That tiktok dog with the buttons (Bunny) definitely was not inventing existential dread from first concepts, that was all the owner cherry picking and stretching the contextualization

"But Claire, isn't it bad that the people of the Culture have totally outsourced the running of their society to AI machines and have nothing to strive for having achieved utopi--" No, listen to yourself, stop making up problems. Swear to god

good start re that meme thing I was saying just now

Don't care for that!

I always feel my most NYC crank when I remember working my first publishing job in Manhattan and getting $5 custom salad bowls at lunch from intimidating deli guys. Sweetgreen can never match that experience

The reason he's so mad is he wants to be a Poster so badly, and never will. Whereas JCO is generational talent, the only Boomer Poster

My friends have an ongoing bit where a friend misheard "peacock" as "pee cop" and now there are Piss Cop puns

The only problem with that is you can't cast Daniel Craig but too fucking bad! Next generation, let's go

This is fucking trivial: next movie it's a young ambitious spy who gets designated as the new Bond (it's always been a code name) and both worries he won't live up to the name and also butts heads with the old fossil crew who won't let go of the cold war.

Natch

Bari consider(ed?) herself "liberal" for a long time, maybe mom isn't liberal as she thinks she is

I regret you report that they are married

Woman is making MOVES at the baggage claim and her dead weight bf here on speaker like "iunno..."

Also he's listening to tiktoks on speaker, DEATH ROW

I don't know for sure what he's done now but I am confident this is the correct response regardless

Are they going to give a weather forecast on that green screen