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The TV listings you never did know that you didn't not need, in glorious teletext several times a day. GSOH. Non-smoker preferred. Ring top bell. Your home is at risk if you store dynamite in it.
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Ruh roh
15.45 SCOOBY DOO FEATURING SHAGGY (To be sung to the tune of 'It Wasn't Me' by Shaggy) Scoob and me caught a badguy redhanded creeping cross the factory floor Turned out he was the just the old mand who worked at the nearby store Tried to scare us away from here for a treasure worth a fair few quids And he would have got away with it "If it wasn't for you meddling kid" You dressed up like a monster "It wasn't me" A radioactive sort of lobster "It wasn't me" Now you're going off to jail "It wasn't me" A dog has caused your scheme to fail "It wasn't me"
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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15.00 FILM: THE FIFTH SENSE Unnecessary prequel about a young boy who discovers he has the very normal ability to smell things.
November 17, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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19.30 YOU AIN’T HALF HOT MUM Worryingly incestuous sitcom.
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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21.00 FANNY American remake of the classic UK sitcom 'Bottom'
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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Well, we've had just the loveliest day with lots of new friends, some exciting future plans and just people being brilliant. Here's one of our old faves as a treat. Have a lovely Friday night you lot, and thanks for being ace :)
20.00 PAM AYRESWOLF Please don't tell the coppers But I stole an advanced chopper Its firepower is most immense A powerhouse of air defense The perfect way of fighting crime And gets me to the shops on time Turbo boost! There in an instant! See you at Aldi, Jan Michael Vincent
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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22.00 FILM: FIGHT CLUB
November 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Not often we get a bit giddy, but we've been huge fans of @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social for longer than we can remember (and we can remember, like, for ages) - B3ta remains glorious & we've had loads of @fesshole.bsky.social entries (4 made the first book) - so seeing him like a post means a lot :)
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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09.45 DRUGRATS Minimal adventures with the group of heavily medicated toddlers.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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ARRRGH. Now we have to get to 4,567.
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Hurrah!
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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Tap us up Amazon #jamesbond
20.00 FILM: LIVE AND LET James Bond turns away from the world of spying to focus on his small portfolio of affordable rental properties.
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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Tuesday, innit
21.00 MEN BEEHIVING BADLY Gary gets stung by bees, Tony gets stung by bees, Dorothy and Deborah both also get stung by bees and no-one gets any honey at all.
November 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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12.15 FOOTBALL UNFOCUSED The listing is blurred. How funny is that eh? HA HA HA HA? I mean, what a clever idea. OK, maybe not that funny, but still, it's Monday and we're very tired.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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One for the kids
16.00 FILM: FINDUS NEMO Distressing Pixar sequel.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Happy Friday!
13.00 THE TRAGIC ROUNDABOUT The misery continues as Ermintrude is diagnosed with mad cow disease, Zebedee discovers what rust is, and Dougal 'has gone to live on a farm that we can't visit'.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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Look at us being #slightlytopical
20.00 PORRIDGE Modern reboot of the classic prison comedy, featuring no-one at all, as they've all been accidentally released.
November 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Got a graph/geometry/maths pun? Go on then, we're counting on you.
21.00 THE X&Y FILES. Mulder and Scully investigate yet another paranormal graph.
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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21.00 FILM: CON RYANAIR Action thriller starring Nicolas Cage who must stop a group of insane criminals from charging passengers extra for jus about everything on a flight.
November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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We're back from illness!
21.45 FILM: THERE WILL BE BLOOD Period drama.
November 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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I mean, we could go on #princeandrew #andrew
15.00 FILM: HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF BLOOD BLOKE 18.00 THE FRESH WINDSOR OF BEL-AIR 18.30 TOP OF THE POPS FEATURING " " Performing his classic hits such as Purple Rain and 1999 19.00 FILM: ROBIN HOOD, EQUITABLE MEMBER OF THE THIEVES ORGANISATION
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Sorry for the quiet, sickness at CEEFAUX Towers at the mo
0600 BBC BREAKFAST Guests include Kevin Bacon, Egg from This Life, Sean Bean and Mr Bean, and Toast of London. You can join in by tweeting #brown
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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20.00 FILM: THE FANTASTIC 404 LISTING NOT FOUND
October 24, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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#strictly #verystrictly
23.00 STRICTLY DANCE COMING The overly erotic competition continues, with couples attempting to finish their routines whilst being reportedly brought to a state of physical ecstasy.
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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22.00 FILM: TOTO RECALL Sci-fi thriller about a seemingly ordinary construction worker who , following a procedure at a hi-tech company, now remembers that he did bless the rains, down in Africa.
October 23, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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19.00 BRUSH STROKES Harrowing sitcom about a puppet fox who has suffered severe bouts of ill health.
October 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM