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Probably the worst thing you could give someone who is on the verge of a serious mental health crisis is an artificial friend with access to the entire internet and who constantly tells you how brilliant your ideas are.

England’s not doing much better in the charisma stakes.
Flintoff was our last objectively fun player to watch. And his great Ashes series was 20 years ago.

Or why we still haven’t got a decent PS5 port of RDR2.
Or a Bully sequel.
Too busy counting all that Shark Card cash.

Have you considered they are trying to reclaim the Swastika’s original meaning as a Sanskrit good luck symbol? No, you just assume the worst!
So I ask you sir, who are the real Nazis here?

It’s them, obviously. They are such big Nazis you can see them from space.

Or who’s better at killing African children? Elon or Malaria.

Ain’t nothing a drip can do for you, that a Lemsip and a good wank can’t manage.

They could have at least taken the opportunity to ask the most Cronenberg question of their reporting career and gone “in what ways have actors with flesh failed us?”

Who was the chief engineer on the Caproni 60? A 3 year old boy after drinking a litre of Monster energy drink?

I think I saw Poetic Allusion support Digable Planets back in ‘92

Ask them about the magnet healing. They hate it when you mention the magnets.

I read it this morning on the way to work.
Thought the story about your sister’s party and the stolen Street Fighter 2 game and your dad’s efforts to get a replacement would have made an excellent if highly specific Bruce Springsteen song.

Imagine spending hundreds of millions on a LLM, then millions more tweaking it until it tells you how cool you are.
While at the same time recommending cuts to international aid that have already lead to thousands of deaths.
What a pathetic man.

You don’t have to be mad to enjoy Capitalism and Schizophrenia but it helps.