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laplace's pet demon
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# math machine enjoyer

# delusion decoder

# enlightened quantum information being

only post on here when i'm not sober
i awoke several hours later in a daze. in my inventory i found a powerful information theoretic device and blueprints with understanding

i study the blueprints, absorb knowledge, and imbue the reality with a new dimension. In awe of new knowledge i begin work at once by hitting on belle delphine
December 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
the narrative of monopolies of global semiconductor production by ai is interesting

feels like a last ditch attempt before they realize american "tech" is going to be folded out by global innovation

the united states federal government faces an existential crisis, it's up to the states to help
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
the difference between a bad program and a good program? you built the good program after the bad program
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
built an inner product rlc system that is tested with randomized vectors and matrices

discovered it panics on vectors containing zeroes today 😆

got schwartz-zippeld by my own test suite
December 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
programs tend to converge to identity matrices as assignments occur in program logic.

this is an R1CS C matrix. R1CS is a way of expressing programs as relations between three matrices: A, B, C, and an input vector called the witness: w

AwBw = Cw

Aw is a vector that is multiplied element-wise
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
born too soon to be a quantum theoretic researcher

born too late to be in the mines

born just in time to be in the information theoretic mines
November 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
every animal is a finite length random oracle, assuming the brain has some entropy in its representation as a thermodynamic system

the input and output are, respectively, all senses, all physical processes
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
it's definitely hitting the nvme/ethernet/wifi limits right?

tailscale probably not routing traffic out of my network ??

wouldn't want them to see my copy of wwdits
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
i'm doing drugs for thanksgiving and i don't want to hear a peep about it
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
oh claude i didn't realize you had fonts like _that_
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
elliptic curve group logic can be bound into lattice systems using pure algebra. generalization from multiplicative groups to linear combinations
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
well the thing is, structured, composed lattices are structured fully through algebra and hashes

so if oracles exist, and algebras exist, then it's statistically secure
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
is it nice to show this many decimals though???

about had a heart attack
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
information experiment 0
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
ok you know what i'll say it. Token is making music

open.spotify.com/track/63anXJ...
Feral
open.spotify.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:02 AM
zzzzzz i think it's polylog not linear

it doesn't practically matter

something something tail bounds
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
the spotify analytics team watching me click my own referral link 13 times over 29 minutes
a close up of a man sweating with water running down his face
Alt: a close up of a man sweating with water running down his face Jordan Peele
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
krzysztof is a sick name
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
has iacr eprint been intermittently out for anyone else?
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
anthropic it's a little unprofessional
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the evil old people want to end civilization. If they are the last humans to exist they are functionally immortal

keccak-doomsday.com/2025_old_peo...
🙈
keccak-doomsday.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The billionaires are scared because for the first time

in many of their entire lives

they dont know what is going to happen next

👧🏼
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
lmaooooo amzon ********
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM