Millicent (cenobyte) Bystander, Snark Czar
@cenobyte.ca
Canadian elbows-up philobiblian, structural grammarist, writer, freelance editor, fibre artist, musician, in the most beautiful valley in Canada. She/her usually; will use any pronoun. BS expert, politico, insouciant, indomitable, indefatigable since 1887.
Toad in a hole with onion gravy for brunch.
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Toad in a hole with onion gravy for brunch.
WAITASECOND
THAT’S AN OPTION‽
THAT’S AN OPTION‽
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
WAITASECOND
THAT’S AN OPTION‽
THAT’S AN OPTION‽
I’ve had this in my browser tabs for *years*.
October 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’ve had this in my browser tabs for *years*.
WHYYYYYYYY
October 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
WHYYYYYYYY
If you’re in #YQR, head down to Darke Hall before nine. There’s a farmers market on and this amazing lady is selling gorgeous rings made from spoons (I have a weakness).
October 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you’re in #YQR, head down to Darke Hall before nine. There’s a farmers market on and this amazing lady is selling gorgeous rings made from spoons (I have a weakness).
Oh yes. I bought seeds six years ago and have been harvesting seed ever since. These are red and orange and gold and yellow and they grow tall and bushy. These ones are scraggly AF because they got ruined by hail…that window is about 2.5’ off the ground.
September 21, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Oh yes. I bought seeds six years ago and have been harvesting seed ever since. These are red and orange and gold and yellow and they grow tall and bushy. These ones are scraggly AF because they got ruined by hail…that window is about 2.5’ off the ground.
Check out the date stamp on this soothsayer’s TL:
September 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Check out the date stamp on this soothsayer’s TL:
Walk, but with panache.
September 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Walk, but with panache.
Yes I’m in the bath. Yes this is the soon to be mortal wound. Please send ice cream bars. Stat.
#Deathwatch25
#Deathwatch25
September 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Yes I’m in the bath. Yes this is the soon to be mortal wound. Please send ice cream bars. Stat.
#Deathwatch25
#Deathwatch25
I don’t think so!
September 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I don’t think so!
I want to keep all the floof of the skirt. The back has an elastic on the top “rail” and there’s no seam in the back so I think putting one in might be in “might as well take it apart” territory.
September 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I want to keep all the floof of the skirt. The back has an elastic on the top “rail” and there’s no seam in the back so I think putting one in might be in “might as well take it apart” territory.
Sewists!
I bought a linen and polyester sundress that’s a size or two too big (it was on SUPER SALE). I want to alter it in the bodice/bust to be less…just less.
What’s going to be the best? A couple of pleats in the sides? Darts?
IT HAS POCKETS.
I bought a linen and polyester sundress that’s a size or two too big (it was on SUPER SALE). I want to alter it in the bodice/bust to be less…just less.
What’s going to be the best? A couple of pleats in the sides? Darts?
IT HAS POCKETS.
September 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Sewists!
I bought a linen and polyester sundress that’s a size or two too big (it was on SUPER SALE). I want to alter it in the bodice/bust to be less…just less.
What’s going to be the best? A couple of pleats in the sides? Darts?
IT HAS POCKETS.
I bought a linen and polyester sundress that’s a size or two too big (it was on SUPER SALE). I want to alter it in the bodice/bust to be less…just less.
What’s going to be the best? A couple of pleats in the sides? Darts?
IT HAS POCKETS.
My keychain exploded recently, somehow without my noticing, and the back of it and the emergency key went walkabout. I’m going to start posting these photos on milk cartons….
August 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My keychain exploded recently, somehow without my noticing, and the back of it and the emergency key went walkabout. I’m going to start posting these photos on milk cartons….
AssACTly
August 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
AssACTly
Someday we’ll find it…the
August 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Someday we’ll find it…the
I’m posting a memes made by me.
July 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I’m posting a memes made by me.
SURE IS
And a lot of it.
And a lot of it.
June 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
SURE IS
And a lot of it.
And a lot of it.
This was the start of it. Back when the hailstones were only the size of golf balls. As you can hear.
June 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
This was the start of it. Back when the hailstones were only the size of golf balls. As you can hear.
Here’s some of the hail. If I could fit my whole garden in the coffin, I would.
June 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Here’s some of the hail. If I could fit my whole garden in the coffin, I would.
The meadow will recover.
Unfortunately so will the godsdamned elms.
Unfortunately so will the godsdamned elms.
June 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The meadow will recover.
Unfortunately so will the godsdamned elms.
Unfortunately so will the godsdamned elms.
It hailed for ten minutes straight. I’ve never seen hail like this before. Yes, those are broken windows. Sound on for full effect.
June 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It hailed for ten minutes straight. I’ve never seen hail like this before. Yes, those are broken windows. Sound on for full effect.
Welp.
Fuck the garden, I guess.
Fuck the garden, I guess.
June 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Welp.
Fuck the garden, I guess.
Fuck the garden, I guess.
The proof of the pudding is in the taste, as they say: the garden, lawn, and meadow. Peas are under the green shade cloth, but only barely (I have pods), radish and cabbage under the netting.
June 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The proof of the pudding is in the taste, as they say: the garden, lawn, and meadow. Peas are under the green shade cloth, but only barely (I have pods), radish and cabbage under the netting.