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Distortion fetishist. Everything is political. Interests include media, power, spectacle, electronics, plants (hardiness zone 6, lvl 3 ecoregion 59: Northeastern Coastal Zone) #NoNATO #NoIsrael #NoTERFs #LandBack
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I feel that nonbinary is reasonably well attainable in that universe? At least with non-humans
November 30, 2025 at 11:28 AM
visual aid (i've ordered good, forged-metal tools from these guys, they have offered various types of broad axe in the past, though, being Finnish, they have opinions on the war in Ukraine which differ from my own; i don't buy from them anymore, but that's just my own personal/political feelings)
Woodsknife WKA32 Hiking axe
A handy hatchet with a super durable blade and a full-tang walnut handle. Fast international delivery.
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November 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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this vibes with my thoughts on Norse sagas. How do i valorize stuff which has been appropriated by racists? In the sagas, there's lots of viking-on-viking crime. If you had beef with a viking (because he's racist for example) you can always rip out his lungs & leave his corpse as a sacrifice to Odin
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
this vibes with my thoughts on Norse sagas. How do i valorize stuff which has been appropriated by racists? In the sagas, there's lots of viking-on-viking crime. If you had beef with a viking (because he's racist for example) you can always rip out his lungs & leave his corpse as a sacrifice to Odin
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
yep, it would have to be part of the story. Or maybe, for example, a character wouldn't mind a more "clocky" (arguably intriguing, because challenging to cis gaze) gender expression. In other news, im getting a pleasant vision of Graham Linnehan being brutally dismembered via "bearded" axe
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Jeremy Irons lays it on thick in this movie. And Tom Baker is an elf. Hell yeah.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 AM
what the heck was that?! some kind of inadequately-explained Apotheosis just happened! Frustrating! but this whole movie feels unique, refreshingly unlike anything else i've seen that i can think of. It was cool seeing this after almost 30 years(?!?!) now that i have the critical chops to analyze it
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 AM
oh the dragons just kind of went away? they dont explain that, was it because uh [SPOILER REDACTED]??
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
pretty good climactic boss fight scene here
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
if you like dragons, you could do a lot worse than this movie
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 AM
also a really cool dragon-cult-themed treasure chamber
November 30, 2025 at 10:31 AM
we've also got some really cool sword-belt/weapon-sling systems, i wish for something like this IRL
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 AM
bouncing back into this movie, there's an Elf lady in a plate mail bustier which is a good look imo
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
got this mess on pause while i shave. im going to visit Uncle Bob later today, im gradually cleaning myself up to make a rare public appearance. I think i'll give him some notebooks, for recording his thoughts, and also to provide a public diary/guestbook where visitors can write their observations.
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 AM
getting some Hillary Clinton vibes from this Empress
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 AM
as we all know, gay people are EVERYWHERE, it's a, uh, ahem, rainbow-esque spectrum offering infinite gradations/variety. Also would like to see more trans characters, also the arguably load-bearingly-important monsterfucker contingent seems woefully underrepresented.
November 30, 2025 at 9:15 AM
queer-coded characters are decadent aristocrats, flamboyant high-level thieves, etc. Which i kind of appreciate, it suggests that a certain flexibility re: sex comes natural to us high-INT, high-DEX elf-fuckers. But on the other hand it, erases queer Dwarves, monsters, other "non-standard" folks
November 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
there's some mild sexism which seems almost quaint (this movie predates gamergate and the adjacent manufactured culture war bullshit), before misc executives decided that, hey, women actually enjoy playing RPGs and dont like to be treated like furniture or quest rewards or chainmail-bikini eye candy
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 AM
in coffee, ambrosially delicious
November 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
there is a class system (mages vs normies) and the ruling class is beset by an internecine struggle (fascist magus vs a princess who foments populist "revolution" (liberalism)), and some lumpenproles are pillaging the mage's school, a building which bears a resemblance to the College of Winterhold
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
also this engages with politics, sort of
November 30, 2025 at 8:12 AM
oh wow, i just put this on and there's already a dragon IN a damn dungeon!!! hell yeah, this "does what it says on the tin"
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 AM