Chris Hammond
chammond.me
Chris Hammond
@chammond.me
👋 hey!

📍 | London, UK
👨‍💻 | Senior Incident Response Consultant
🙅‍♂️ | Node.js on the desktop makes me sad

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Absolutely obsessed with this description of a Christmas tree sold by Target.
November 26, 2024 at 5:11 AM
when Mario still has an extra life and starts back at the last save point
July 28, 2023 at 4:41 PM
This T-Shirt was posted alongside a Tweet in which the author asked "can someone solve this?"

Golly, I do believe I have!

Inflicting Payne.

I'll see myself out...
June 2, 2023 at 1:59 AM
it's time we brought the OG memes over to Bluesky
April 27, 2023 at 11:33 PM