caylen
@caylen.bsky.social
official Bluesky account of Cowboy.
director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳
director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳
60% mouth and tongue by volume Cowboy
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
60% mouth and tongue by volume Cowboy
if you are wondering where this “strong floor, no ceiling” DNC horseshit came from - a venture capitalist wrote a book about it absolutely nobody cared about until he paid a bunch of politicians & pundits like Yglesias to treat it like the New Democrat Slogan to help his fund
@sf-nc.bsky.social
@sf-nc.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
if you are wondering where this “strong floor, no ceiling” DNC horseshit came from - a venture capitalist wrote a book about it absolutely nobody cared about until he paid a bunch of politicians & pundits like Yglesias to treat it like the New Democrat Slogan to help his fund
@sf-nc.bsky.social
@sf-nc.bsky.social
just looked him up to see if he was still alive & he’s usually flirting with almost 3 digits nowadays
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
just looked him up to see if he was still alive & he’s usually flirting with almost 3 digits nowadays
starting the 5th annual “find the best worst Christmas movie” hunt with @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social
every year, we start the hunt with a rewatch of our favorite worst from last year
here’s an IMDb review of the 2024 winner’s director/writer/producer/main actor for “A Dog For Christmas”
every year, we start the hunt with a rewatch of our favorite worst from last year
here’s an IMDb review of the 2024 winner’s director/writer/producer/main actor for “A Dog For Christmas”
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
starting the 5th annual “find the best worst Christmas movie” hunt with @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social
every year, we start the hunt with a rewatch of our favorite worst from last year
here’s an IMDb review of the 2024 winner’s director/writer/producer/main actor for “A Dog For Christmas”
every year, we start the hunt with a rewatch of our favorite worst from last year
here’s an IMDb review of the 2024 winner’s director/writer/producer/main actor for “A Dog For Christmas”
imagine being looked at like this for two hours
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
imagine being looked at like this for two hours
Cowboy is on vocals, Corky is on bass and backup vox, and Macready is on lead guitar
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Cowboy is on vocals, Corky is on bass and backup vox, and Macready is on lead guitar
He’s busy at the moment but I’ll let you know
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
He’s busy at the moment but I’ll let you know
corky, macready, and hungry
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
corky, macready, and hungry
At the demarcation of trouble and treats
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
At the demarcation of trouble and treats
on their way to steal your hearts and turkey
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
on their way to steal your hearts and turkey
happy friday to those who observe
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
happy friday to those who observe
this is this entire dude’s schtick and has been for years
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
this is this entire dude’s schtick and has been for years
i knew it was that level of hubris the moment i saw that whole Denny’s Mobile Disaster Relief food trailer show up with a tarp over the “disaster” part to help promote an investor event this year
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
i knew it was that level of hubris the moment i saw that whole Denny’s Mobile Disaster Relief food trailer show up with a tarp over the “disaster” part to help promote an investor event this year
galloped across the pen to get a smooch from his good friend Cowboy
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
galloped across the pen to get a smooch from his good friend Cowboy
Cowboy you are six years old you have no reason to feel forlorn
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Cowboy you are six years old you have no reason to feel forlorn
also: hope you’ve been well, oakie
November 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
also: hope you’ve been well, oakie
posting this now publicly so I can point back at it later:
based on the early data, assuming their Early Access isn’t completely broken & they keep the current community posture they’ve run with this week, Hytale is going to be doing “Minecraft” numbers by 2027
based on the early data, assuming their Early Access isn’t completely broken & they keep the current community posture they’ve run with this week, Hytale is going to be doing “Minecraft” numbers by 2027
November 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
posting this now publicly so I can point back at it later:
based on the early data, assuming their Early Access isn’t completely broken & they keep the current community posture they’ve run with this week, Hytale is going to be doing “Minecraft” numbers by 2027
based on the early data, assuming their Early Access isn’t completely broken & they keep the current community posture they’ve run with this week, Hytale is going to be doing “Minecraft” numbers by 2027
