Chaos Puppet
@chaospuppet.bsky.social
ChaosPuppet, she/her, kinky, shiny, trans, xennial, legacy enterprise dev, shoots film, spins vinyl.
Regular nerd stuff on mastodon: https://chaos.social/@ChaosMuppet
Regular nerd stuff on mastodon: https://chaos.social/@ChaosMuppet
As we've got anything else or anything better on our minds anyway. Shiny and squeeky sounds good.
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 PM
As we've got anything else or anything better on our minds anyway. Shiny and squeeky sounds good.
They are getting better here and just ask. Last time it was plainly "could you be pregnant and do you have a penis, in which case a bottle would suffice instead if a catheter."
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 AM
They are getting better here and just ask. Last time it was plainly "could you be pregnant and do you have a penis, in which case a bottle would suffice instead if a catheter."
Surely that is not a Soviet gun in the American tea? ;)
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Surely that is not a Soviet gun in the American tea? ;)
Rude, but... permission to drool? Regret selling my M1 in the early 2000s, and I never had the trinity. Oh well.
January 15, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Rude, but... permission to drool? Regret selling my M1 in the early 2000s, and I never had the trinity. Oh well.
That is a) not true, b) not important, especially with a D/s focus. :)
January 15, 2026 at 3:28 PM
That is a) not true, b) not important, especially with a D/s focus. :)
The ikea dinosaur also exists in green?? I need!
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
The ikea dinosaur also exists in green?? I need!
I'm calling fake on that branding. pity, otherwise this gave nearly the vibe of old insex clips ;)
January 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I'm calling fake on that branding. pity, otherwise this gave nearly the vibe of old insex clips ;)
Not anymore, it isn't.
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Not anymore, it isn't.
Na, everything except your joints gets better with age!
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Na, everything except your joints gets better with age!
Happy New MCGA Year!
January 1, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Happy New MCGA Year!
Good things come to those who wait.
January 1, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Good things come to those who wait.
Thank you for letting me know this exists! 🤩
December 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Thank you for letting me know this exists! 🤩
Let's have a shiny new year! 😊
December 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Let's have a shiny new year! 😊
I love humans! 😊🤭
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I love humans! 😊🤭
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"Das erkläre ich dir, wenn du älter bist."
December 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
"Das erkläre ich dir, wenn du älter bist."
You can tell a gym is good, if they not only offer to sell you testosterone in the back alley but also estrogen.
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
You can tell a gym is good, if they not only offer to sell you testosterone in the back alley but also estrogen.