well she's got the voice for it at least!

and generations of Irish cops, yep

right like

my dude

I was not trying to attract you in the first place

To be clear, Black-authored sff is fantastic it's just not specific enough in this case, and I can't figure out how to narrow it down, so I'm looking for recommendations from actual human people.

I once got really hurt at work, so much so that they gave me morphine in the ambulance on the way to the hospital, and later one of the ways my employer tried to fight workers comp was to say that they couldn't drug test me bc of that.

you're right I take it back I'm THICK SLICED

There's a pretty great Tumblr post about this:

"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."