Cheap & Crass
@cheapcrass.bsky.social
The Satanic Temple Poet Bard/b. AKA: C&C,
With Mr. Greaves' Blessings.
Check out "Cheap & Crass Satanic Storytime" on TSTTV:
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With Mr. Greaves' Blessings.
Check out "Cheap & Crass Satanic Storytime" on TSTTV:
https://thesatanictemple.tv/programs/cheap-crass-satanic-stories-ep-04
Pinned
Thank goodness he doesn't live on Ash Tree Lane... :)
Follow-up! My door can once again close after the handyman came by and shaved off 1/8" from the door jamb.
Also my neck and shoulder still hurt but less than this morning because of the power of pharmaceuticals.
Also my neck and shoulder still hurt but less than this morning because of the power of pharmaceuticals.
Things I have learned today.
1. My door can expand to the point I am not strong enough to open it.
2. I can actually get out the window with my step stool.
3. Slipping and falling head first into a car is a good way to tweak your neck.
4. Kicking the stuck door open means it won't close.
Fuck.
1. My door can expand to the point I am not strong enough to open it.
2. I can actually get out the window with my step stool.
3. Slipping and falling head first into a car is a good way to tweak your neck.
4. Kicking the stuck door open means it won't close.
Fuck.
February 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Thank goodness he doesn't live on Ash Tree Lane... :)
Today!
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Today!
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I need a few new playlists to distract my brain while I work in a dusty building filled with buckets full of optimistic ideas of ghosts. Or is it ghosts of optimism? Both, I suppose.
Please share
~V💜
Please share
~V💜
February 11, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I need a few new playlists to distract my brain while I work in a dusty building filled with buckets full of optimistic ideas of ghosts. Or is it ghosts of optimism? Both, I suppose.
Please share
~V💜
Please share
~V💜
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February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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@frightya.bsky.social I wanted to show you! I thought you would like it! Chuck Palahniuk sent this to me!
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
@frightya.bsky.social I wanted to show you! I thought you would like it! Chuck Palahniuk sent this to me!
Keep it gangsta', Baby! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhe7...
Ice Cube - Keep it Gangster
YouTube video by BasVideoz
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February 5, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Keep it gangsta', Baby! www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhe7...
Today! Can't wait to see everyone! I'm so lucky to have you guys!
February 5, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Today! Can't wait to see everyone! I'm so lucky to have you guys!
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Tonight's streaming Movie Night party fun includes alien perverts, naughty nuns, pink leopard print, tentacle monsters, cannibals, and ninjas.
Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free.
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Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free.
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TST3K Movie Night with The Satanic Temple
Lucien Greaves' infamous watch party. Every Wednesday at 3:00pm Pacific / 6:00pm Eastern.
thesatanictemple.tv
February 4, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Tonight's streaming Movie Night party fun includes alien perverts, naughty nuns, pink leopard print, tentacle monsters, cannibals, and ninjas.
Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free.
thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...
Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free.
thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...
Tomorrow!
February 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Tomorrow!
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This new toaster oven is seriously being a little bitch.
February 4, 2026 at 3:08 AM
This new toaster oven is seriously being a little bitch.
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January 27, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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Ha!!!
The full trailer for The Devil Wears Prada 2. The pitch perfection of Miranda completely forgetting Andy gives me hope that this will be a worthy sequel. [youtube.com]
The Devil Wears Prada 2 | Official Trailer
Everybody wants this.
Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt, and Stanley Tucci return in The Devil Wears Prada 2, in theaters May 1. Watch the full trailer now.
Almost 20 years after making their iconic turn as Miranda, Andy, Emily and Nigel—Meryl Streep, Anne Hathaway, Emily Blunt and Stanle
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February 3, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Ha!!!
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Chuck Palahniuk said this was the only scene that made him squirm because they were hosing down the bible.
This scene always cheers me up! youtu.be/WWNrPCakd2I?...
Fight Club (1999) - "Homework"/'Space Monkeys' scene [1080p]
YouTube video by Screen Themes
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February 2, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Chuck Palahniuk said this was the only scene that made him squirm because they were hosing down the bible.
This scene always cheers me up! youtu.be/WWNrPCakd2I?...
Fight Club (1999) - "Homework"/'Space Monkeys' scene [1080p]
YouTube video by Screen Themes
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 5:14 PM
This scene always cheers me up! youtu.be/WWNrPCakd2I?...
Hail! Love the shirt!
Warm enough for the chickens to go back out today. This is my giant roo, Blackberry.🖤
Here's that 2ft tall bird I mentioned, @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social
Here's that 2ft tall bird I mentioned, @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Hail! Love the shirt!
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Strife articulated.
A path of stone crafted from words.
Letters making a Masonry of
Coherent thought.
A trail, stable, through the Patch.
A road leading ahead, out of the Wilds.
A path of stone crafted from words.
Letters making a Masonry of
Coherent thought.
A trail, stable, through the Patch.
A road leading ahead, out of the Wilds.
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 AM
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I watch people like @zackrawrr.bsky.social and I've come to the realization that people don't necessarily love friendship and kindness as much as they do consistency. Consistency is extremely important.
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I watch people like @zackrawrr.bsky.social and I've come to the realization that people don't necessarily love friendship and kindness as much as they do consistency. Consistency is extremely important.
A published writer gifted me his book months ago after he read my writing. I just now found a cryptic note to me in it! "Congratulations on doing what I can't." Wow!
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 AM
A published writer gifted me his book months ago after he read my writing. I just now found a cryptic note to me in it! "Congratulations on doing what I can't." Wow!
Mr. Greaves’ Movie Night Shindig party offers
Culinary knife murders with a sprig of rosemary ,
Heroic hamsters on spinning wheels forever,
Satan & the potheads light up,
While the sausage messiah guides us to salvation
Culinary knife murders with a sprig of rosemary ,
Heroic hamsters on spinning wheels forever,
Satan & the potheads light up,
While the sausage messiah guides us to salvation
Tonight's streaming Movie Night special presentation includes culinary killings, a heroic hamster, Satan, the pothead, the sausage messiah, and salvation.
Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free.
thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...
Preshow 6pm EST, features at 8pm. Runs till about 1am. Live chat. Access is free.
thesatanictemple.tv/programs/tst...
TST3K Movie Night with The Satanic Temple
Lucien Greaves' infamous watch party. Every Wednesday at 3:00pm Pacific / 6:00pm Eastern.
thesatanictemple.tv
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Mr. Greaves’ Movie Night Shindig party offers
Culinary knife murders with a sprig of rosemary ,
Heroic hamsters on spinning wheels forever,
Satan & the potheads light up,
While the sausage messiah guides us to salvation
Culinary knife murders with a sprig of rosemary ,
Heroic hamsters on spinning wheels forever,
Satan & the potheads light up,
While the sausage messiah guides us to salvation
My graPHIc DeSign degree did come in handy! lol
EEEEE! when I google "Cheap and Crass." I have a little brand that pops right up and I'm absolutely delighted!
January 28, 2026 at 6:16 AM
My graPHIc DeSign degree did come in handy! lol