Balzac T. McAllister
@chalebi.bsky.social
General Counsel at HSBC Pembacorp, father to two parakeets.
All posts constitute legal advice and establish attorney-client privilege with reader once read.
All posts constitute legal advice and establish attorney-client privilege with reader once read.
Ohio State fans waking up on a Monday like
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Ohio State fans waking up on a Monday like
Ratcliffe: "I'm beginning to think Ruben Amorim is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was."
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Ratcliffe: "I'm beginning to think Ruben Amorim is not the brilliant tactician I thought he was."
This image sums up so many things that are wrong with this city, with big tech and with the financialization of everyday life.
October 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This image sums up so many things that are wrong with this city, with big tech and with the financialization of everyday life.
You could instead buy this ticket for five rows behind the dugout and have enough money to buy a beer for everyone in your row.
October 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
You could instead buy this ticket for five rows behind the dugout and have enough money to buy a beer for everyone in your row.
This is easily the most ridiculous thing I've seen all week. Someone is selling tickets in the 500 levels, face value $600, for $6,229 each.
October 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
This is easily the most ridiculous thing I've seen all week. Someone is selling tickets in the 500 levels, face value $600, for $6,229 each.
DEI for white people to help them own Tim Hortons franchises
September 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
DEI for white people to help them own Tim Hortons franchises
Baseball images that precede unfortunate events, from the worst seats in the house
September 11, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Baseball images that precede unfortunate events, from the worst seats in the house
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
September 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
How can you not be romantic about baseball?
Young and Eglington
September 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Young and Eglington
okay there darryl
August 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
okay there darryl
I self-exiled myself to the worst seats in the stadium for the ninth inning. The whole thing felt very 1990s.
June 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I self-exiled myself to the worst seats in the stadium for the ninth inning. The whole thing felt very 1990s.
It’s hard to argue with @shawnmicallef.bsky.social when he points out that Toronto’s greatest intersection is also its ugliest.
June 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It’s hard to argue with @shawnmicallef.bsky.social when he points out that Toronto’s greatest intersection is also its ugliest.
Did you mean to send these twice?
June 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Did you mean to send these twice?
“Can we get rid of this Ben Nevis tshirt? You climbed that mountain years ago.”
“But Marge, this works on any Ben. Ben Macdui, Ben Lawers. Even as we speak, Ben Mheadhoin and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.”
“But Marge, this works on any Ben. Ben Macdui, Ben Lawers. Even as we speak, Ben Mheadhoin and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.”
May 26, 2025 at 10:16 AM
“Can we get rid of this Ben Nevis tshirt? You climbed that mountain years ago.”
“But Marge, this works on any Ben. Ben Macdui, Ben Lawers. Even as we speak, Ben Mheadhoin and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.”
“But Marge, this works on any Ben. Ben Macdui, Ben Lawers. Even as we speak, Ben Mheadhoin and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.”
Day 5 of posting a picture of a road until @theroadguy.bsky.social starts actively posting on Bluesky
May 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Day 5 of posting a picture of a road until @theroadguy.bsky.social starts actively posting on Bluesky
Day 4 of posting a picture of a road until @theroadguy.bsky.social starts actively posting on Bluesky
May 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Day 4 of posting a picture of a road until @theroadguy.bsky.social starts actively posting on Bluesky
I will post a picture of a road every day until @theroadguy.bsky.social starts live reacting to Jays games on Bluesky
May 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I will post a picture of a road every day until @theroadguy.bsky.social starts live reacting to Jays games on Bluesky
Putting this up for when @mark-carney.bsky.social disappoints me
March 20, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Putting this up for when @mark-carney.bsky.social disappoints me
Me preparing for a Canadian election campaign
March 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Me preparing for a Canadian election campaign
Blokes out on George Street on a Saturday night
February 16, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Blokes out on George Street on a Saturday night