The Colgate Comedy Hour
@cerowb.bsky.social
Put whatever you want on your hot dog. It's your hot dog.
Pinned
99% of Bluesky is people telling you how much smarter and cooler they are than all those Bluesky people while lacking the self-awareness to realize that they, too, are a Bluesky person.
The other 1% is Mina Kimes.
The other 1% is Mina Kimes.
Another year of the CFP getting it mostly right and people losing their god damn minds about it.
December 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Another year of the CFP getting it mostly right and people losing their god damn minds about it.
Why doesn’t the College Football Playoff simply choose 12 teams that will make everyone happy?
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why doesn’t the College Football Playoff simply choose 12 teams that will make everyone happy?
Only a couple more months of that Meghan Trainor commercial.
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Only a couple more months of that Meghan Trainor commercial.
If we simply eliminate 10 minutes of Pat McAfee yelling we could end College Gameday in time for the games to start.
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If we simply eliminate 10 minutes of Pat McAfee yelling we could end College Gameday in time for the games to start.
One thing college football programs should definitely keep doing is hire coaches to eight-year deals with huge buyouts. It’s just smart business.
December 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
One thing college football programs should definitely keep doing is hire coaches to eight-year deals with huge buyouts. It’s just smart business.
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
the law is real until it gets to SCOTUS at which point it becomes fake, which doesn't bother the six reactionaries at the top but does undermine literally everyone else in the profession
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
the law is real until it gets to SCOTUS at which point it becomes fake, which doesn't bother the six reactionaries at the top but does undermine literally everyone else in the profession
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
quite something that almost every court in the land except like one in Amarillo and the highest in the land routinely tell Trump to go pound sand
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
quite something that almost every court in the land except like one in Amarillo and the highest in the land routinely tell Trump to go pound sand
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
Actually, this World Cup draw is a perfect representation of America.
Take that as you will.
Take that as you will.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Actually, this World Cup draw is a perfect representation of America.
Take that as you will.
Take that as you will.
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
Lord. How many of us are sitting through the circus of the World Cup draw, with the sound off, boggling at the glitz, the blather, the sycophancy.
Over an hour and, out of 48 teams, we have done exactly 3.
And one FIFA Peace Prize awarded.
Over an hour and, out of 48 teams, we have done exactly 3.
And one FIFA Peace Prize awarded.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Lord. How many of us are sitting through the circus of the World Cup draw, with the sound off, boggling at the glitz, the blather, the sycophancy.
Over an hour and, out of 48 teams, we have done exactly 3.
And one FIFA Peace Prize awarded.
Over an hour and, out of 48 teams, we have done exactly 3.
And one FIFA Peace Prize awarded.
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
This World Cup draw appears to be attempting some form of diplomatic incident. I’m not sure between who and for what cause, isn’t any other explanation for it.
December 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
This World Cup draw appears to be attempting some form of diplomatic incident. I’m not sure between who and for what cause, isn’t any other explanation for it.
This is so embarrassing.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This is so embarrassing.
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes
December 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes
Shoutout to FIFA for making our idiot President feel like a very special big boy.
He's getting the FIFA Peace Prize (apparently a thing?) as we continue to obliterate random boats with bombs.
He's getting the FIFA Peace Prize (apparently a thing?) as we continue to obliterate random boats with bombs.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Shoutout to FIFA for making our idiot President feel like a very special big boy.
He's getting the FIFA Peace Prize (apparently a thing?) as we continue to obliterate random boats with bombs.
He's getting the FIFA Peace Prize (apparently a thing?) as we continue to obliterate random boats with bombs.
Whole lot of people finding out about Wesley Steinberg tonight, huh?
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Whole lot of people finding out about Wesley Steinberg tonight, huh?
BREAKING: FBI announces gambling investigation into Younghoe Koo for whatever the hell that was.
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
BREAKING: FBI announces gambling investigation into Younghoe Koo for whatever the hell that was.
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
April 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Haha, oh sorry, I was on mute. I was saying I worry I’ve permanently worn down all the charming edges of myself that others didn’t like and I’ve become dull like a riverstone—and perhaps the only way to make new edges is to fragment into smaller and smaller pieces until nothing is left.
Wait, how are we saying Marcus Mariota’s name now?
December 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wait, how are we saying Marcus Mariota’s name now?
This is MASSIVE news for James Madison.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This is MASSIVE news for James Madison.
And that ends the Deion Sanders Era at Colorado. He finishes 16-20 over three seasons with one bowl appearance — a loss in the Alamo Bowl. An incredible amount of flash with little substance.
Kinda feels like the “haters,” “doubters,” and “non-believers” are due a massive apology.
Kinda feels like the “haters,” “doubters,” and “non-believers” are due a massive apology.
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And that ends the Deion Sanders Era at Colorado. He finishes 16-20 over three seasons with one bowl appearance — a loss in the Alamo Bowl. An incredible amount of flash with little substance.
Kinda feels like the “haters,” “doubters,” and “non-believers” are due a massive apology.
Kinda feels like the “haters,” “doubters,” and “non-believers” are due a massive apology.
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
daily/weekly/monthly reminder that espn got rid of talented journalists just so they could afford to pay this sentient diaper rash
November 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
daily/weekly/monthly reminder that espn got rid of talented journalists just so they could afford to pay this sentient diaper rash
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Reposted by The Colgate Comedy Hour
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.