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Christina Filios
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As someone who used to give myself the spooky blues when I overdid dark eyeliner, the Widow Kirk needs to know that any downward head tilt sends her straight into Meg Foster in “They Live” territory.
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Just the kind of butt who gets asked “what’s your favorite Christmas movie?” and answers “Fanny and Alexander.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Writing like you put Didion’s “The White Album” through a blender while possessing the coltish good looks of a young Livia Soprano not the highway to literary acclaim it once was.
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A local rapper has a song that basically defines being from The Bay by area code and leaves out 408 (San Jose), which is causing a TikTok riot. This is the level of conflict I like on my social media, getting real ugly about nothing and then watching a puppy video.
December 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Blue Sky is the only place where my blood is not currently being angried up by people arguing over the best Scrooge. It’s not a hard call, my brothers in Christmas!
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“ Starfleet Academy” or as I know it, Hogwarps.
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
We have needed a new People’s Princess and I am thrilled it’s Paul Dano.
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Honestly, this pack of sweaty honkies hanging out at the airport doing dumb shit badly without so much as a media “oh dear” means we owe Michael Dukakis the most abject of apologies for not defenestrating news corporation heads preventively back then.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Just because things are terrible doesn’t mean we can’t grinch it up about nice things so tell me:

What holiday song would you snap out of existence right now? Is it “ Santa Baby?” If not, why not?
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Most wonderful time of the year classic.
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Learning foreign languages so I can follow the Eurovision collapse in real time.
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Does anyone know what creature(s) has enjoyed my bench upon a late night?
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I for one believe Olivia Nuzzi’s assertion that she and RFK Jr. did not have a physical relationship because she clearly passed years ago and only her sexy ghost remains.
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Elf on the Shelf.
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My husband says I failed the Bird Test but I don’t remember him ever mentioning a bird and…oh.
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I pretty much live in your stadium, Cal, give me a bullhorn and I’ll work from home to get the Bears to Justin Wilcox +1 level! For half what you paid him I will also not coach them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Christian and his brother are downstairs watching “Kraven the Hunter” and I can’t make out exactly what they’re saying but I believe the plot may contain some preposterous elements.
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
In days of yore, my pal and I, for a gag, went to our Anthro professor’s office hours to fuss that no class time was spent on the theory that Creation demands a Creator. He turfed our asses out so fast.

So far Cal looks to be holding up under the weight of Stupid, but I bet we’d get on Fox today.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A Christmas Carol” but it’s Mrs. Cratchit bitching about the difficulty of cooking a gigantic turkey. “Do you know how hard it is to thoroughly cook the interior without completely drying out the breast? He couldn’t have sent two moderately-sized turkeys?”
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I love you and I’m coming over, but I will do anything, (restrict fluids, adult diaper) to avoid using your powder room if it’s literally a door off the kitchen.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It’s the start of Christmastime! Sing with me if you know it:

Ooooh



And Iiiiii

November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Getting upset about the terrible just-so stories in “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.” This is why I didn’t have children, I can’t support these threadbare, half assed explanations of Christmas lore.
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Sabrina Carpenter completely stole this for “Manchild.” youtu.be/bH1JThlQKe4?...
3 Second Rule- Lisa Gail Allred( The Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Lisa Gail
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November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Many years ago my Thanksgiving dressing suffered from a textural flaw that resulted in a less than appealing dish. I have since read so many recipes and watched so many videos that I can do a dissertation on the topic but the answer is STALE THE BREAD NOT TOASTED STALE IT BARB DID I STUTTER.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Man with the fuckable neck says what?
Trump on Pritzker: “I would never want to talk about his weight. I don't talk about people being fat. I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob. I don't mention it.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM