Barely five chapters in there are already 31 named students at this godforsaken school because that’s just the kind of author I am, and now I’ll have to create yet another one for what is essentially a one-off gag.

Maybe a new hair dryer? The one I have is older than I am and last time I used it I could swear it smelled like it was smoldering.

Nevermind, I fixed it. I had to manually remove the last file I opened from the session log.

Concentrating is actually so fucking hard.

The declined emoji proposals this year were kinda boring overall, but at least Orchid has been placed in the “Prioritization Pending“ category again. Here is how Orchid Emoji can still win.

Did I actually write “rest in piece”.

I am very sorry to all the normal people following me.

It seems that the phrase “Keep cumming in her gay ass.” was coined by sharkgirldick on 25 October 2022. Another one down.

*hacker voice* I’m in.

Their profile has been deleted, but the Wayback Machine still has a snapshot of it.

Years ago, someone quote-tweeted Geoff Thew with the phrase “I know you can’t make a woman cum like that table could.” and if I can’t find that person again I will never be able to rest in piece.

Learning a lot about Taylor Swift.