I also like dogs.
Everything. Rent it all.
December 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I am so very, deeply sorry. What an absolutely unthinkable loss.
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Please tell me that you will tell this to Drew Barrymore if/when you meet her.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My deepest sympathies. Ear eczema is godawful!
November 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Does this mean he's going to disappear into an underground lair? Cut down a chandelier in the Kennedy Center? Rip off a melody from Pink Floyd's "Echoes"? Be played by Freddie Krueger? Sing off-key whenever Joel Schumacher is around? Creep on a young girl and... oh wait.
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I appreciate the scientific bent of this segment. However, I contend that people probably didn't touch those pennies because my god, why would you want to touch the ground of 1980s New York City for only one cent?
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I came into the replies just to ensure someone posted this .gif.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The soundtrack was a banger.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
(PSA: that gesture is an actual official help signal. If you see someone using it, they are clandestinely asking for help.)
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
UGH. I am so sorry.

You do rock those tops, though.
October 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh god, that’s horrifying.
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The man is distilled dapper.
October 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Does Tom Conway have an album? I don’t think so, but Google’s AI thinks he’s not only alive but also a rock musician.
October 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM