As someone who used to give myself the spooky blues when I overdid dark eyeliner, the Widow Kirk needs to know that any downward head tilt sends her straight into Meg Foster in “They Live” territory.
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
As someone who used to give myself the spooky blues when I overdid dark eyeliner, the Widow Kirk needs to know that any downward head tilt sends her straight into Meg Foster in “They Live” territory.
Just the kind of butt who gets asked “what’s your favorite Christmas movie?” and answers “Fanny and Alexander.”
December 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Just the kind of butt who gets asked “what’s your favorite Christmas movie?” and answers “Fanny and Alexander.”
Writing like you put Didion’s “The White Album” through a blender while possessing the coltish good looks of a young Livia Soprano not the highway to literary acclaim it once was.
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
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December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Writing like you put Didion’s “The White Album” through a blender while possessing the coltish good looks of a young Livia Soprano not the highway to literary acclaim it once was.
A local rapper has a song that basically defines being from The Bay by area code and leaves out 408 (San Jose), which is causing a TikTok riot. This is the level of conflict I like on my social media, getting real ugly about nothing and then watching a puppy video.
December 11, 2025 at 8:10 AM
A local rapper has a song that basically defines being from The Bay by area code and leaves out 408 (San Jose), which is causing a TikTok riot. This is the level of conflict I like on my social media, getting real ugly about nothing and then watching a puppy video.
Blue Sky is the only place where my blood is not currently being angried up by people arguing over the best Scrooge. It’s not a hard call, my brothers in Christmas!
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Blue Sky is the only place where my blood is not currently being angried up by people arguing over the best Scrooge. It’s not a hard call, my brothers in Christmas!
“ Starfleet Academy” or as I know it, Hogwarps.
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
“ Starfleet Academy” or as I know it, Hogwarps.
We have needed a new People’s Princess and I am thrilled it’s Paul Dano.
December 9, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We have needed a new People’s Princess and I am thrilled it’s Paul Dano.
Honestly, this pack of sweaty honkies hanging out at the airport doing dumb shit badly without so much as a media “oh dear” means we owe Michael Dukakis the most abject of apologies for not defenestrating news corporation heads preventively back then.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Honestly, this pack of sweaty honkies hanging out at the airport doing dumb shit badly without so much as a media “oh dear” means we owe Michael Dukakis the most abject of apologies for not defenestrating news corporation heads preventively back then.
Just because things are terrible doesn’t mean we can’t grinch it up about nice things so tell me:
What holiday song would you snap out of existence right now? Is it “ Santa Baby?” If not, why not?
What holiday song would you snap out of existence right now? Is it “ Santa Baby?” If not, why not?
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Just because things are terrible doesn’t mean we can’t grinch it up about nice things so tell me:
What holiday song would you snap out of existence right now? Is it “ Santa Baby?” If not, why not?
What holiday song would you snap out of existence right now? Is it “ Santa Baby?” If not, why not?
Most wonderful time of the year classic.
December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Most wonderful time of the year classic.
Learning foreign languages so I can follow the Eurovision collapse in real time.
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Learning foreign languages so I can follow the Eurovision collapse in real time.
Does anyone know what creature(s) has enjoyed my bench upon a late night?
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Does anyone know what creature(s) has enjoyed my bench upon a late night?
I for one believe Olivia Nuzzi’s assertion that she and RFK Jr. did not have a physical relationship because she clearly passed years ago and only her sexy ghost remains.
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I for one believe Olivia Nuzzi’s assertion that she and RFK Jr. did not have a physical relationship because she clearly passed years ago and only her sexy ghost remains.
Elf on the Shelf.
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Elf on the Shelf.
My husband says I failed the Bird Test but I don’t remember him ever mentioning a bird and…oh.
December 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My husband says I failed the Bird Test but I don’t remember him ever mentioning a bird and…oh.
I pretty much live in your stadium, Cal, give me a bullhorn and I’ll work from home to get the Bears to Justin Wilcox +1 level! For half what you paid him I will also not coach them.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I pretty much live in your stadium, Cal, give me a bullhorn and I’ll work from home to get the Bears to Justin Wilcox +1 level! For half what you paid him I will also not coach them.
Christian and his brother are downstairs watching “Kraven the Hunter” and I can’t make out exactly what they’re saying but I believe the plot may contain some preposterous elements.
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Christian and his brother are downstairs watching “Kraven the Hunter” and I can’t make out exactly what they’re saying but I believe the plot may contain some preposterous elements.
In days of yore, my pal and I, for a gag, went to our Anthro professor’s office hours to fuss that no class time was spent on the theory that Creation demands a Creator. He turfed our asses out so fast.
So far Cal looks to be holding up under the weight of Stupid, but I bet we’d get on Fox today.
So far Cal looks to be holding up under the weight of Stupid, but I bet we’d get on Fox today.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
In days of yore, my pal and I, for a gag, went to our Anthro professor’s office hours to fuss that no class time was spent on the theory that Creation demands a Creator. He turfed our asses out so fast.
So far Cal looks to be holding up under the weight of Stupid, but I bet we’d get on Fox today.
So far Cal looks to be holding up under the weight of Stupid, but I bet we’d get on Fox today.
A Christmas Carol” but it’s Mrs. Cratchit bitching about the difficulty of cooking a gigantic turkey. “Do you know how hard it is to thoroughly cook the interior without completely drying out the breast? He couldn’t have sent two moderately-sized turkeys?”
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A Christmas Carol” but it’s Mrs. Cratchit bitching about the difficulty of cooking a gigantic turkey. “Do you know how hard it is to thoroughly cook the interior without completely drying out the breast? He couldn’t have sent two moderately-sized turkeys?”
I love you and I’m coming over, but I will do anything, (restrict fluids, adult diaper) to avoid using your powder room if it’s literally a door off the kitchen.
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I love you and I’m coming over, but I will do anything, (restrict fluids, adult diaper) to avoid using your powder room if it’s literally a door off the kitchen.
It’s the start of Christmastime! Sing with me if you know it:
Ooooh
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And Iiiiii
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Ooooh
…
And Iiiiii
…
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It’s the start of Christmastime! Sing with me if you know it:
Ooooh
…
And Iiiiii
…
Ooooh
…
And Iiiiii
…
Getting upset about the terrible just-so stories in “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.” This is why I didn’t have children, I can’t support these threadbare, half assed explanations of Christmas lore.
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Getting upset about the terrible just-so stories in “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town.” This is why I didn’t have children, I can’t support these threadbare, half assed explanations of Christmas lore.
Sabrina Carpenter completely stole this for “Manchild.” youtu.be/bH1JThlQKe4?...
3 Second Rule- Lisa Gail Allred( The Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Lisa Gail
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November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sabrina Carpenter completely stole this for “Manchild.” youtu.be/bH1JThlQKe4?...
Many years ago my Thanksgiving dressing suffered from a textural flaw that resulted in a less than appealing dish. I have since read so many recipes and watched so many videos that I can do a dissertation on the topic but the answer is STALE THE BREAD NOT TOASTED STALE IT BARB DID I STUTTER.
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Many years ago my Thanksgiving dressing suffered from a textural flaw that resulted in a less than appealing dish. I have since read so many recipes and watched so many videos that I can do a dissertation on the topic but the answer is STALE THE BREAD NOT TOASTED STALE IT BARB DID I STUTTER.
Man with the fuckable neck says what?
Trump on Pritzker: “I would never want to talk about his weight. I don't talk about people being fat. I refuse to talk about the fact that he's a fat slob. I don't mention it.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Man with the fuckable neck says what?