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Casey Wright
@chainsawjr.bsky.social
He/Him/His.

Okie in Chicago.

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness.

Dramaturgy | Cats

https://linktr.ee/ChainsawJrJr
lol incredible pull
October 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Why am I still awake
October 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Angel gets her energy from cheez snacks CONFIRMED
September 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
September 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
If you see this, post a monster.
August 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Finally, truth in advertising:
August 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The friends I was with were so mad about this (they were at Band Of Horses) and I was so happy b/c it's the only time I got to see him play.
August 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
@ryanhatesthis.bsky.social really hitting dingers with this latest @garbageday.email
July 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Can confirm Fingers has donated to and volunteered for Cuomo's campaign as well.
June 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
As I enter the decade of my 40's, I am firmly in the *you're gonna find out-phase* of following "fuck around and find out" to its logical conclusion.
June 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Lol apparently I'm on this list:
May 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@mattzollerseitz.bsky.social you’re in luck. Grabbed the last copy. Print media is still alive!
May 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The 100% factual nature of this paragraph from @garbageday.email has made me more wishful than I care to admit that I was instead hallucinating from carbon monoxide poisoning and not actually reading about the Actual U.S. Government in 2025.
April 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just two buds having a chat about The Hottest Romance in all of television.
April 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
lol
April 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Shiv is this your cat?
April 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Real sickos have multiple calendar reminders and an email alert setup for tickets for WAITING FOR GODOT on Broadway because, as a real sicko, they will plan cross-country travel for quality Samuel Beckett performances.

I am a real sicko.
April 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When even GIPHY is hitting bullseyes w/ the satire:
April 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I finally downloaded a website-blocking extension (and it's exactly because of low-effort clickbait shit like this)
April 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Can't wait for the next AVENGERS to finally bring Condorman into the MCU where he belongs.
March 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
as you wish then
March 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Most recent pic of Chuck and his BFF Joe Bailey:
March 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Just go on the air looking like this and that'll be enough for viewers to get the gist:
March 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I am on my personal account (free), in Chicago, and I can only see this. Not sure how relevant it is at this point but I don't have a separate Pronouns field:
February 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Not sure if I should say to @stevemartinreally.bsky.social:

“Sorry to inform you but…”

or

“Great news!…”

followed by:

“…my coworker thought this picture of you on my ¡THREE AMIGOS! t-shirt was Sean Hannity.”
February 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM