Someone in the neighborhood did this and all I can think is, you store that the rest of the year. God rest Grandma’s soul, she was just trying to find the air mattress.
Also the NY guy on top left has a smirk that only comes from the satisfaction that the body under your closet floorboards has finally mummified past the point of noticeable odor.
We have hit the Daily Double on my longstanding theory that the Republican leadership pipeline is sad alcoholics and men whose photo spent way too long in a “Mommy’s Best Boy” frame.
Thousands of posts from a private Young Republican Telegram chat reveal a culture of casual racism/antisemitism, rape jokes and celebration of Hitler/Nazism.
Some of the ringleaders are below: We live in a world where 4chan types now occupy positions of real power. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
First real rain of the season, cozy afternoon with fireplace going, pine scented candles lit, blue sparkle lights cast upon the ceiling…and cat decides time to drag ungodly dingleberry to the center of the room to shake off. Hygge this, bitches.
Trump’s humor is simple minded, Frankenstein’s Monster as roast comic, but he would belt out a zesty “MAMA DAMA DING DONG” instead of this lame “typo.”
Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.
I wonder if the comedians not facing pushback for playing the Riyadh Comedy Festival feel bad as they realize it’s because everyone already thought they were mercenary hacks.
Caitlin Flanagan, your mom’s Republican friend because she’s good at hydrangeas, will not get rid of this hairstyle even though she is CONSTANTLY flipping that lanky bang strand out of her eyes.
Heard a couple gals in a store discussing their “perimenopausal rage” and had a revelation that it’s the same as menopausal rage but you still have the bone density to act on it.
And here’s everybody’s favorite tattletale-on-the-rise Bari Weiss working the Bell’s Palsy/Half a Poor Man’s Facelift profile pic. Who wouldn’t want her on their yacht’s helipad as Lauren Sanchez’s DUFF?
Sharing at the meeting: I had a bright orange, just shy of neon, ankle length Norma Kamali duster I swanned around in at summer parties until my friend Clay looked me up and down and uttered one word:
“Brave.”
I hope its current possessor has the undertones to pull it off.
I dig that state actors gassing peaceful protesters has become The Spicy Pepper Gas Challenge! to a lively subset of young dudes. Like “Hot Wings” for democracy.
