Barthanie Flatt
@ccsteff.bsky.social
I like to sleep late and party like Laverne and Shirley.
Even worse: I’m convinced I *can* sing, I love to harmonize, and I have a very small bladder. Obviously I’m in.
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Even worse: I’m convinced I *can* sing, I love to harmonize, and I have a very small bladder. Obviously I’m in.
Poe feels like something my 15-year-old brain hallucinated so it is a relief when someone else confirms she’s real.
January 17, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Poe feels like something my 15-year-old brain hallucinated so it is a relief when someone else confirms she’s real.
They somehow made hotel art even worse.
January 3, 2026 at 12:36 AM
They somehow made hotel art even worse.
Happy birthday, Kelly!
I read this while we were showing the girls the video for Cannonball by the Breeders and thinking about how her name is spelled Kelley.
I read this while we were showing the girls the video for Cannonball by the Breeders and thinking about how her name is spelled Kelley.
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Happy birthday, Kelly!
I read this while we were showing the girls the video for Cannonball by the Breeders and thinking about how her name is spelled Kelley.
I read this while we were showing the girls the video for Cannonball by the Breeders and thinking about how her name is spelled Kelley.
A persistent thought I have is that many of the people in power would’ve been better off growing up without their fathers.
November 18, 2025 at 4:14 PM
A persistent thought I have is that many of the people in power would’ve been better off growing up without their fathers.
Youngest child of a quilter solidarity.
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Youngest child of a quilter solidarity.
Three hours of YouTube?!! I would rather yeet myself into the sun.
November 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Three hours of YouTube?!! I would rather yeet myself into the sun.
I remember texting my husband, “That diaper was just a pile of shitty blueberries.” We used cloth diapers.
October 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I remember texting my husband, “That diaper was just a pile of shitty blueberries.” We used cloth diapers.
Hey, you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch.
(You are lovely and it’s nice to see you.)
(You are lovely and it’s nice to see you.)
October 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hey, you Shrek-lookin bag of bitch.
(You are lovely and it’s nice to see you.)
(You are lovely and it’s nice to see you.)
This is the kind of thing my 1990s biology textbooks said might be possible in the future. Amazing.
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
This is the kind of thing my 1990s biology textbooks said might be possible in the future. Amazing.
This is awful. I donate repeatedly to GFMs as funds allow so please don’t hesitate to post this again to remind dumdums like me to give again.
September 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is awful. I donate repeatedly to GFMs as funds allow so please don’t hesitate to post this again to remind dumdums like me to give again.