laplace's pet demon
@ccertain.bsky.social
# math machine enjoyer
# delusion decoder
# enlightened quantum information being
only post on here when i'm not sober
# delusion decoder
# enlightened quantum information being
only post on here when i'm not sober
i figured, i was just sharing something amusing that happened recently
February 16, 2026 at 1:54 AM
i figured, i was just sharing something amusing that happened recently
you're the person that was dealing with DOS on iacr? i submitted a super early version of a paper to eprint and got, somewhat politely, rejected.
i just get excited and wanted to share LOL
i just get excited and wanted to share LOL
February 15, 2026 at 7:57 AM
you're the person that was dealing with DOS on iacr? i submitted a super early version of a paper to eprint and got, somewhat politely, rejected.
i just get excited and wanted to share LOL
i just get excited and wanted to share LOL
argument of knowledge: reveal 50% of the witness 5head
February 14, 2026 at 6:46 AM
argument of knowledge: reveal 50% of the witness 5head
getting americans to stop doing nothing is such a difficult task
January 18, 2026 at 4:35 PM
getting americans to stop doing nothing is such a difficult task
lol stay stupid
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
lol stay stupid
They're just bitch made and soft
Like most people LOL
Like most people LOL
January 16, 2026 at 4:46 PM
They're just bitch made and soft
Like most people LOL
Like most people LOL
This is the advantage we have. Just need to press the offensive consistently and they will get more and more desperate.
The paradox of fascism is, the people have to escalate things before the regime does, otherwise the regime wins.
The paradox of fascism is, the people have to escalate things before the regime does, otherwise the regime wins.
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
This is the advantage we have. Just need to press the offensive consistently and they will get more and more desperate.
The paradox of fascism is, the people have to escalate things before the regime does, otherwise the regime wins.
The paradox of fascism is, the people have to escalate things before the regime does, otherwise the regime wins.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Better get to it, and get shot in the face making a U turn
I'm all for it but americans are too scared to lose what little they have to keep their rights. General strike: "but my boss wouldn't be happy"
PATHETIC
GET YOURSELF A GUN
I'M GONNA BE HAVIN A TON OF FUN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Better get to it, and get shot in the face making a U turn
I'm all for it but americans are too scared to lose what little they have to keep their rights. General strike: "but my boss wouldn't be happy"
PATHETIC
GET YOURSELF A GUN
I'M GONNA BE HAVIN A TON OF FUN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 16, 2026 at 4:33 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Better get to it, and get shot in the face making a U turn
I'm all for it but americans are too scared to lose what little they have to keep their rights. General strike: "but my boss wouldn't be happy"
PATHETIC
GET YOURSELF A GUN
I'M GONNA BE HAVIN A TON OF FUN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Better get to it, and get shot in the face making a U turn
I'm all for it but americans are too scared to lose what little they have to keep their rights. General strike: "but my boss wouldn't be happy"
PATHETIC
GET YOURSELF A GUN
I'M GONNA BE HAVIN A TON OF FUN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
REMEMBER the tunnel is useless if traffic takes a different route
January 16, 2026 at 4:07 PM
REMEMBER the tunnel is useless if traffic takes a different route
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Same people that exclude people like me because I'm too abrasive
Have fun!
Same people that exclude people like me because I'm too abrasive
Have fun!
January 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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Same people that exclude people like me because I'm too abrasive
Have fun!
Same people that exclude people like me because I'm too abrasive
Have fun!
Hey could you block me so i don't have to see this shit anymore?
Thanks :)
I'm not even sure what you're talking about but i'm writing a response so it's a fuckin problem
LOL
Thanks :)
I'm not even sure what you're talking about but i'm writing a response so it's a fuckin problem
LOL
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Hey could you block me so i don't have to see this shit anymore?
Thanks :)
I'm not even sure what you're talking about but i'm writing a response so it's a fuckin problem
LOL
Thanks :)
I'm not even sure what you're talking about but i'm writing a response so it's a fuckin problem
LOL
No i don't. Why are my eyeballs having to look at this garbage tech.
Stay bad
Stay bad
January 16, 2026 at 3:54 PM
No i don't. Why are my eyeballs having to look at this garbage tech.
Stay bad
Stay bad
Firefox is a piece of shit these days. Truly pathetic stuff happening in tech.
Softest people in existence that think they're better than everyone while excluding anyone that vaguely threatens them or suggests good ideas.
I for one welcome the collapse. Been waiting for years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Softest people in existence that think they're better than everyone while excluding anyone that vaguely threatens them or suggests good ideas.
I for one welcome the collapse. Been waiting for years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
January 16, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Firefox is a piece of shit these days. Truly pathetic stuff happening in tech.
Softest people in existence that think they're better than everyone while excluding anyone that vaguely threatens them or suggests good ideas.
I for one welcome the collapse. Been waiting for years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Softest people in existence that think they're better than everyone while excluding anyone that vaguely threatens them or suggests good ideas.
I for one welcome the collapse. Been waiting for years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It did matter, then people voted in evil old people. Now they're going to rig the elections, or cancel them.
People were too lazy to cast a vote now you better get yourself a gun.
HAHAHAHAHA people are so stupid
I'm having a great time. Finally people will be forced to wake up or DIE
HAHAHAHAHHA
People were too lazy to cast a vote now you better get yourself a gun.
HAHAHAHAHA people are so stupid
I'm having a great time. Finally people will be forced to wake up or DIE
HAHAHAHAHHA
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 PM
It did matter, then people voted in evil old people. Now they're going to rig the elections, or cancel them.
People were too lazy to cast a vote now you better get yourself a gun.
HAHAHAHAHA people are so stupid
I'm having a great time. Finally people will be forced to wake up or DIE
HAHAHAHAHHA
People were too lazy to cast a vote now you better get yourself a gun.
HAHAHAHAHA people are so stupid
I'm having a great time. Finally people will be forced to wake up or DIE
HAHAHAHAHHA
Dear Golang,
Your language isn't terrible, but Google is an extra large cunt piece of shit company fully rotted through with mediocre morons that think they're gods because they have catered lunches and nice offices.
I look forward to your imminent demise. Die painfully and slowly
Your language isn't terrible, but Google is an extra large cunt piece of shit company fully rotted through with mediocre morons that think they're gods because they have catered lunches and nice offices.
I look forward to your imminent demise. Die painfully and slowly
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Dear Golang,
Your language isn't terrible, but Google is an extra large cunt piece of shit company fully rotted through with mediocre morons that think they're gods because they have catered lunches and nice offices.
I look forward to your imminent demise. Die painfully and slowly
Your language isn't terrible, but Google is an extra large cunt piece of shit company fully rotted through with mediocre morons that think they're gods because they have catered lunches and nice offices.
I look forward to your imminent demise. Die painfully and slowly
But junior developers have a tendency to work on stuff and add complexity as they go, not realizing that removing code is the goal.
Equating more SLOC with better product. Or to meet stupid requirements from morons in the org
Most (american) organizations are rotted through with mediocrity LOL
Equating more SLOC with better product. Or to meet stupid requirements from morons in the org
Most (american) organizations are rotted through with mediocrity LOL
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
But junior developers have a tendency to work on stuff and add complexity as they go, not realizing that removing code is the goal.
Equating more SLOC with better product. Or to meet stupid requirements from morons in the org
Most (american) organizations are rotted through with mediocrity LOL
Equating more SLOC with better product. Or to meet stupid requirements from morons in the org
Most (american) organizations are rotted through with mediocrity LOL
Good analysis. Simple functional code is a final product, not a first draft.
January 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Good analysis. Simple functional code is a final product, not a first draft.
Finally someone that gets it.
But fuck you for making me follow you to comment. Unfollowing
But fuck you for making me follow you to comment. Unfollowing
January 16, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Finally someone that gets it.
But fuck you for making me follow you to comment. Unfollowing
But fuck you for making me follow you to comment. Unfollowing
damn, happy for you :)
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 PM
damn, happy for you :)
Shut the fuck up. Unless you're doing web development without Javascript.
Ah what do i care. Stay bad
Ah what do i care. Stay bad
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Shut the fuck up. Unless you're doing web development without Javascript.
Ah what do i care. Stay bad
Ah what do i care. Stay bad
be c or be nothing
LOL
LOL
January 16, 2026 at 3:05 PM
be c or be nothing
LOL
LOL