Michael Jordan has never had anything interesting to say. Not once in his life. NBC knew this. Yet, they still hyped up his chopped-up interview clips and touted him as a 'special contributor,' and handed him a big bag of cash anyway.

It must rule to be a rich dude.

It me. I’m the white boy.

It’s so awkward on the ear. Americans just don’t pronounce hard T’s like that, so it sticks out.

Toy-oh-taaahhh

I’m concerned about everyone suddenly pronouncing ‘Mariota’ like they’ve just learned the alphabet for this first time. What is happening there?

And yet, tomorrow he'll go back to his regularly scheduled content of blasting ESPN executives, claiming they all hate him, and how the "deep state" is against him. What an absolute loser.

Wow!! Who would have thought!? What absolutely incredible content being produced by ESPN!! WOW!! /s

The previous decade, no no no, he was just playing it coy and being very subtle! Close to the vest, as it were. But THIS! Yes, THIS! This is the REAL moment he really have the game away! I wouldn't have noticed had it not been for this! My eyes have been opened just today!

We don’t have to amplify the world’s most insane takes. We simply don’t have to do that.

So sick of this whiny little bitch

Wait, does she think the money she gets paid is for informing the audience that the player who just limped off the field with the assistance of the trainers is 'questionable to return with a lower body injury?'