Love this picture of Batman with a tablet like he’s about to tell you there’s a 50 minute wait for a table but he can seat you at the bar
October 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Love this picture of Batman with a tablet like he’s about to tell you there’s a 50 minute wait for a table but he can seat you at the bar
when the casino asked me to leave my own stag do
May 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
when the casino asked me to leave my own stag do
David Lynch was my favourite director and I’m absolutely floored by his loss. Here’s the stupid joke of mine he inspired. Thanks for everything David.
January 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
David Lynch was my favourite director and I’m absolutely floored by his loss. Here’s the stupid joke of mine he inspired. Thanks for everything David.
Can’t believe it’s that time already.
January 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Can’t believe it’s that time already.
Not sure what to get that special someone for Christmas? Well it was two days ago so I’m sorry. You’ve fucked it.
Anyway I’m bringing a new Work In Progress to Glasgow Comedy Festival in March and tickets are on sale now.
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...
Anyway I’m bringing a new Work In Progress to Glasgow Comedy Festival in March and tickets are on sale now.
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...
December 27, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Not sure what to get that special someone for Christmas? Well it was two days ago so I’m sorry. You’ve fucked it.
Anyway I’m bringing a new Work In Progress to Glasgow Comedy Festival in March and tickets are on sale now.
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...
Anyway I’m bringing a new Work In Progress to Glasgow Comedy Festival in March and tickets are on sale now.
www.glasgowcomedyfestival.com/performances...
Members of the jury, I ask you: why do we enjoy Mars? Is it the flavour? The texture? Or is it the great big throbbing vein?
November 30, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Members of the jury, I ask you: why do we enjoy Mars? Is it the flavour? The texture? Or is it the great big throbbing vein?
Hello BlueSky, here’s the Olivia Newton John song Xanadu but it’s about the Babadook
November 16, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Hello BlueSky, here’s the Olivia Newton John song Xanadu but it’s about the Babadook
You can’t have two duck names
February 18, 2024 at 2:51 PM
You can’t have two duck names
apparently these go great with mushy peas
February 9, 2024 at 10:48 PM
apparently these go great with mushy peas
Youth Pastor: this one is for the boy in the tiny manger no crib for a bed for our lord and saviour
December 18, 2023 at 11:06 AM
Youth Pastor: this one is for the boy in the tiny manger no crib for a bed for our lord and saviour
I loved this series until they got cancelled for doing Lolita
October 7, 2023 at 9:16 AM
I loved this series until they got cancelled for doing Lolita
The coaster under the drink you just picked up:
October 7, 2023 at 7:54 AM
The coaster under the drink you just picked up:
I WAS NOOTING FOR YOU
WE WERE ALL NOOTING FOR YOU
WE WERE ALL NOOTING FOR YOU
October 1, 2023 at 8:49 AM
I WAS NOOTING FOR YOU
WE WERE ALL NOOTING FOR YOU
WE WERE ALL NOOTING FOR YOU
😎 A message for my haters 😎
September 30, 2023 at 9:31 PM
😎 A message for my haters 😎
Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway...
Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed
Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed
September 30, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Head barista: So I'm thinking we offer rolls, full breakfasts, hot drinks to sit in or takeaway...
Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed
Tim Robinson character in the back: yeah and what if the whole cafe could be dracula themed
Do we post our gigs here?
I’m gonna post my gigs here.
I’m gonna post my gigs here.
September 29, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Do we post our gigs here?
I’m gonna post my gigs here.
I’m gonna post my gigs here.
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what