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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost
@chaoskat.bsky.social
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I teach at a community college. I am a caretaker of elderly parents. Constantly and consistently failing at trying to find time to write.

Rooting for funniest possible baseball outcomes
Baseball. Chaos.
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This is one of the funniest apologies I've ever seen
"Firstly, I would like to apologize to Canada for wearing it. Secondly, I was under duress. There wasn't much choice," said the prince, who explained he was invited to the game by the Dodgers' owner. He says he thought wearing the team's hat was "the polite thing to do." "'m going to wear this from now on," he said, putting on a Blue Jays cap. He added that, "when you're missing a lot of hair on top, and you're sitting under flood lights, you'll take any hat that's available." he prince also said that he was rooting for the Blue Jays in subsequent games, and that dmitting he's a Toronto fan first will make it difficult to return home to Los Angeles.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Timeline serendipity
Tyler Glasnow having a really good hair day and the tweet below it says “hotness is and hotness does”
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Creepy af mailer for “No on Prop 50”
Mailer for No On Prop 50 that is an older woman with gray hair holding her hands up like binoculars and it says “your neighbors are watching”
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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You: Blake Butera is so young
Me:
Italian meme from The Sopranos with two Italian-looking men yelling and the text says “inarticulate Italian noises”
October 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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It's me. I am the one who knows things.
Japanese media, Ohtani expressed an openness to playing the outfield to remain in the lineup after exiting as a reliever, saying: "I've had conversations with various people, and the idea of me pitching in relief has come up. As a player, I want to be prepared to handle whatever role is needed. If I do end up pitching out of the bullpen, I think that could also mean I'd need to play in the outfield afterward, depending on the situation. So I want to be ready for anything, no matter what comes my way." Major League Baseball's two-way rule, adopted in 2019, allows Ohtani to remain in the game as the designated hitter if he starts on the mound and is replaced. But if he were to start a game as the designated hitter then pitch in relief, the Dodgers would lose the DH once Ohtani stops pitching. Ohtani's only path to remaining in the game in that situation would be to play the outfield - something he did seven times with the Los Angeles Angels In 2021.
October 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Unfortunately he has many different terrible shirts.
Toronto Blue Jays fan wearing a shirt with a butt plug on it while watching Searrle Mariners in ALCS
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Thanks for nothing Brewers and Dodgers
MLB schedule with October 18 “No Scheduled Games”
October 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Innocent
Humpy a racing salmon mascot for the Seattle Mariners being hugged and lifted up in celebration by the Mariners moose mascot
October 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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👀
Posts about how Mariners fans think they need to sacrifice Humpy, an innocent salmon mascot, in order to win
October 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Watching baseball
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick holding his hands up like the shrug emoji bc has no idea what's going on during a wild double play
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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This is the Mariners' dog, Tucker
The Mariners very good dog, Tucker
October 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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YouTubeTV lets me do a mini version of Big Inning 👀
Tv with a split screen showing two baseball games
October 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Sandwich cheese is any cheese you put on a sandwich. Don’t overthink it.
Screenshot of the cheese nicknames for mariners pitchers. It is crooked bc I “borrowed it” from someone else. Thank you to that person.
October 8, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Chicago Cubs outfielder Pete Crow Armstrong jumping for a ball that is 15 feet out of his reach
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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When you're mad bc small market teams keep winning
Rob Manfred with an arthur’ meme clinched fist
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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My parents sent me one picture during 10 days of vacation to the Oregon Coast. I was not emotionally prepared for it. But look how cute they are.
A Halloween display in the hotel lobby. There is a giant ogre holding a club. My mom and my dad, both older folks, are posing with the creature.
October 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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My parents have been gone long enough that our very shy kitty has moved into my room.
A very shy black kitty half hiding in a green chair with a green leaf patterned cover.
October 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Lol timeline says fuck matt shaw
Mike Praznowski @praz.bsky.social Matt Shaw with a fitting tribute to Charlie Kirk going K-K-K. Lord Of Thunder @theherosjourney.bsky.social You'd think Matt would do better with Human Traffic on the bases considering who his close friends are @braketdobbe Matt Shaw, sucking both as a person and baseball player
October 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Y'all
Text that says the burgers r raw lol
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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👀
Joey Votto wearing a navy blue reds jersey
September 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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My focus group (me) says this is the perfect Reds Uni
Joey Votto wearing the perfect Reds Uniform. A vest style jersey and high red socks.
September 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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When another boy steals your balloon
Pete Alonso looks sad and stunned after a ball he hit really hard with the bases loaded was caught
September 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Six screens. Big Inning is not fucking around.
One tv with Reds and brewers. Other tv with big inning with six games.
September 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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This is kitty
A gray cat with white bin and white socks looking intensely at the camera. Probably asking for treats or swearing it was not her who stole and ate all the turkey out of that sandwich that was just sitting there on a plate all alone and watched
September 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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But I have accomplished 1/2 of my dream to have 🎶my own personal Big Inning🎶
Two TVs set up in the living room. One has a blue jays and rays game. The other has tigers and blue jays
September 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM