Emily
@cemmy410.neato.cool
Did they ever do a pussy episode of good eats
January 9, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Did they ever do a pussy episode of good eats
Have any of you guys seen my high-test peroxide? Last time I saw it it was somewhere over by my giant pile of magnesium swarf and oily rags
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Have any of you guys seen my high-test peroxide? Last time I saw it it was somewhere over by my giant pile of magnesium swarf and oily rags
Send this 2 ur crush with the caption "heard about u at the aquarium today"
November 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Send this 2 ur crush with the caption "heard about u at the aquarium today"
Oh my God look how I set my water bottle down last night
September 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh my God look how I set my water bottle down last night
I just got so mad that I ripped my hat off, threw it on the ground, and stomped up and down on it while hollering and firing two single-action revolvers into the air
July 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I just got so mad that I ripped my hat off, threw it on the ground, and stomped up and down on it while hollering and firing two single-action revolvers into the air
Big fan of Imperial architecture. "We need attic access. This calls for a grand staircase of solid marble" —Architecturius Domusbuilderius, chief architect of the Imperial City
July 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Big fan of Imperial architecture. "We need attic access. This calls for a grand staircase of solid marble" —Architecturius Domusbuilderius, chief architect of the Imperial City
In the fucked up Burtonesque setting I'm developing, the residents of Scaresville don't eat cream cheese... instead, they eat Scream Cheese.
June 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
In the fucked up Burtonesque setting I'm developing, the residents of Scaresville don't eat cream cheese... instead, they eat Scream Cheese.
In one of the early verses of All Star, Mouth describes a woman as having "the shape of an Eleanor forehead". What is an Eleanor forehead? What did he mean by that?
April 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
In one of the early verses of All Star, Mouth describes a woman as having "the shape of an Eleanor forehead". What is an Eleanor forehead? What did he mean by that?
April 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A local nonprofit sent me address labels in a fundraising letter, and every few lines there's one that's just my last name instead of my full address, and the little guy looks like he's just fucking had it lmao
April 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A local nonprofit sent me address labels in a fundraising letter, and every few lines there's one that's just my last name instead of my full address, and the little guy looks like he's just fucking had it lmao
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I'm going through user-made tilesets for an old DOS mahjong solitaire game and I found what's possibly the most evil one
April 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I'm going through user-made tilesets for an old DOS mahjong solitaire game and I found what's possibly the most evil one
Deer sleeping in the backyard daffodils 🥹
April 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Deer sleeping in the backyard daffodils 🥹
"you have any idea what kind of sculpture you want for the play area?'
"uh, whatever's good"
"uh, whatever's good"
April 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"you have any idea what kind of sculpture you want for the play area?'
"uh, whatever's good"
"uh, whatever's good"
I was really tired yesterday so I went to bed at 8:30 and slept for 12 hours, having many unconnected weird dreams. Now I have awakened unto a world without Moaice Cream (a Polynesian brand of ice cream with a Moai head on the carton)
April 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I was really tired yesterday so I went to bed at 8:30 and slept for 12 hours, having many unconnected weird dreams. Now I have awakened unto a world without Moaice Cream (a Polynesian brand of ice cream with a Moai head on the carton)
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BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - No. It's gone. Three times gone and never coming back. You failed. You failed me.
BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You failed Elysium
BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You failed Elysium
April 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - No. It's gone. Three times gone and never coming back. You failed. You failed me.
BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You failed Elysium
BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You failed Elysium
Here's my new recipe
"Tums Milk"
Place 20–30 Tums in a glass. Pour one can key lime LaCroix. Swirl until Tums begin to dissolve. Refrigerate uncovered for 30 minutes or until flat.
"Tums Milk"
Place 20–30 Tums in a glass. Pour one can key lime LaCroix. Swirl until Tums begin to dissolve. Refrigerate uncovered for 30 minutes or until flat.
April 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Here's my new recipe
"Tums Milk"
Place 20–30 Tums in a glass. Pour one can key lime LaCroix. Swirl until Tums begin to dissolve. Refrigerate uncovered for 30 minutes or until flat.
"Tums Milk"
Place 20–30 Tums in a glass. Pour one can key lime LaCroix. Swirl until Tums begin to dissolve. Refrigerate uncovered for 30 minutes or until flat.
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
BIIIIG news everyone (and on my birthday too)!!! With the talented folks at Pig Apple, we have been working on launching a Pokey the Penguin animated series, and I'm SUPER excited to announce the world premiere of our animated short at the Coney Island Film Festival!!! ❤️🐧
April 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
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A 2021 Amtrak survey found the ideal layout for a high-speed rail network across the United States. It would be relatively cheap to build and would intersect every major center of commerce:
July 25, 2023 at 3:45 AM
A 2021 Amtrak survey found the ideal layout for a high-speed rail network across the United States. It would be relatively cheap to build and would intersect every major center of commerce:
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blep, almost forgot to post something today. Have a psyduck
April 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
blep, almost forgot to post something today. Have a psyduck