As someone who used to give myself the spooky blues when I overdid dark eyeliner, the Widow Kirk needs to know that any downward head tilt sends her straight into Meg Foster in “They Live” territory.
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
As someone who used to give myself the spooky blues when I overdid dark eyeliner, the Widow Kirk needs to know that any downward head tilt sends her straight into Meg Foster in “They Live” territory.
Most wonderful time of the year classic.
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Most wonderful time of the year classic.
Does anyone know what creature(s) has enjoyed my bench upon a late night?
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Does anyone know what creature(s) has enjoyed my bench upon a late night?
Going for Candy Darling, made it as far as Splenda Workfriend.
December 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Going for Candy Darling, made it as far as Splenda Workfriend.
I for one believe Olivia Nuzzi’s assertion that she and RFK Jr. did not have a physical relationship because she clearly passed years ago and only her sexy ghost remains.
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I for one believe Olivia Nuzzi’s assertion that she and RFK Jr. did not have a physical relationship because she clearly passed years ago and only her sexy ghost remains.
Elf on the Shelf.
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Elf on the Shelf.
It’s at it again.
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
It’s at it again.
The moon was doing this out my window the other night, captured it poorly as it glowed super bright orange-pink at 3 in the morning like nobody would notice it practicing to move up in the universe.
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The moon was doing this out my window the other night, captured it poorly as it glowed super bright orange-pink at 3 in the morning like nobody would notice it practicing to move up in the universe.
I pretty much live in your stadium, Cal, give me a bullhorn and I’ll work from home to get the Bears to Justin Wilcox +1 level! For half what you paid him I will also not coach them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I pretty much live in your stadium, Cal, give me a bullhorn and I’ll work from home to get the Bears to Justin Wilcox +1 level! For half what you paid him I will also not coach them.
If you image search “lady grinch” you do get a buffet of slightly Grinched-up She Hulks, would that meet Monsieur’s requirements?
November 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
If you image search “lady grinch” you do get a buffet of slightly Grinched-up She Hulks, would that meet Monsieur’s requirements?
Going through vacation photos. This is a lion complaining to us because he ate too much giraffe. At one point we were surrounded on all sides by these flopped over bloated felines, grunting and moaning, and this is what David Attenborough won’t show you.
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Going through vacation photos. This is a lion complaining to us because he ate too much giraffe. At one point we were surrounded on all sides by these flopped over bloated felines, grunting and moaning, and this is what David Attenborough won’t show you.
This drives me Bananas Foster. Have you seen this man, Barb? He’s Archie Bunker if Edith divorced him.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This drives me Bananas Foster. Have you seen this man, Barb? He’s Archie Bunker if Edith divorced him.
Buggy’s bed is being washed and he is coping as best he can by assembling his toys into a face fortress. A little tip for dealing with rough days.
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Buggy’s bed is being washed and he is coping as best he can by assembling his toys into a face fortress. A little tip for dealing with rough days.
The fact that the mommy writing this works for Andreesen is confirmation that Marc makes potty in the conference rooms and she’s fine with it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The fact that the mommy writing this works for Andreesen is confirmation that Marc makes potty in the conference rooms and she’s fine with it.
Reminded me of this, “boon to brilliance.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Reminded me of this, “boon to brilliance.”
The White House Ballroom can stay under one condition:
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The White House Ballroom can stay under one condition:
Oakland royalty in wallpaper.
November 3, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oakland royalty in wallpaper.
Kristi Noem failing an illegal alien photo op.
November 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Kristi Noem failing an illegal alien photo op.
Why are the pretty ones always in jail?
October 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Why are the pretty ones always in jail?
One of my nieces or nephews is an impressive hacker because this was the result for “best gift for teens.”
October 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
One of my nieces or nephews is an impressive hacker because this was the result for “best gift for teens.”
To be fair, Nana’s memorial photograph:
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
To be fair, Nana’s memorial photograph:
Someone in the neighborhood did this and all I can think is, you store that the rest of the year. God rest Grandma’s soul, she was just trying to find the air mattress.
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Someone in the neighborhood did this and all I can think is, you store that the rest of the year. God rest Grandma’s soul, she was just trying to find the air mattress.