Cesar Zamora
@cesarzamora.bsky.social
I just wanted my name in my handle, for once.
As a Mexican seeing Latino ICE agents reminds me of this joke: A man at a seafood restaurant sees a lobster trying to escape the tank, when he warns the waiter about what's happening the waiter says, "Don't worry sir, those are Mexican Lobsters, eventually one will pull him back down." #abolishICE
January 20, 2026 at 6:28 PM
As a Mexican seeing Latino ICE agents reminds me of this joke: A man at a seafood restaurant sees a lobster trying to escape the tank, when he warns the waiter about what's happening the waiter says, "Don't worry sir, those are Mexican Lobsters, eventually one will pull him back down." #abolishICE
People looking for 3rd spaces, have you considered grocery store deli sections with seating areas?
January 20, 2026 at 5:26 PM
People looking for 3rd spaces, have you considered grocery store deli sections with seating areas?
Highly recommend this book about the FBI's murder of Martin Luther King Jr:
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January 19, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Highly recommend this book about the FBI's murder of Martin Luther King Jr:
www.thriftbooks.com/w/code-name-...
www.thriftbooks.com/w/code-name-...
Kind of hate the "cinephiles" that go to the New Beverly family matinees without children and monopolize the front row. Feel like if they had any decency they'd realize those seats should go to families.
January 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Kind of hate the "cinephiles" that go to the New Beverly family matinees without children and monopolize the front row. Feel like if they had any decency they'd realize those seats should go to families.
Dumb, religious bigots that can't read are annoying because they don't know what the Constitution says or what Jesus represents.
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Dumb, religious bigots that can't read are annoying because they don't know what the Constitution says or what Jesus represents.
Everytime I see ICE escalating their Gestapo tactics:
January 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Everytime I see ICE escalating their Gestapo tactics:
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failed the test to get into ICE (I could tell the stripper didn’t like me and was just doing her job)
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
failed the test to get into ICE (I could tell the stripper didn’t like me and was just doing her job)
I fell asleep while watching an episode of Columbo and woke up at the very end, it's the perfect show for that because it's not like it ruined the surprise of finding out who the killer was.
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I fell asleep while watching an episode of Columbo and woke up at the very end, it's the perfect show for that because it's not like it ruined the surprise of finding out who the killer was.
Greenland 2 is so Eurocentric that towards the end it occurred to me that if I told an American it was based on a true story they'd believe it, on my way out of the movie I did just that to a stranger also leaving and not only did they believe me but they had a European accent.
January 10, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Greenland 2 is so Eurocentric that towards the end it occurred to me that if I told an American it was based on a true story they'd believe it, on my way out of the movie I did just that to a stranger also leaving and not only did they believe me but they had a European accent.
It's infuriating that one can't even be mad at the simple fact that ICE executed an American citizen but that now I'm even angrier at the cover-up.
January 7, 2026 at 9:54 PM
It's infuriating that one can't even be mad at the simple fact that ICE executed an American citizen but that now I'm even angrier at the cover-up.
A lot of MAGA seem to be performative hypocrites.
January 7, 2026 at 8:32 PM
A lot of MAGA seem to be performative hypocrites.
Captain Eo will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
a group of people are standing in a dark room with a watermark that says akkvj jackson hd
ALT: a group of people are standing in a dark room with a watermark that says akkvj jackson hd
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January 4, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Captain Eo will return in Avengers: Doomsday.
A woman came in to the restaurant I was waiting for my pick-up order in to chastise because I left my dog in my car...at night...when it's 60 degrees out...AND raining.
January 3, 2026 at 7:23 AM
A woman came in to the restaurant I was waiting for my pick-up order in to chastise because I left my dog in my car...at night...when it's 60 degrees out...AND raining.
East coast peeps, 3 hours in the future, has it happened yet?
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 AM
East coast peeps, 3 hours in the future, has it happened yet?
December 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Normal widow: wears black for a year.
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
a drag queen is walking down a runway wearing a gold dress and a sunflower crown .
ALT: a drag queen is walking down a runway wearing a gold dress and a sunflower crown .
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December 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Normal widow: wears black for a year.
Erika Kirk:
Erika Kirk:
I think the fallacy that animals are less evolved than us can be easily disputed when you factor in that animals are smart enough to not be hampered by religion.
December 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I think the fallacy that animals are less evolved than us can be easily disputed when you factor in that animals are smart enough to not be hampered by religion.
When I get called Radical Left Scum:
han solo and chewbacca are standing next to each other in front of a crowd
ALT: han solo and chewbacca are standing next to each other in front of a crowd
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December 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When I get called Radical Left Scum:
Merry Christmas from me & Sensei Sergio!!
December 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Merry Christmas from me & Sensei Sergio!!
Watched Avatar in high frame rate and Dolby 3D, at one point there was a sequence where a character is drugged and sees the Fire Lady loom large and I felt like I had entered into a real life boss battle.
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Watched Avatar in high frame rate and Dolby 3D, at one point there was a sequence where a character is drugged and sees the Fire Lady loom large and I felt like I had entered into a real life boss battle.
I should get credit for finding it...puzzle was probably made by a man.
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I should get credit for finding it...puzzle was probably made by a man.
Whomever said there wouldn't be traffic in LA this week was full of shit.
December 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Whomever said there wouldn't be traffic in LA this week was full of shit.
Watched The Princess Bride last night and my son caught a crew member's leg in the background of the Fire Swamp while Westley fights the ROUS. You can see them moving in the background:
youtu.be/1limCEKGfsY?...
youtu.be/1limCEKGfsY?...
December 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Watched The Princess Bride last night and my son caught a crew member's leg in the background of the Fire Swamp while Westley fights the ROUS. You can see them moving in the background:
youtu.be/1limCEKGfsY?...
youtu.be/1limCEKGfsY?...
The morons that told us that making Charlie Kirk jokes were out of line won't say shit about this. In fact, they think it's cool.
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The morons that told us that making Charlie Kirk jokes were out of line won't say shit about this. In fact, they think it's cool.