Adam Altman
@chaoskid.bsky.social
Direct line from this to Skynet to Judgment Day.
January 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Direct line from this to Skynet to Judgment Day.
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Congress must unite and end Noem’s reign of terror.
I'm planning to support @robinkelly.house.gov articles of impeachment for these reasons (🧵)
I'm planning to support @robinkelly.house.gov articles of impeachment for these reasons (🧵)
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Congress must unite and end Noem’s reign of terror.
I'm planning to support @robinkelly.house.gov articles of impeachment for these reasons (🧵)
I'm planning to support @robinkelly.house.gov articles of impeachment for these reasons (🧵)
Hallowed Bethy Name
January 1, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Hallowed Bethy Name
ESPN had the team records updated a little early in the GameAbove Sports Bowl
December 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
ESPN had the team records updated a little early in the GameAbove Sports Bowl
Trying to convince my wife she’s seen the play “Gaslight” and she knows me too well for my meta bullshit to work anymore.
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Trying to convince my wife she’s seen the play “Gaslight” and she knows me too well for my meta bullshit to work anymore.
I should hope so; otherwise how scary is it?
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I should hope so; otherwise how scary is it?
Creepy Blair Witch-ass cat
October 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Creepy Blair Witch-ass cat
Not sure why everyone thinks Seattle is in trouble right now. They’re up 14-0
October 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Not sure why everyone thinks Seattle is in trouble right now. They’re up 14-0
Dude uses exclamation points like he gets paid for each one.
Trump announces another strike "just off the Coast of Venezuela" that killed 6 people
October 14, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Dude uses exclamation points like he gets paid for each one.
Adam Amin is both great at play by play and totally unbearable when he yells at the end of innings.
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Adam Amin is both great at play by play and totally unbearable when he yells at the end of innings.
Incredible weekend for teams I follow (and the Sox)
September 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Incredible weekend for teams I follow (and the Sox)
HBO made their postseason graphic too soon. Poor Mets.
September 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
HBO made their postseason graphic too soon. Poor Mets.
John Mulaney performing at Wrigley Field and they're only selling eight tickets for the show? I really think they could sell way more than that.
September 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
John Mulaney performing at Wrigley Field and they're only selling eight tickets for the show? I really think they could sell way more than that.
When you die, your head keeps growing, but your face stays the same size.
September 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When you die, your head keeps growing, but your face stays the same size.
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There should be a way to block Twitter and TruthSocial screenshots. Not on those sites for a reason.
May 12, 2025 at 12:05 PM
There should be a way to block Twitter and TruthSocial screenshots. Not on those sites for a reason.
I will vote for whoever promises to criminalize the use of the crying-laughing emoji.
August 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I will vote for whoever promises to criminalize the use of the crying-laughing emoji.
@threedomusa.bsky.social Close your eyes and picture it...
On August 8, 2004, the Dave Matthews Band tour bus emptied its waste tank on the Kinzie street bridge, dropping 800 pounds of raw sewage into the Chicago River as well as hitting an architecture tour boat. CHICAGO REMEMBERS.
August 8, 2025 at 1:51 PM
@threedomusa.bsky.social Close your eyes and picture it...
@dasharez0ne.bsky.social thought this was one of yours for a second
July 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@dasharez0ne.bsky.social thought this was one of yours for a second
PCA saying that he hopes kids who want to be like him will “be exactly who [they] are supposed to be” and that everyone’s unique and special made me instantly teary. What a good dude.
July 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
PCA saying that he hopes kids who want to be like him will “be exactly who [they] are supposed to be” and that everyone’s unique and special made me instantly teary. What a good dude.
Went to the local bar last night where two idiots were talking to each other. One, a self-proclaimed "far lefty", the other, a self-proclaimed "center-righty." Lefty kept using the words "illegal immigrants" and "riots" to describe the protests in LA...
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Went to the local bar last night where two idiots were talking to each other. One, a self-proclaimed "far lefty", the other, a self-proclaimed "center-righty." Lefty kept using the words "illegal immigrants" and "riots" to describe the protests in LA...
June 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Gravy is perfectly salted.
June 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Gravy is perfectly salted.
My "My Shirt Answers All Your Questions" Skeet is raising a lot of questions already answered by my "My Shirt Answers All Your Questions" Skeet shirt.
June 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My "My Shirt Answers All Your Questions" Skeet is raising a lot of questions already answered by my "My Shirt Answers All Your Questions" Skeet shirt.