I'm so sorry. I know how tough it is. I hope your mourning is peaceful.

And come to think of it, why is the show just called "I Miss My Wife"?

The only problematic shipping Is international shipping

Cumflation good…

What if they were all together.......

It's always clear they've earned it by the end, given how massive they've become by mulching all the other contestants, including their friends, lovers and coworkers

It can get a little awkward whenever Blitz and Loona have to square off, but that still doesn't stop them from digesting each other

There's something beautiful about the idea of an imp using the king of Lust as his personal dildo, and I really think it should be explored more thoroughly

Just like Ozzie getting to thoroughly explore Fizz's colon

Reread this and had another thought

Between Blitz, Stolas, Moxxie, Millie, Loona and Fizz, they've managed to win this thing multiple times, despite consistently being some of the smallest contestants when it starts

They just do it through sheer tenacity (and absurdly stretchy bellies (and holes))

*and sometimes vore

Whoa this is the closest I've ever gotten to a hit tweet

Probably, unless he gets an upgrade that lets him actually open up

I'd just use the other end to be safe 🤷😏