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Because they need a sacrificial lamb.

This is pretty tame as far as shit talking goes. I'm at peace with it. I hope your morning gets better.

Whatevs. I'm so happy to see the Buckeyes lose! 🥰

See, but I would never say this about the Browns.

Buddy, you just fucking mansplained to me that it's not a sports body. You just said specifically that it's not a sports body. You are wrong. You are completely fucking wrong. You could not be more wrong. Yes, it is a very corrupt and awful business, but it is also a sports body.

It is literally a fucking sports body. Don't get cute. It's corrupt and awful and bloodthirsty capitalist, yes, but it is very much a sports body. It is quite literally the regulatory body for international soccer. Some of y'all just love to say shit just to say it.

This is even funnier if you pronounce “AutoZone” as they do in the jingle.